Vernon Davis is already planning his victory party directly after the NFC Championship Game. Sounds pretty cocky to me but I didn't catch the game winning pass in my last game against the New Orleans Saints. The San Francisco 49ers host the New York Giants this Sunday. Will this be shittiest party ever or one that sends them to the Superbowl? Check out the invite instructions and the full picture after the JUMP!
Anthony Grant is the head coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide who travelled to Rupp Arena to take on the Kentucky Wildcats. Anthony Grant is also a guy who picks his nose on national television. It was a redneck on redneck battle between the fan bases of Alabama and Kentucky. Can you think of any more ass backwards states? Whatever, the cheerleaders were hot. JUMP!
This may be the best College Basketball Gameday sign of all time. A picture of ESPN's sports personality Jay Bilas looking like a gangster with a sign that reads "JAY BILAS THE TRILLEST". Two bored girls sat in the background with a sign that read "The losing stops now." It may be time to get you some caffeine or amphetamines to wake you up for all of the college basketball today because gameday is in Pittsburgh. They also played the 'dating game' with the players. JUMP!
We ask beer display artists to send us Super Bowl displays & the floodgates open. Got a message from Russell last night: "Krogers in Friendswood Texas. NFL and Bud Light (TOUCHDOWN)." True, this Krogers doesn't have an ATV parked at their Bud display, but they went with the old classic, "Your ass is going to get shitfaced by just staring at our display," angle. Are you a beer display artist or have you seen a great SB display? firstname.lastname@example.org
Kevin the Intern's first experience on the Las Vegas Strip included a porn club promoter - at about 2 a.m. PST - asking KTI if he wanted "titties in his face." Good start to the trip. Relax ladies, KTI isn't swooned that easy. He wanted to grab a early bird 3 egg breakfast instead. As for what's happening in the sports books this weekend, the line is still -7 Pats & 49ers - 2.5. Matt the Screencapper is with you this afternoon. Enjoy! (via @faaamos)
You want a piece of sports history? Well, it's going to cost you... big time. Defenseman Ken Morrow's Miracle On Ice jersey is up for auction and guess what. The price is rising pretty quickly. The auction started at $5,000, but the price was already past $11,000 Friday afternoon. Oh, and there's 20-odd days left for bidding. We're gonna guess this one goes for somewhere north of $20,000. Take a look for yourself and throw down a bid!
Prenup! Prenup! Prenup! We want prenup! That's what Kobe Bryant probably wishes he would have said right about now. Of course, hindsight is always 20/20. Kobe is giving up half of his assets to his ex-wife Vanessa. That tally comes to around $75 million and three homes. That's right, all three of the couple's homes in Newport Beach. We're sure Kobe will recover, but this one had to hurt a little bit. Check it!
• Mena Suvari's awesome workout booty • Vanessa Hudgens enjoying her bikini • Courtney Stodden jogging in heels • Rihanna's Hawaii beach candids • Kate Beckinsale looking hot at 'UnderWorld' premiere • Barbara Palvin has one amazing body • Marissa Miller enjoying her bikini in St. Barts • Dita Von Teese sizzles in lingerie
Los Angeles Clippers point guard Chris Paul -- that still sounds weird to say -- apparently likes his new locale and plans on staying a while. Paul is reportedly dropping a cool $8.5 million on a post Bel Air pad owned by Avril Lavigne. Is it worth it? Well, that's where the Fresh Prince lives and, oh yeah, it has a covered outdoor living room. A covered outdoor living room! Only in L.A. Here's a quick run through Paul's new pad. Check it!
Each year around the Super Bowl we start posting great beer displays from across this great nation. One beer display artist, Richard, wrote to us today with his 2012 piece of artistry. "Check it out we built this in a Spec's Liquor Store in Galveston, TX," he bragged. And he should be bragging. That's not a golf cart. That's like a mini-Jeep SUV with a LCD in the bed, sitting on Bud Light cases. The race is on, beer display artists.JUMP!
Of course you remember Fox Sports sideline/entertainment reporter Jimena Sanchez from October when we called her the Hottest Oakland Raiders Superfan. Well, guess who's back and claiming the Hottest Lakers Superfan title? Jimena was defending her title last night on Twitter during the Heat-Lakers game, but watched her Lakers lose, 98-87. Her team might have lost, but Jimena made sure us straight men & lesbians came out winners. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
In a totally unscientific poll that was probably heavily influenced by social media, German Sandra Gal has been named the world's hottest golfer. Gal outdistanced Anna Rawson in the ladies' bracket before destroying male winner Rickie Fowler in the finals. Who would have thought that a poll largely geared towards men would have produced a female winner? Well, us. Anyway, here's a gallery of Gal. Check it!
The fine folks at Realtor.com have been updating some of the athlete houses that are on the market, or STILL on the market and besides Joe Montana's $35,000,000 pad, Jake Plummer's place sticks out. The Snake has been trying to unload this dump since 2009 and has dropped the price by $1.6mm since. Nope, no luck. Not even Baby Jesus is splurging on this place with the comma-shaped pool. Take a peak & buy it. JUMP!
You know where all the best hoes and Jersey Chasers will be partying during the Super Bowl? This ridiculous Rolling Stone party that is said to be the costliest Super Bowl party in the history of the Super Bowl party scene. What do you get for $1,000? Alcohol, music and no guarantee that one of those high-priced hoes will give you a reach around. Have a stack of cash won from the Patriots-Broncos gimme? Drop the $1k and tell us all about it. The band list - check it!
God bless, Charles Barkley. You know what makes me proud as a human being? That I'm living in the Charles Barkley generation. One of these days you'll find yourself thinking back on life and the treasures that made our time on Earth that much more enjoyable. Barkley will be one of those twinkles in your eye. He's the black Jimmy the Greek. The black Bill Maher. The black John Madden. All rolled into this drinkin', gamblin', hilarious ball of flesh. JUMP!