So Real Madrid played Real Betis this weekend and, of course, Madrid won the game thanks to a two-goal day from Cristiano Ronaldo in a 3-2 victory. Blah, blah, blah. Of course we’re not going to get into the intricacies of international soccer because you guys have like 3 minutes of jerking off time at work. Let’s cut to the chase, C Ron scores a goal and a Betis fan starts grabbing his junk.
Suck this, Ronaldo.
Posted: March 11, 2012
Premise of Video: Ronaldo finds the back of the net with a left foot shot and celebrates with his teammates. No biggie – unless you are a Betis fan. Then it’s all good to get on TV by grabbing your junk.
Climax of Video: Pepe grabbing his white pants and junk. Sweet look, bro.
Conclusion: We’d pay big money to see a guy at a Miami Heat game to rock this look and grab his junk when Jeremy Lin misses another runner in the lane. Bigger money if said guy was also wearing Uggs.