Tiger Woods’ Porn Whores Plan To Release Tell-All During Masters

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Why this didn’t come out sooner, we’re not quite sure. Porn producer Vivid will release a tell-all adult flick called 3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer on April 3.

Why April 3?

Well, Woods is teeing off at the Masters on April 2.

The skin flick features three of Woods’ former mistresses — porn stars Devon James, Holly Sampson and Joslyn James. In addition to the usual sexual fare, this skin flick will also feature what’s described as an in-depth Q&A with the girls about El Tigre’s sexual preferences. Those preferences will then be, uh… demonstrated for your viewing enjoyment.

“Any time three women get together to talk about the same guy, the results are going to be more than interesting,” said the film’s director, B. Skow.

Indeed.

The only question now is do you rush out and buy the DVD or sit around and wait for it to appear on Porn Hub? Personally, we think this is probably worth paying for.

What’s the betting line there’s a dirty Sanchez involved?

By the way, El Tigre is currently coming off his first win in God knows how long, so good for him.

[Tiger tails]

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