Rarely do we come across a Circle K robbery in Phoenix where the suspect is a teen, has a ridiculous earring, has chin studs, a Three Stooges haircut and is wearing an Alabama hat. Whew. About as hardcore as they come these days. This pussy decided to go on a beer run way back in October and police are STILL looking for him, according to CBS5 in Phoenix. How this is just now crossing our desk is an embarrassment to local TV. JUMP!
• UK fans planning to crash Vandy's ESPN GameDay visit • OH SH*T! OH SH*T! Gronk bro-ing with Kobe! • COOL! This snap happened in Celtics-Lakers game • Look at Jake Ballard hitting on Pageviews last night • Reggie Bush's old Kardashian lookalike wearing THIS! • Hot Chick With XXL Chest For Your Friday! • Hot Chick That We Think Likes Meat: Peta Todd • Great Gift Ideas: A plunger bong
Most college basketball teams have about 5-6 games left before the conference tournaments start. That means we start watching - this weekend. Tomorrow's doubleheader of Michigan St. vs. OSU and KU at Vandy should suffice. ESPN GameDay will be at Vandy & we expect fireworks. We expect FU Calipari signs. We expect Gisele signs. We expect you crazy bastards to put those 1500 SATs to good use. (Screencap via @BeisnerKSR) Let's get rolling!
Got an email from Dante from the Coronado Explosive Ordinance Disposal (EODOSU7). Dante explains that his unit is like the one in Hurt Locker & he took time out of his day blowing shit up to do some Bradying. Cool story and all, but we're working on a name & Facebook account for Tongue. Looks like a party. Rip those military issues off and Tongue has to be a freak. Are you in the military & have a photo we need to see? email@example.com
• Cheerleaders of Rivalry Week! Ugly Duke chicks! • PHOTO: WORLD RECORD DODGEBALL GAME! • Kristin Cavallari sticking up for Gisele SB tirade • Uh, Oh: DeSean Jackson pimping the Nationals • Poundin' It: Bar Refaeli boozed up in some hotel room • Greatest Wet-T/Boobs Commercial Ever? • Lane Lindell probably doesn't like greaseballs like you • The Hottest Twitter Account On Planet - Jeremy Lin
The things you can find on eBay. Today, we've got some guy who apparently got swindled by a tech school that no longer exists trying to swindle some fool into paying $37,000 for an autographed jersey worn by Texas Rangers outfielder Josh Hamilton. The seller claims the money will go to repay the student load debt. Sounds pretty legit to us because, hell, tech schools definitely cost that much and this jersey is totally worth that much. Check it!
Remember the chick who yelled "Sanchez" when she was asked who she wanted to see at the New York Giants victory parade? Well, she's back and she's got a Facebook page and a damn good explanation as to why she yelled out the New York Jets starting quarterback's name at the Giants parade. Actually, the explanation is just as dumb as her answer was earlier this week. Nonetheless, we've got the video and some photos. Check it!
Gotta admit that we'd never heard of hot German chick Lena Gercke until this afternoon when she came into our lives via her new work on the cover of GQ Germany. The model and her Real Madrid futbol playing boyfriend Sami Khedira. He's a 24-year-old German national playing midfield for Madrid. Lena is 23, won the 2006 Germany's Next Topmodel competition and is traveling the world modeling bras & underwear. JUMP!
BC reader Andrew (using an iowa.edu address) sent this to us yesterday with no context, whether those are his boys, nothing. Is that his baby boy dropping a Bradying right in Tommy's face? No idea. What can be deciphered from this image is that Bradying is spreading around the country. What else do people in Iowa have going on this time of year besides Bradying and Iowa basketball? Hawkeye wrestling? Keep sending in the amusing shots: firstname.lastname@example.org
Buccigross: What's The Rock cookin' these days? The Rock: (paraphrasing) Something, mango, blah, blah, blah...That's bullsh*t, by the way.
That picture HAS NOT been Photoshopped. Since when did Chris Berman develop a back FUPA? That's not even his ass. It's like a giant beer gut has developed over his spine. At least 8-10 Five Guys burgers just housed in that hump. Look, we know Boomer has been portly for years. No secret here. But this Berman, as spotted yesterday at Pebble Beach, is out of control. Too many 2 for $20s? Just stuffing his face with pizza? Eating w/Berman this week? Send us shots. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
For some reason the New Orleans Hornets chose last night as its 80s night for 2012 and brought in Will Ferrell to introduce the Chicago Bulls. Bloggers are literally choking on themselves over this routine. Look, it's funny stuff, but as you can tell from the crowd's reaction, they were confused why Will Ferrell was in their city on a Wednesday night. Is it really that easy to book Will these days? Just tell him it's 80s night? JUMP!
Oil Can Boyd is in the news this week over some comments he made about being coked up during most of his MLB career career. The former Red Sox starter has a book coming out in which he talks about the coke use and how he would have won 150 games if he could ever get some sleep. Now into his 50s, Boyd is talking about a culture that dominated MLB during the 1980s. Today, we've compiled our all-star roster of coke users from the era & it's a beast team. JUMP!
This one is for the left coasters that are just now getting up for work. The rest of us have already seen SportsCenter at least 4-5 times. Missed the UNC-Duke game? We'll spoil it for you. Austin Rivers, yes Doc's son, drained an NBA triple at the buzzer to give the Dookies an 85-84 victory. Of course that sent the Duke haters into a Twitter frenzy. And, of course, they went on an Uncle Tom themed rampage. Feel the rage! JUMP!
Bob Lorenz has been around the world of sports for what seems like 25 years or so, bouncing between CNNSI, TNT & TBS. Now he's at the YES Network living the good life. Things must be great because he's on the hook for a DUI relating to an early Wednesday morning incident with Connecticut police. How (allegedly) hammered was our boy, Lorenz? Passed the f*ck out at a stop light. Gone. Hammered. Nappy time. JUMP!
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Yes, it did, chief. Austin Rivers just drained that bomb on Tyler Zeller. Did we actually watch UNC-Duke last night? Not a minute of it. Drugs Inc. was on Nat Geo and we were paying Matt The Screencapper to cover the game. From his post it seems he watched about 15 minutes into the first half and then stopped. He's being dealt with. Anyway, Duke gets the win, 85-84. Yes, Dickie V. lost a few pounds last night. His reaction: SOLID GOLD! Let's get rolling!
You can tell that Doc Rivers is really excited to have the night off from coaching the Boston Celtics to watch his son Austin Rivers play against UNC. Somebody get this guy a shot of double expresso ASAP. He looked like he was about to dooze off at any minute. Erin Andrews manned the sidelines while the Duke Blue Devils took on the UNC Tarheels. JUMP!