NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO....HE'S NEVER COMING BACK! (*UNTIL LBJ IS READY TO RETIRE) JUMP!
You might remember our friends at Desert Mountain High School in Scottsdale, AZ Tebowing after a regular-season victory. Yeah, well it's playoffs time in Arizona. Connor Upchurch (@gonetochurch) filed a report with us last night. "Check out More of Scottsdale DMHS
#tebowing in round 1 AIA playoffs vs. Anthem Bouldercreek," Connor tweeted. DM is 20-9. Get on the bandwagon - NOW! Um, DM's next game is against 28-1 Corona del Sol. We need a miracle, boys!
It's always big news when the Internet gets a 25-year-old female basketball coach having alleged sex with a 17-year-old student. Lauren Redfern is this week's winner of 15 minutes of fame. She's a PE teacher at Basalt High School in Colorado and now up on felony sexual assault charges. It's not like Lauren is a big loss to the Basalt girls' basketball team. She guided them to a 1-17 record this year before being arrested. JUMP!
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Does it look like, at 47, Jose Canseco has stopped taking steroids to keep him in baseball playing shape? Not to us. Guess who's back in professional baseball, albeit the Mexican League? The Bash Brother. He's signed with Cancun and joins other former MLB luminaries such as Joey Gathright on the Quintana Roo Tigres. If you want a good laugh, follow Jose's tweets from Mexico and do not miss the replies that are pouring in. Good stuff. Let's get rolling!
Contrary to popular belief, that old coot Dr. Ruth is still as dirty as ever with her sex talk and has even evolved with the times which means talking about the "back door" on Twitter. Guess what else she's talking about? Jeremy Lin! Of course she is because who isn't talking Jeremy Lin at this point. And here we figured this broad was either dead or too busy getting laid to tweet about hoping Jeremy has enough condoms. JUMP!
Randy Moss is making a return to the NFL after sitting on his ass at home for a season. We have to wonder if there will be a market for Moss, who's 35, although we imagine some team will take a flyer on him at some point. The great thing is you can already put a wager on which team that will be. Bodog has put together two Randy Moss prop bets. We've got all the odds right here, along with our expert betting advice. Or something.... Check it!
Would this qualify as "Linnsanity?" New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin has become a media darling and his face is all over the place, but one Florida State sorority girl apparently doesn't have a TV or know how to use the Internet. While we presume she wanted to ask Lin to her formal, she instead asks "Jerry Linn," who she thinks plays for the New York Giants and is black. She loves black guys. We're sure daddy loves that. Here's the video.
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And here we figured if anyone would be able to get news about Mark Sanchez out of Kate Upton it would be a lesbian like Ellen. You'd think that this would be a situation where it's just 'girl talk' and Upton would be slip up after all the media she's been doing. Not so. Upton might be only 19, but she knows the tricks these lesbians use to get intel out of her. In other news, that cleav was just blasting through our LCD. JUMP!
While Andrew Luck is just a giant pile of facial hair, has a weird voice and is about as dull as a Peyton Manning homemade porn, Matt Barkley is shooting up our respectability index. Tuesday was the first time we'd heard the name of his girlfriend, Brittany Langdon. One thing led to another and we received emails with pics of Ms. Langdon & USC's returning hero. Say hello to your 2012 Heisman. JUMP!
Nevermind the fact that ESPN had Dwight Gooden on this afternoon to chat about Jeremy Lin's sensation in NYC. That's right, the WWL has burned through all of its other possible guests and we're down to Doc. So imagine our surprise when Chris McKendry started rapping with the Mets legend and the screen said Tony Stewart was on the line. Nope, wrong black guy. Nope, Tony Stewart wasn't a former Met or Yankee. Nope, it didn't appear again.
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Josh Hamilton broke his TV interview silence yesterday for the Glenn Beck TV channel. No, silly, Glenn wasn't available to do the interview so religious right tough guy James Robison handled the gig. You might remember how much emphasis Hamilton puts on 'God' and his religion. So the two sat down for a chat and the Dallas media did their thing. Mac Engel of the Dallas Morning News penned a piece that asked what we've been wondering. What if Josh were black? JUMP!
The saga surrounding that innocent Matt Leinart beach house party last weekend just got interesting thanks to our source who expanded on what happened last Saturday night in Newport Beach. As you read yesterday, Lynsi London tweeted that Leinart had people over after a night at Sharkeez. She mentioned in the tweet that he's an #assman. Now we learn, according to London, that there was an old trick played by Leinart that night. JUMP!
You might remember this photo of Lena Gercke that we ran last week and was published in the March issue of GQ Germany. That's Lena's futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira helping with the handbra. No biggie, right? Well, in Tunisia a newspaper ran this photo and now three employees have been arrested and nutjobs are threatening to burn down the newspaper's building. Not kidding. JUMP!
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Sacramento Kings Seattle SuperSonics new general manager. Mike Tyson was at MSG last night for the Jeremy Lin experience, but the former world champ didn't get to see a scoring outburst from Linsanity. He'd have to settle for 10 pts & 13 dimes in a 100-85 Knicks win. The victory - 7th in a row - gets NY back to .500. Don't think Vegas isn't taking notice. The Knicks are now 30/1 to win the NBA Finals. Let's get rolling!
Nope, we have no specific news that Evan Longoria and BC Hall of Famer Jaime Edmondson are dating, but these two kids looked awfully happy to be hanging out together today at Disney World's Animal Kingdom. Either they're dating or their dogs are dating because we've never seen more doggy sleepovers at Longoria's place in Twitter history. Edmondson's dachshund, Molly. Longoria's bull terrier, Jango. Could be power couple of 2012. JUMP!