Craig James Has Guns & Will Pump Lead Into Uninvited House Guests

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So this Craig James for Senate campaign is rolling along as the former ESPN blowhard goes from friendly AM talk radio show to friendly old coot retirement centers across Texas telling voters exactly what they want to hear. Taxes? Hate ‘em. Illegal Aliens? Major problem. Obamacare? Is it in the Constitution? Spending? Out of control.

Guns? Love ‘em and have three around my bed to blast punks who stop by uninvited.

Posted: February 28, 2012

Premise of Video: Craig is on some Dallas radio station to hit the talking points and take phone calls from the loyalists. Of course some ringer calls in to ask about the 2nd Amendment. In other words, prove you’re a hardass who isn’t a giant pussy and would pump lead into a Mexican.

Climax of Video: Gotta admit the fat guy blasting caps inspired us to throw this together. He’s a gem.

Conclusion: We’ll save you time with the hate emails. BC fully supports any candidate running against Craig James. He enjoys guns & wants to protect the 1st Amendment. All for it. Once this Texas Senate campaign is over just stay home and clean your guns. College football will be just fine without you, asshole.

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