Madonna: There Will Be No Warddrobe Malfunctions During Halftime Show

Just got back from the Madonna presser and we can report that Bill Plaschke of the L.A. Times, being the dirty old man that he is, asked the genius question of the day at the Madonna presser. The Around the Horn vet wondered in no certain terms, ‘Will there be any Janet Jackson nip slips?’ Madonna, who made sure to tell everyone about her midwestern roots, said extra caution has gone into what she’ll wear.

In other news, she’ll perform 3 old songs and 1 new. Expect to be entertained.

Madonna also seemed to be confused by all the questions about what she thought of Indianapolis, trying to tell the local media a couple times that she hasn’t seen their city. She tried to make clear that going from the JW Marriott to Lucas Oil Stadium for practice didn’t allow much time to eat shrimp at St. Elmo’s.