Oilers Defenseman Ryan Whitney Tweet Banging Kate Upton On His Birthday

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Of course you can type in fantasy RTs to your favorite hot chick on Twitter. Just follow Edmonton Oilers D Ryan Whitney’s lead on how to get in Kate Upton’s virtual pants: fake RT her. Whitney really did celebrate his 29th birthday yesterday and was thinking what every other pig out there was thinking – motorboating Kate Upton would be the best birthday gift – EVER! Of course someone is going to take this out of context & have Upton dating Whitney. Can’t wait.

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