Dereck Chisora Bitch Slaps Vitali Klitschko At Today’s WBC Title Weigh-In [VIDEO]

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Normally we’d pass right over this story because who the hell wants to spell Dereck Chisora and Vitali Klitschko in a blog post. So from here on out we’ll refer to Dereck as the Black Brit & Vitali as the Russian Honky. These two are facing off tomorrow night for the WBC Heavyweight belt and Black Brit decided to get in an early bitch slap while wearing that robbery rag.

Who wants to watch boxing? NOT US!

Posted: Like, as quick as the British YouTubers could get it online

Premise of Video: Russian Honky comes into this fight with a six-inch reach difference, but Black Brit at least goes into tomorrow’s fight knowing how close he needs to be to get in a good bitch slap. That’s gotta be an advantage.

Climax of Video: BITCH SLAP!

Conclusion: We’ll give Black Brit six rounds of getting his head beat in before the zebra stops this one. Ho-hum, yet another stupid ass weekend of boxing that nobody in the U.S. cares about.

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