Have $8,000 laying around and feel like it would be best spent on charity and carrying Natalie Gulbis‘ bag in an LPGA event? Ever dreamt of having Ms. Gulbis ask you to hand her a water bottle on the 8th hole at the ShopRite Classic? All you have to do is break out the MasterCard, hit Buy It Now. Of course you’ll probably have to pass a background check, but dreams really can come true for those with money.
Palisades Episcopal School in Charlotte is having a silent auction fundraiser February 25 that includes the Gulbis opportunity and the chance to caddie for Davis Love III at the Wells Fargo Championship.
Of course we’re not interested in paying $8k to caddie for Davis.
Blow $8,000 on the Gulbis opportunity and you’ll get the choice of tournaments to work, but you will be required to choose one within the U.S. and not a major. Another item of interest that isn’t listed on the auction: can a person select to caddie a final round?
Not a fan of the lovely Gulbis and don’t have interest in helping her line up putts? You can always bid on a vacation home in Costa Rica.