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Over All-Star Weekend, non-All-Star and Chicago Bulls forward/center Joakim Noah took the weekend off to jet to St. Bart’s with Milwaukee Bucks forward Drew Gooden and some large-breasted blond chick we’ll assume is his girlfriend.

Surprisingly, she’s somewhat attractive, but there’s no accounting for taste, is there? We didn’t picture a dude who doesn’t wash his hair, know how to shave and pretty much looks like he hit every branch on the ugly tree when he fell out of it to be able to land anything in the same county as hot. Then again, he’s rich, so there’s that.

Really though, if this dude weren’t seven feet tall, he’d be your garbage man.

Noah took the vacation to celebrate his birthday. Although the photos we’ve seen don’t really detail this, we assume there were other people there besides him, his old lady and Gooden. That is, unless they’re into a bunch of kinky stuff, which we totally would not put past them.

The unfortunate thing in all of this, is we really don’t know much about this hot chick with really terrible taste. So, if you happen to know anything about her, hit up the tip line!
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[Joakim Noah and bikini-clad girlfriend celebrate his 27th birthday]

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