Chicago Bulls forward Joakim Noah just had a birthday. He went to St. Bart's to celebrate. Neither of these things are important, though. What is important is who he celebrated with. We don't know her name, but the ugliest dude in the NBA was actually spotted with a fairly hot lass. We can only attribute how this happened to the fact that he's rich. There's really no other explanation. Here's a look. Won't you please tell us more? JUMP!
• WTF: Natalie Portman is married! • Damn, Kate Upton makes me want Hardees • Freida Pinto spices up Esquire magazine • Adriana, Candice, and Erin are all very sexy • Kim Kardashian tweets sports bra pic • These lovely ladies have some great hips • Nastya Kunskaya is a Russian doll • Kana Tsugihara is a sexy Japanese idol
Look, how can an American not be rooting for Holley Mangold to represent the U.S. weighlifting team at the 2012 London Olympics? Nick Mangold's sister gets her shot this Sunday in Columbus to secure travel plans for August. All she needs are a couple solid clean and jerks and she'll be destroying the Olympic Village with her 340-pound frame. Just powerlifting scrawny Chinese ping pong players like fungo baseball bats. JUMP!
It was 1990s reunion today at the Cleveland Indians spring training camp in Arizona. Kenny Lofton, Carlos Baerga & Sandy Alomar got together to chat about whatever old Indians chat about at Spring Training. The big news: Albert Belle is a Chipotle burrito away from bursting at the seams. It's not that the guy was ever a picture of health, but old boy hasn't been hitting the treadmill lately. Hard to believe he's been out of the game for 11 years. JUMP!
Seems kinda odd that Scott Skiles, head coach of the Milwaukee Bucks, would put this massive house on the market in late February. His team is 13-20, but he's under contract through the '12-13 season. Is he just tired of the 4,700 sq. ft. of spaciousness? Is he just downsizing to a 2,500 sq. ft. pad to cut down on window cleaning? Skiles doesn't seem to be a dumb guy. Dude won't need this place in about 8 months. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Been wondering what former Georgetown legend Michael Sweetney is up to? He's actually alive & playing in the Puerto Rican league. That's his current photo (left) and Sweets in 2010 (right). As you can see, he's been cutting weight. He's listed at 288 pounds. Of course that's generous. This guy actually averaged 15 ppg & 25 minutes played per game in 2011. Does your NBA team need a big body down the stretch? Sweets is all ears. (via @JohnnyNBA)
Yes, there was a small story out last summer about the 2011 Miss USA Alyssa Campanella being a Vancouver Canucks fan. There was a slight buzz about Campanella having this fascination with the Canucks and that she might be a traitor. But, without photos of her actually being a traitor, the bulldog Internet media backed off its yellow journalism. Um, but now we have photos of Campanella cheating on the U.S.A. How dare she? JUMP!
Hey, did you hear? Juan Pablo Montoya hit a jet dryer attached to a truck that holds jet fuel and blows sh*t off the track after rain delays and crashes? You didn't? Yeah, figured you morons hadn't watched the news this morning. Anyway, in case you haven't watched SportsCenter this morning, Juan Pablo Montoya caused this firebomb. Yeah, it's like dominating the morning shows & ESPN. Seriously, hit the jet dryer. JUMP!
Via: Raymond Small was arrested at 5:56 p.m. on Sunday by Trooper James Trelka of the Gallia-Meigs Post of the Ohio State Highway Patrol near mile post 24 on U.S. 33. According to Sgt. Barry Call of the Gallia-Meigs Post, Small was found with 243 pills believed to be Oxycontin, an undisclosed amont of suspected heroin, some hand-rolled marijuana cigarettes and a loaded 25 caliber pistol. Good to see Ray-Ray using his business degree. Wait, did he get a business degree?
• JEREMY LIN'S UNDERWEAR ON EBAY!!! • Jayson Werth's stupid beard completely out of control • Puss: Fox sports anchor apologizes to Danica; bitch flap • YOU MUST SEE THIS JEFF SAMARDZIJA PHOTO • Kate Winslet with serious inside sideboob • Hottest 4'11" Chick You'll See All Day - Toni Rae • Arianny Celeste's Maxim Spread Will Blind You • Victoria's Secret now hiring chicks from D.R. - Cris Urena
Yes, we know how last night finished. More on that later, but we must first address this tattoo that is legit & being tweeted out by madman @zachbernard. That's Earnhardt holding up the #1 on the inside of some guy's bicep. In NFL Combine news, a 346-pounder ran a 4.88 40 yesterday. Dontari Poe is his name. Bloggers & NFL execs are choking on themselves over that 40 time. However, the guy was only 2nd team All-Conference USA. Go figure. JUMP!
We're sure you remember Washington Redskins' safety LaRon Landry's impossibly jacked photo from last week. Well, teammate Adam Carriker had a little fun with it. Carriker threw on his wife's shirt and flexed in front of the camera just like Landry. Obviously, this dude has too much time on his hands. Here's the result and his interaction with Landry. All we have to say is, "Why to go, brahs!" Check it!
This morning we reported that Gronk was spotted last night at Jason Taylor's charity benefit using some sort of beer cart scooter you see at NASCAR races (instead of crutches). And here we thought it was just some sort of joke. Nope, just how Yo Soy Fiesta is rolling in Florida this week. Now comes this photo via @zachkrantz that proves Gronk is still cruising on the beer scooter. Of course this is the beginning of something special. Gronk. Florida. Beer scooter. We're smitten.
Bowler Pete Weber still has a little magic left in the tank. The biggest dick in the PBA pulled out a strike on his last roll to win the U.S. Open on Sunday. Then he celebrated like only Pete Weber can -- by yelling a bunch of crap. No part of his rant was more bizarre than what he yelled at the crowd, though. Here's video of Weber's post-win celebration proving once and for all, Pete Weber is still a dick. Check it!
• Selena Gomez gets cute and chesty • Stacy Keibler is one hot Oscar trophy • Nina Agdal shares twitter photos of her and hot friends • Irina Shayk shows some major sideboob • Megan Fox on the cover of 'Miami' • Looks like Lauren Budd is a fan of lingerie • Jayne Moore is ridiculously hot • Mondays are the days that girls regret the weekends