Maria Sharapova did it to us again last night. Just as we were jumping off the bandwagon and focusing on newer Russian tennis starlets, this chick shows up to the Vanity Fair Oscars party wearing a dress that either resulted from a pillow fight or the shearing of lambs. Or a combination of both. Hearing it’s Vera Wang. Sharapova, besides the grunting, hasn’t stole our hearts since about 2004, but THIS could change everything.
What exactly do stars do at the Vanity Fair party? Does Sharapova walk in, get a private booth with the Williams sisters and they all just start pounding tequila? Just one time – ONCE – falling down drunk in a pillow fight dress. Too much to ask? Think not.