The bad news for Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimer this spring came around March 20 when he was sent to team’s minor league camp. The good news: Schwimer recently locked up girlfriend and BC favorite Missy Coles to a long-term free agent deal via an engagement ring. What does this mean in the grand scheme of the WAG-dome? Not much other than the fact other ladies coming through the Phillies WAG pipeline must stay on top of their game.
Via Schwimer’s Facebook page:
True, the Schwimer/Coles relationship isn’t one that’s tearing up the gossip blogs, but we consider it an Internet first. Name another MLB/IFBB relationship. You can’t. Coles is an international fitness bikini model, which is a growing sport where women don’t have to get all bulked up like dudes. It combines the best of both worlds: implants and fitness.
Anyway, kudos to these kids for solidifying the relationship. All we need now is for Schwimer to get back to the big leagues. Do your thing, Schwim. Our pageviews are depending on you.