Professional Bowler Pete Weber: Biggest D*ck Move In Bowling History? [VIDEO]

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Honestly, he’s the only professional bowler we know, so he’s obviously doing something right. Unfortunately, that something is making nobody like him.

Pete Weber won the PBA U.S. Open yesterday, which were sure is pretty important on some circles… somewhere. Weber did so by rolling a strike on the final frame. He won by one, with a 215.

Yeah, a 215. I’ve bowled a 215. Nice work.

After chalking up the win, Weber does what he does — acted like a dick. He celebrated by yelling a bunch of crap, nothing made any less sense than when he pointed at the crowd and yelled, “Who do you think you are? I am!” We’re not sure what the hell that means, but we’re pretty sure The Dude would not approve.

Eight-year-olds, dude. Eight-year-olds.

Posted: Feb. 26, 2012

Premise of Video: Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open on the final frame. He celebrates as only an idiot like Pete Weber can.

Climax of Video: His nonsensical ramblings reach their apex with, “Who do you think you are? I am!” Hell yeah, bro!

Conclusion: Pete Weber, championship bowler, dickhead.

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