At least we know Warren Moon’s ex-wife is a good time. Word out of Houston this week is that Felicia Moon was arrested Monday night at a rodeo trail camp for some sort of sex act with this James Thomas cat. Yes, at a trail camp. Supposedly there are people who actually act like cowboys ahead of the Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo by riding horses and setting up camps. Nothing like some trail camp head!
According to News 11, who promises to stay on top of this story:
Police said the couple was engaged in a sexual act. Organizers at the camp said police didn’t tell them right away and they had no idea what happened until Tuesday.
Felicia Moon, 55, and the man she was with, James Thomas, 50, are charged with public lewdness. The Waller County Sheriff’s Office said no bond had been set.
On Tuesday night the camp was set up near Hawkley. The trail boss said she didn’t think what Moon and Thomas were accused of doing was a big deal.
“Well, they were out on the field, so whatever,” said Nannie Francies. “I don’t see it as big deal. When people go out on the trial, people tend to do what they want to do.”
Hell yes, Nannie. Are we really using police resources to bust Warren Moon’s ex-wife for giving head, or whatever ‘engaged in sex act’ means these days. A cowboy deserves some head after a long day of wrangling steers or whatever cowboys do on a rodeo trail ride.
Look, take a quick peak at Felicia’s open Facebook and you’ll see she openly loves James and horses. It’s a shame some asshole cop couldn’t just tell these lovebirds to wrap it up and go about his business. Now it’s a huge mess. Good work, Texas Ranger bro.