Who you got in this fight? Crazy Muslims starting sh*t with Diego Maradona's WAG? Or Diego Maradona and his batsh*t crazy mustache going into the crowd last night at a stadium in the United Arab Emirates? You see, Diego has seen his share of soccer fan fights over the years. Just think of those wars in the Italian Serie A league. And who knows when homeboy is jacked up on coke. Wrong move, UAE WAG hecklers. Diego is coming for your asses. JUMP!
Via: A man claiming to have a weapon robbed a Hampden Bank branch at 475 Longmeadow St. of an undisclosed amount of cash Thursday afternoon, police said. The lone suspect walked up to a teller and handed her a note demanding cash, he said. No weapon was shown but it was implied in the note that the man was armed, he said. So this one should be easy. Black dude who looks like David Ortiz...Sox opening day tickets...lots of $20s. GET HIM!
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Poor kid, can't buy a break these days - concussions & nose bleeds. This running nose resulted after getting hit in the face with a puck last night against the Islanders. He'd return, though, and the Pens would lose 5-3. In Final Four news, so a college football playoff system wouldn't work because teams would miss school time. right? The Louisville basketball team has missed three straight weeks of class. Not our words, comes straight from UL mouths. Let's get rolling!
Sarah Jones is allegedly at it again. The Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader who first became noteworthy for suing a gossip site for posting unflattering pictures of her along with the rumor she had STDs has now been indicted for allegedly having sex with a minor. In this case, a former student. Jones was a high school English teacher until last November. She was the Ben-Gals team captain last time we checked. JUMP!
If you do any flying out of San Francisco, you might find a curious sight on the runway -- a themed San Francisco Giants Virgin America plane. Yeah, it sports to hometown team's logo, but it also sports a beard because, why the hell not? The great thing is, you can fly on it. It's not a team charter. It's a commercial airplane. So if you're a huge Giants fan, then this is probably the only way you should travel. JUMP!
Later this summer when the Royals and Angels engage in a bench-clearing brawl you can refer to this video as to why there were fisticuffs. The ball is flying in Tempe today. The Royals ripped three dongs before the Angels batted in the 2nd. That's when the Halos got on the board with back-to-back-to-back shots to make it a 7-3 game. Again, a Spring Training game. The very next pitch from Royals pitcher Everett Teaford was into the back of Peter Bourjos. JUMP!
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Remember Karen Sypher, the crazy broad who legitimately had sex with Rick Pitino in some Louisville restaurant and was eventually convicted of extortion charges? Yes, that crazy broad. The case hinged on Sypher "trying to force Pitino to give her money and other items in exchange for her silence on her allegations that he raped her twice in 2003, including once at a Louisville restaurant." Guess who released a wild book just a few weeks ago? Yep, Sypher. JUMP!
Michelle Beadle tweeted this afternoon: And so this is my new permanent co-host!!! Oh, hell yes we'd watch SportsNation on a daily basis if they removed douchebag Cowherd and brought on Double G. Move the show to L.A. Let him have a segment where he plays grannies smoking weed while watching Heat-Lakers videos. By the way, someone needs to ask how much he could get for a woman of Beadle's beauty back in his pimping days. Simply amazing.
The big news in Texas today is that convicted killer Jesse Joe Hernandez was executed last night for the 2001 beating death of 10-month-old baby. According to the AP reporter, "Jesse Joe Hernandez smiled and laughed at times before receiving a lethal injection for the slaying of Karlos Borja 11 years ago." But it was what came during his final words that has the Internet buzzing. Hernandez took the chance to support his team one more time. JUMP!
What do we know about Lindsey? She's about to have her cheerleader routine analyzed by 75,000 fans at the Final Four. And on TV. And on the Internet. Saturday's 6:09 p.m. EST tip is just the biggest game in Kentucky basketball history. Sure, it's not for a national championship, but most people feel that if Kentucky gets through this game, the title is theirs. Bragging rights and a title in Lexington would pretty much be the ultimate insult to Louisville. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Just giving ladies planning to be at the Playboy Mansion this weekend a heads up on why you're in town. Um, because there will be a big group of horny NFL bros running around. It's Playboy Golf Finals weekend! Gronk is bringing in Team Jizz Blaster: Dan Gronkowski, Chris Gronkowski, Dane Fletcher, Dean Muhtadi. It's like the Rat Pack of Meatheads invading some golf course to chase tail. JUMP!
Talk radio goes days and days without something that piques our interest. Blah, blah, blah. And then Don Mattingly comes on the Dan Patrick Show and drops a "this little sh*t" bomb when referencing Ozzie Guillen. You just figure Donny will talk some baseball, keep it clean and get off the phone. Nope. Commence the iPhone i-Team! VIDEO! NOW! HURRY! JUMP!
MUST-WATCH! OMG! BELLY FLOP MOVE OF THE CENTURY! AUSTRALIA VS. NEW ZEALAND BELLY FLOP-OFF! BELLY FLOP BRO CRUSHING THIS BACK FLIP SMACKER! FAT BASTARD ACTUALLY LANDS THIS BELLY FLOP! CRUSHED IT! KILLED IT! BOSS MOVE! UNBELIEVABLE! NOW WE'VE SEEN IT ALL! 4:00 MARK! JUMP!