Carlos Beltran’s Selling House With Horrible Theater; $5.8MM [PHOTOS]

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St. Louis Cardinals slugger Carlos Beltran is unloading his Long Island estate for a cool $5.8 million. Hell, he doesn’t play for that laughingstock organization known as the Mets anymore, what does he need it for?

Besides, his theater room sucks balls. It’s tiny, like a closet. It’s a narrow room with a couch and a screen about 50 yards away. Real nice, Carlos.

Fortunately, the gym more than makes up for it. If you were staying in a high-end hotel, your gym would probably look like the one in Carlos Beltran’s house. Maybe this was all designed this way on purpose (the whole place is custom) to keep Beltran away from the couch and in the gym.

Here’s a look at the rest of Beltran’s palatial estate.

  • 7500+ square feet
  • 7 bedrooms
  • 7 bathrooms (2 half-baths)
  • 12 rooms
  • Pool
  • Home theater
  • Karaoke Bar
  • Gym
  • Mortgage: $34,102/month

Price: $5,800,000
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[Carlos Beltran house listing]

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