Headless Peyton Manning Broncos Jersey Sends Media Into Frenzy!

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LOOK, A HEADLESS MANNING BRONCOS JERSEY! JIZZ EVERYWHERE! PHOTOGRAPHERS JUST BLASTING EACH OTHER IN THE RIBS TO GET THE FIRST PHOTO! FIRST! GOT IT FIRST, BITCH! SUCK IT ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS! DENVER POST RULES! WAIT, THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN NEWS FOLDED? SUCK IT COLORADO SPRINGS GAZETTE! AHHHH! Anyway, turn to NFL Network. Peyton takes the stages in a few minutes. (via @xmasape)

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