2012 February - page 7
Feb 9, 2012wags
WAG Lena Gercke Lets Futbol Boyfriend Go Handbra For GQ [PHOTOS]

WAG Lena Gercke Lets Futbol Boyfriend Go Handbra For GQ [PHOTOS]

Gotta admit that we'd never heard of hot German chick Lena Gercke until this afternoon when she came into our lives via her new work on the cover of GQ Germany. The model and her Real Madrid futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira. He's a 24-year-old German national playing midfield for Madrid. Lena is 23, won the 2006 Germany's Next Topmodel competition and is traveling the world modeling bras & underwear. JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Football
Boss: One Of These Days We’ll Buy Bradying Baby A Beer [PHOTO]

Boss: One Of These Days We’ll Buy Bradying Baby A Beer [PHOTO]

BC reader Andrew (using an iowa.edu address) sent this to us yesterday with no context, whether those are his boys, nothing. Is that his baby boy dropping a Bradying right in Tommy's face? No idea. What can be deciphered from this image is that Bradying is spreading around the country. What else do people in Iowa have going on this time of year besides Bradying and Iowa basketball? Hawkeye wrestling? Keep sending in the amusing shots: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Feb 9, 2012
Rock Drops a ‘BULLSH*T’ On SportsCenter [VIDEO]

Rock Drops a ‘BULLSH*T’ On SportsCenter [VIDEO]

Buccigross: What's The Rock cookin' these days? The Rock: (paraphrasing) Something, mango, blah, blah, blah...That's bullsh*t, by the way.

Feb 9, 2012Golf
Chris Berman Looks Like He’s Been Going HAM On Applebees 2 For $20 [PHOTO]

Chris Berman Looks Like He’s Been Going HAM On Applebees 2 For $20 [PHOTO]

That picture HAS NOT been Photoshopped. Since when did Chris Berman develop a back FUPA? That's not even his ass. It's like a giant beer gut has developed over his spine. At least 8-10 Five Guys burgers just housed in that hump. Look, we know Boomer has been portly for years. No secret here. But this Berman, as spotted yesterday at Pebble Beach, is out of control. Too many 2 for $20s? Just stuffing his face with pizza? Eating w/Berman this week? Send us shots. JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Features
Newspaper Weather Section Trash Talking Duke & The Amazing Jeremy Lin! [Daily WTF]

Newspaper Weather Section Trash Talking Duke & The Amazing Jeremy Lin! [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Feb 9, 2012
Will Ferrell Introductions At Bulls-Hornets Game Are So Witty [VIDEO]

Will Ferrell Introductions At Bulls-Hornets Game Are So Witty [VIDEO]

For some reason the New Orleans Hornets chose last night as its 80s night for 2012 and brought in Will Ferrell to introduce the Chicago Bulls. Bloggers are literally choking on themselves over this routine. Look, it's funny stuff, but as you can tell from the crowd's reaction, they were confused why Will Ferrell was in their city on a Wednesday night. Is it really that easy to book Will these days? Just tell him it's 80s night? JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Other Sports
The 1980s MLB Cocaine All-Star Team: When Baseball Was Paranoid & Addicted

The 1980s MLB Cocaine All-Star Team: When Baseball Was Paranoid & Addicted

Oil Can Boyd is in the news this week over some comments he made about being coked up during most of his MLB career career. The former Red Sox starter has a book coming out in which he talks about the coke use and how he would have won 150 games if he could ever get some sleep. Now into his 50s, Boyd is talking about a culture that dominated MLB during the 1980s. Today, we've compiled our all-star roster of coke users from the era & it's a beast team. JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Other Sports
22 NSFW F**K Duke Twitter Bombs After Last Night’s Thriller

22 NSFW F**K Duke Twitter Bombs After Last Night’s Thriller

This one is for the left coasters that are just now getting up for work. The rest of us have already seen SportsCenter at least 4-5 times. Missed the UNC-Duke game? We'll spoil it for you. Austin Rivers, yes Doc's son, drained an NBA triple at the buzzer to give the Dookies an 85-84 victory. Of course that sent the Duke haters into a Twitter frenzy. And, of course, they went on an Uncle Tom themed rampage. Feel the rage! JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Features
YES Network’s Bob Lorenz Got Hammered & Landed DUI This Week [Cuff ‘Em]

YES Network’s Bob Lorenz Got Hammered & Landed DUI This Week [Cuff ‘Em]

Bob Lorenz has been around the world of sports for what seems like 25 years or so, bouncing between CNNSI, TNT & TBS. Now he's at the YES Network living the good life. Things must be great because he's on the hook for a DUI relating to an early Wednesday morning incident with Connecticut police. How (allegedly) hammered was our boy, Lorenz? Passed the f*ck out at a stop light. Gone. Hammered. Nappy time. JUMP!

Feb 9, 2012Other Sports
UNC Male Cheerleader: OMG, That Didn’t Just Happen, Did It? [Morning Twitpic]

UNC Male Cheerleader: OMG, That Didn’t Just Happen, Did It? [Morning Twitpic]

Yes, it did, chief. Austin Rivers just drained that bomb on Tyler Zeller. Did we actually watch UNC-Duke last night? Not a minute of it. Drugs Inc. was on Nat Geo and we were paying Matt The Screencapper to cover the game. From his post it seems he watched about 15 minutes into the first half and then stopped. He's being dealt with. Anyway, Duke gets the win, 85-84. Yes, Dickie V. lost a few pounds last night. His reaction: SOLID GOLD! Let's get rolling!

Feb 8, 2012Other Sports
Doc Rivers Was Really Excited To Watch The Duke-UNC Game [PHOTOS]

Doc Rivers Was Really Excited To Watch The Duke-UNC Game [PHOTOS]

You can tell that Doc Rivers is really excited to have the night off from coaching the Boston Celtics to watch his son Austin Rivers play against UNC. Somebody get this guy a shot of double expresso ASAP. He looked like he was about to dooze off at any minute. Erin Andrews manned the sidelines while the Duke Blue Devils took on the UNC Tarheels.  JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Other Sports
Duke-UNC Night: Callie Rivers Is Dating UNC Guard Dexter Strickland [PHOTOS]

Duke-UNC Night: Callie Rivers Is Dating UNC Guard Dexter Strickland [PHOTOS]

Duke plays North Carolina in basketball tonight, renewing one of the best rivalries in college basketball. While most everyone has a clear rooting interest, at least one person doesn't -- Doc Rivers' daughter Callie. That's because she's dating injured UNC guard Dexter Strickland and her brother, Austin, plays for Duke. What to do? We're pretty sure she'll support both players and we're also pretty sure she'll look hot doing it. Here are some photos for you to judge. Check it!

Feb 8, 2012Other Sports
UNC-Duke Night: Here’s Dean Smith’s Recruiting Letter To Michael Jordan [PHOTOS]

UNC-Duke Night: Here’s Dean Smith’s Recruiting Letter To Michael Jordan [PHOTOS]

Michael Jordan is all over this North Carolina basketball thing today. The Tar Heels meet arch rival Duke tonight and the greatest player from either side threw out a little memorabilia via Twitter. Air Jordan posted pictures of a recruiting letter he was sent by Dean Smith and his letter of intent. These, of course, would help UNC win the 1982 National Championship. As for Duke, well, they can pretty much suck it. The letter - JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Football
Yes, Erin Andrews Was Hanging On Troy Aikman At GQ Party [PHOTOS]

Yes, Erin Andrews Was Hanging On Troy Aikman At GQ Party [PHOTOS]

Damn near forgot we had these photos to dump on you guys from the GQ Super Bowl party. Yes, Erin Andrews was flirting her ass off around Troy Aikman at the party. Yes, Troy Aikman was really at the party. So were we. And we had the camera. While The Daily claims the two "were all smiles during an intimate conversation," that's not entirely true. It wasn't like Troy was exactly acting like he wanted to take EA back to his place. JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Other Sports
Marlins Ballpark Roof Actually Works & There Is Green Grass!

Marlins Ballpark Roof Actually Works & There Is Green Grass!

It's time for our weekly look at the new Marlins ballpark, the home run feature and whatever else the construction workers have been up to. Big news this week: green grass & the roof works! It also seems that that video board is good to go. Opening Day is April 4 so there's still plenty of time to get that LSD-inspired HR feature covered up and ready to trip out those coked up bandwagon Marlins' fans. Go have fun with the Marlins ballpark cam.

Feb 8, 2012Football
Little Kids Who Can’t Stand Tom Brady Are Bradying [PHOTOS]

Little Kids Who Can’t Stand Tom Brady Are Bradying [PHOTOS]

BC reader Tom K. wrote to us this afternoon: "My kids can’t stand Brady," he wrote. Not exactly sure how the kids developed such feelings at their tender age. Maybe it has something to do with living with a Giants fan. Look, if we're 5 and our dad screams at the TV when Brady is heaving a Hail Mary, our asses would be despising Brady, too. Anyway, for all of you Bradying fans, we give you the Bradying kids. JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Football
Picking Your Nose At Super Bowl In SI’s 1,700 Megapixel Photo: Priceless!

Picking Your Nose At Super Bowl In SI’s 1,700 Megapixel Photo: Priceless!

It was brought to our attention this morning that the photographers at Sports Illustrated constructed a gigantic panoramic photo of Sunday's Super Bowl and that it was a 1,700 megapixel image. What does that all mean? It means that you can use a zoom to look around Lucas Oil Stadium and see what people were doing during the 3rd quarter. Within 20-seconds of looking around we found NY Giants Nose Picker. JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012NFL Cheerleaders
Vacation With Ravens Cheerleaders At 2012 Calendar Shoot In Bahamas! [PHOTOS]

Vacation With Ravens Cheerleaders At 2012 Calendar Shoot In Bahamas! [PHOTOS]

There isn't much related to the wild world of NFL cheerleading that slips by us here at BC. Whether it's the opportunity to 'rent' cheerleaders for birthday parties, bachelor parties, grandpa's wake, grandpa's nursing home, etc. - we're all over it. So upon learning that the Baltimore Ravens have been allowing fans - since 2010 - to vacation with the team's cheerleaders, Kevin the Intern was promptly fired this morning. That's his beat. We're very embarrassed. JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012
Moron Giants Fan Climbs Building For Better Parade View [VIDEO]

Moron Giants Fan Climbs Building For Better Parade View [VIDEO]

Of course the stupid videos from yesterday's Giants' parade are rolling in, and this honey hole is where we spend our energy for the next three days. Take this idiot climbing a Manhattan building to get into a window where fans are egging him on. Yep, they shut the window on his dumbass. How does he get down? Easy, he drops into the arms of cops who are waiting below. Dick move by the people in the window? JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Football
Why Bill Simmons’ Super Bowl Seats Pretty Much Sucked [PHOTOS]

Why Bill Simmons’ Super Bowl Seats Pretty Much Sucked [PHOTOS]

Of course you guys are about to kill us over that headline, but let's focus on what is considered a great Super Bowl seat for a guy with 1.6mm Twitter followers. If you are Bill Simmons, the guy who put Boston sports fandome on the map, are you happy to find your Super Bowl seat next to a Yankees fan? Are you happy to trudge through 14 people to go take a leak? Are you inconvenienced by seats not 50-yard-line? We think so. JUMP!

Feb 8, 2012Features
Woman Wearing Yankees Coat & Hat Harrassed By Bro-kowski’s [Cuff ‘Em]

Woman Wearing Yankees Coat & Hat Harrassed By Bro-kowski’s [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Two men from out of state were arrested late Super Bowl Sunday after they yelled at a woman and chased her around her car because she was wearing a New York Yankees coat and hat, according to a city police report. Lynn Jordan, 25, of Texas, and Andrew Bonner, 23, of Vermont, were arrested on breach of peace charges. Bigger crime here: dropping f-bombs on this woman or this woman wearing a Yankees hat & coat on Super Bowl Sunday? Make the call.

Feb 8, 2012Football
Liar. [Morning Twitpic]

Liar. [Morning Twitpic]

(Via @StevenRojas) You know what saddens us this morning from the NBA? Paul Pierce passing Larry Bird on the Celtics all-time scoring list. It must have something to do with one of these guys being nicknamed 'Legend' while the other is called the 'Truth.' Just can't be a fan of anyone called 'Truth.' As for those of you who need one more Super Bowl betting story, how about this LVRJ piece on the day after at the sportsbooks. Impressive read. Let's get rolling!

Feb 7, 2012Other Sports
Matt Cain Unloading S.F. Bro Pad With Ikea Kitchen At Loss; $1.8MM [PHOTOS]

Matt Cain Unloading S.F. Bro Pad With Ikea Kitchen At Loss; $1.8MM [PHOTOS]

Matt Cain is due for a pay raise after the 2012 season and he'll either get a huge contract from the Giants or sign elsewhere as a free agent. So what's the logical move at this point? Sell that $1.8mm house you've been slumming in while playing in San Fran. He'll make $15,000,000 this season and will probably demand at least that over 6-7 years in his next contract. Is this a move to rid himself of a house before leaving for NY? JUMP!

Feb 7, 2012Football
Dumb Broad At Giants Parade Wants To See “Sanchez” [VIDEO]

Dumb Broad At Giants Parade Wants To See “Sanchez” [VIDEO]

We kind of had a feeling all New York Jets fans were like this. That may or may not be the case, but we've found one woman who isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. During the New York Giants Super Bowl victory parade today, a local reporter turned the camera on one brilliant young lady to ask who she wanted to see. Her reply? "Sanchez." We wonder how long she'll be waiting on the street for Sanchez to roll by. Check the video!

Feb 7, 2012Football
Pawn Shop Drops 900 Pounds Of Butterfingers In Boston For Wes Welker [Photos]

Pawn Shop Drops 900 Pounds Of Butterfingers In Boston For Wes Welker [Photos]

New England Patriots receiver Wes Welker's 4th quarter drop in the Super Bowl helped seal his team's fate and propel the New York Giants to a win. In typical fashion, New York sports fans have no intention of letting him forget about the gaffe either. A pawn shop stuck it to Welker by dropping 900 pounds of Butterfinger candy bars in Copley Square Tuesday morning. At least Bostonians will get some free candy to go with their misery. Check it!

Feb 7, 2012Football
F-ing Jokester Steve Weatherford Making Fun Of Eli Manning’s Mullet [Tweets]

F-ing Jokester Steve Weatherford Making Fun Of Eli Manning’s Mullet [Tweets]

Via Steve Weatherford on the ride to the Meadowlands to celebrate a New York Giants victory in New Jersey: "Only a Super Bowl MVP can rock a mullet like this one." Woah, Steve, not going to go with an overbite and schnoz tweet for good measure? Kinda disappointed in you. (@Weatherford5)

Feb 7, 2012
BC At GQ Super Bowl Party: Where We Unleash The Lovely Ashley Salazar [VIDEO]

BC At GQ Super Bowl Party: Where We Unleash The Lovely Ashley Salazar [VIDEO]

Yes, we've been ramming Super Bowl party stories down your throat this week because (A.) GQ & Maxim actually let us in, and (B.) the crew at GQ treated us like kings and have to be the most chill party throwers on the Super Bowl circuit. Of course it didn't hurt that we had the lovely Ashley Salazar handling the questioning duties. Like David Arquette, T.O., Hines Ward & Andy Roddick wouldn't stop to chat with Ashley. Of course they did. JUMP!

Feb 7, 2012Other Sports
Bikini Model Maryeve Dufault Is ARCA’s Older Version Of Danica Patrick [PHOTOS]

Bikini Model Maryeve Dufault Is ARCA’s Older Version Of Danica Patrick [PHOTOS]

Our old friend (she probably has a restraining order on our asses), Maryeve Dufault, is back in the news today as she prepares to attack Daytona International during the Feb. 18 Lucas Oil Slick Mist 200 ARCA race. Of course the only reason we keep paying attention to Maryeve is because she has an insane bikini photo collection and we can't imagine a chick this hot being capable of driving 185mph & not cut us off to make a turn into the mall. JUMP!

Feb 7, 2012Football
Maxim Super Bowl Party Highlighted By Passed Out Black Eye Guy [PHOTOS]

Maxim Super Bowl Party Highlighted By Passed Out Black Eye Guy [PHOTOS]

Of course we won't rest this week until we finally nail down a name to the guy - with a black eye - at Saturday's Maxim Super Bowl party who was passed out on a bench inside the Indiana State Fairgrounds building. Team Busted Coverage/Coed Magazine was about 15 minutes from leaving the superhero-themed boozefest when this guy stole our hearts. The perfect head positioning. By himself. Black eye. JUMP!

Feb 7, 2012Football
Tim Tebow Will Not Shake His Ass On Dancing With The Stars, Agent Tweets

Tim Tebow Will Not Shake His Ass On Dancing With The Stars, Agent Tweets

And there you have it straight from the fingers of Tim Tebow's agent, Angel Gonzalez. Who is this Angel character? He's the dude who, last summer, tweeted out the shot of Tebow's arms while swinging a golf club. Gonzalez is so inner circle that he can officially report today that Baby Jesus won't be spending his off-season perfecting the pasodoble. You can shut down the gossip engine, Good Morning America. (@Angel_XV)

Feb 7, 2012Football
Bradying To Replace Tebowing As Next Twitter, Tumblr Craze? [PHOTOS]

Bradying To Replace Tebowing As Next Twitter, Tumblr Craze? [PHOTOS]

'Bradying' as defined by Busted Coverage: the act of being in the seated position, shoulders at 80-degree angle with the head slouching as if a WR just dropped another catch and you can't play WR, too. Right hand in a fist while left hand acts as the Chipotle burrito shell. Feet perfectly at 90-degree angle. Forearms on thighs. And with that, America has its new rage - Bradying. JUMP!

Feb 7, 2012
For The Ladies: Gronk Dancing At Patriots Super Bowl Party [VIDEOS]

For The Ladies: Gronk Dancing At Patriots Super Bowl Party [VIDEOS]

At this point you're well aware that Rob Gronkowski's ankle held up pretty well at the Patriots post-Super Bowl bash which was held like an hour after the team lost to the Giants. Anyway, Gronk acted just as you'd expect a 22-year-old to act after losing the Super Bowl. Dude grinded on some chicks, danced with his fellow New England bros and threw his arms in the air like he just didn't care. No worries, you might never get back to a Super Bowl. JUMP!