Guess how happy Ryan Clady is to not have to run a zone-read offense next season with Baby Jesus under center? Very. The Peyton Manning to Denver news is spreading around the world one tweet, Facebook message and ESPN headline. Of course this means Baby Jesus will be shipped out. Can you say Tebow to Jacksonville for a 7th round draft pick. Gotta feel bad for the Denver radio host who got the Tebow tattoo last fall. (@RyanClady)
Did you know that Bay City, Michigan is home to many fine Irishmen? Same here. Anyway, the locals had their parade, got drunk, probably watched the Nationwide race at Bristol and punched each other. Nothing gets chicks in Bay City punchy like some Ne-Yo & Pitbull background music. Just look at the weight difference as Notorious B-I-G-G-I-N' (shoeless, by the way) decides to throw around her weight. Oh, it's on, bitches! JUMP!
Via: A Sand Springs basketball coach was arrested Saturday morning on a felony rape complaint after meeting a 17-year-old student at a hotel for sex, according to her arrest report. Erin Kathleen Queen, 27, was arrested at 5:30 a.m. Saturday on a complaint of first-degree rape after telling police she had sexual intercourse with her 17-year-old student at the Candlewood Suites at 10008 E. 73rd St., according to the report. Here's her cached Twitter account. Note: she's married!
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How about Kyle & those Kansas Jayhawks? Massive amounts of wild hotel sex last night in Omaha. Kyle just getting drunk at the hotel bar & picking up slutty Kansas chicks. What? That's his son to his left? Doesn't look a bit like his father. In other March Madness news, how about Ohio? 25% of the Sweet 16. One team headed to Elite 8. Ohio U. to face a point guard-less UNC. Only 2 Sweet 16 teams from west of the Mississippi. Wet dream for CBS. Let's get rolling!
Are you a U.S.-based Internet poker dork? Sorry about your luck, but you can't play online at Victory Poker. Instead, the guys banned by the U.S. government have something to ease the pain. It's called Sara Jean Underood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover & Victoria Moore having a cake fight. These four are the Victory Poker models and have raised the bar for international competitors. Remember the Bodog bikini calendars? That is garbage compared to this shoot. LOOK!
How funny is the Missouri loss to Norfolk State inside Kansas? It's so funny that even the nightly news dorks are just laughing in your face, Mizzou. Here is WIBW-13 in Topeka coming back from commercial break and this anchor chick just blatantly laughing at Tiger Nation. You might remember how these two states hate each other and that Mizzou has never been to a Final Four. LOL! LOL! JUMP!
Via: Greenville police said a man who they say is responsible for putting pornographic video up on televisions in a Best Buy store turned himself in after he saw himself in surveillance video on the news. Investigators said that Robert Matthew Holden used a personal electronic device to stream pornography to several “smart TVs” that were on display. He told police it was just a "prank" and he didn't know it was a criminal act. No word if he streamed 'Top Guns.'
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All is not lost for the Duke basketball program. Most of these guys have a NCAA tournament ring, so why not bail early, get home and hit some faux Irish bar in Durham that opened at 5:30 this morning? Makes sense to us. Guess how many tournament wins Lehigh now has in its history. One. Guess Duke's FG% from 3-point range last night: 23%. Boys, when you fire 6-of-26 from three, you're going to lose to a #15. Kudos. Let's get rolling!
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Things have been going badly for Dallas Mavericks forward Lamar Odom this season and it looks like he's isolated the reason -- his wife, Khloe Kardashian. We told you so. Lamar reportedly blames the couple's stupid reality show for taking his focus off the game and has decided to take a step back from his marriage. He's apparently even gone so far as to stop having sex with that disgusting-looking woman. It's about time. Come back to us, Lamar!
Yeah, the quality on this pictures is absolutely terrible. Blame it on TNT's shitty HD cameras. This Norfolk State cheerleader wanted to show off her tongue ring to the world. I'm sure your parents are real proud of your accomplishment cheerleader. Norfolk State is actually giving Missouri all they can handle right now as the 2 seed takes on the 15 seed in Omaha, Nebraska. JUMP!
Logically, Los Angeles Lakers forward Pau Gasol celebrated the fact he didn't get dealt before the NBA trade deadline by singing. Okay, maybe it's not totally logical. Gasol did, however, attend a fundraiser last night where he was more than happy to jump on stage and show off his vocal stylings. He needs to stick to playing basketball because he sounded terrible. That's not to mention his song selection left a little to be desired. Here's the video.
Is it possible that Bret Bielema didn't go on a honeymoon this week and instead is busy promoting cars at a Chevy dealership instead? Via the Bielema Twitter account: Like this new ride? Only purchased by the most passionate badger fan! That was posted yesterday afternoon. Then, today, Bret posted this photo of construction at Camp Randall. As we've been mentioning, Bret married his 20-something smokeshow on Saturday. Is his Twitter account being handled by some intern?
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org