LeBron Pulls Another A**hole Move, Throws Cleveland This Bone [VIDEO]

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NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO….HE’S NEVER COMING BACK! (*UNTIL HE’S READY TO RETIRE)

Don’t you people get that LeBron doesn’t like to not be liked? Don’t you understand that he doesn’t want to be the villain. Don’t you understand that he deep down holds disdain for Cleveland? Yes, he returns in the summer to slum it in Akron where his family has it roots. We understand that.

And today this is what lands on the front of the Plain Dealer.

Yes, we know that Jim Thome came home and was a hero this past season. We were at Jacobs Field the night Thome returned to the Indians. It was a big cup of nostalgia – for a night.

Set your focus on getting RG3 and watching him get splintered by Week 7. In the meantime, LeBron will be breaking your heart by winning a title in June. And not coming home for a long, long time.

[Read: Terry Pluto's LeBron Column]

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