You know how we think we know Tommy Lasorda has some gangsta bones left in his body? We think he hustled the guys from the Art of Shaving. At some point this week, Tommy got creamed up by the shaving experts and got razored. Next thing you know he's tweeting out this photo. Was it paid? Can't say for sure, but if it was we'd want our f*cking money back. Lasorda has 37,500 followers and only got six RTs and 1 favorite out of this. Straight cash, homey!
Normally we'd pass right over this story because who the hell wants to spell Dereck Chisora and Vitali Klitschko in a blog post. So from here on out we'll refer to Dereck as the Black Brit & Vitali as the Russian Honky. These two are facing off tomorrow night for the WBC Heavyweight belt and Black Brit decided to get in an early bitch slap while wearing that robbery rag. Who wants to watch boxing? NOT US! JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Oh, hey, there's Eliza Dushku and Rick Fox yesterday just doing their thing in Cabo because what else are you going to do with Fox's money in the winter? Sit around in L.A.? Pfft. Gotta admit it has been many years since we've seen the Rickster with his shirt off on a beach. What's the 2012 Rickster rocking? Man cans. Dushku is still in perfect shape, possibly even looking like she needs to slam a Five Guys. JUMP!
Remember the Vancouver riots after the Stanley Cup and how the idiots involved acted like they were Euro scum? Guys such as the Raging CanAsian who thought he was Billy Badass with his designer glasses and a Canucks shirt? Well, the morons aren't finished being Euro-Canadian douchebags. Here's the church where Bruins LW Milan Lucic took the cup on his visitation day and where family still visits for services. JUMP!
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO....HE'S NEVER COMING BACK! (*UNTIL LBJ IS READY TO RETIRE) JUMP!
You might remember our friends at Desert Mountain High School in Scottsdale, AZ Tebowing after a regular-season victory. Yeah, well it's playoffs time in Arizona. Connor Upchurch (@gonetochurch) filed a report with us last night. "Check out More of Scottsdale DMHS
#tebowing in round 1 AIA playoffs vs. Anthem Bouldercreek," Connor tweeted. DM is 20-9. Get on the bandwagon - NOW! Um, DM's next game is against 28-1 Corona del Sol. We need a miracle, boys!
It's always big news when the Internet gets a 25-year-old female basketball coach having alleged sex with a 17-year-old student. Lauren Redfern is this week's winner of 15 minutes of fame. She's a PE teacher at Basalt High School in Colorado and now up on felony sexual assault charges. It's not like Lauren is a big loss to the Basalt girls' basketball team. She guided them to a 1-17 record this year before being arrested. JUMP!
• Fail: Lights go out during Pacers-Nets game • SEC Coaches' Photo Is Out & Is Fantastic! • Photo: Sarah Palin has caught #Linsanity • Asians on a roll: This guy massaging Jessica Alba • Greatest Thong Beer Holder Of All Time! • Hottest Blond You'll See All Day - Susie • Michael Buble's wife flopping her rack out • Tommy Chong says weed would have saved Whitney
Does it look like, at 47, Jose Canseco has stopped taking steroids to keep him in baseball playing shape? Not to us. Guess who's back in professional baseball, albeit the Mexican League? The Bash Brother. He's signed with Cancun and joins other former MLB luminaries such as Joey Gathright on the Quintana Roo Tigres. If you want a good laugh, follow Jose's tweets from Mexico and do not miss the replies that are pouring in. Good stuff. Let's get rolling!
Contrary to popular belief, that old coot Dr. Ruth is still as dirty as ever with her sex talk and has even evolved with the times which means talking about the "back door" on Twitter. Guess what else she's talking about? Jeremy Lin! Of course she is because who isn't talking Jeremy Lin at this point. And here we figured this broad was either dead or too busy getting laid to tweet about hoping Jeremy has enough condoms. JUMP!
Randy Moss is making a return to the NFL after sitting on his ass at home for a season. We have to wonder if there will be a market for Moss, who's 35, although we imagine some team will take a flyer on him at some point. The great thing is you can already put a wager on which team that will be. Bodog has put together two Randy Moss prop bets. We've got all the odds right here, along with our expert betting advice. Or something.... Check it!
Would this qualify as "Linnsanity?" New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin has become a media darling and his face is all over the place, but one Florida State sorority girl apparently doesn't have a TV or know how to use the Internet. While we presume she wanted to ask Lin to her formal, she instead asks "Jerry Linn," who she thinks plays for the New York Giants and is black. She loves black guys. We're sure daddy loves that. Here's the video.
• Apparently Blake Lively is a huge b*tch • Miranda Kerr continues to amaze us • Anyone that can get Behati Prinsloo is lucky • Doutzen Kroes' hot supermodel bikini body • I'd pay for Sophia Bush if she were on Ebay • Hot Girls + Guns = Dangerous Combo • Jessica Clarke may be your new favorite hottie • Bar Rafelia is enjoying her SI fame, yet again
And here we figured if anyone would be able to get news about Mark Sanchez out of Kate Upton it would be a lesbian like Ellen. You'd think that this would be a situation where it's just 'girl talk' and Upton would be slip up after all the media she's been doing. Not so. Upton might be only 19, but she knows the tricks these lesbians use to get intel out of her. In other news, that cleav was just blasting through our LCD. JUMP!
While Andrew Luck is just a giant pile of facial hair, has a weird voice and is about as dull as a Peyton Manning homemade porn, Matt Barkley is shooting up our respectability index. Tuesday was the first time we'd heard the name of his girlfriend, Brittany Langdon. One thing led to another and we received emails with pics of Ms. Langdon & USC's returning hero. Say hello to your 2012 Heisman. JUMP!