2012 January - page 8
Jan 9, 2012Other Sports
ARod & Torrie Wilson Have Giant Racks [PHOTOS]

ARod & Torrie Wilson Have Giant Racks [PHOTOS]

You know you want it! So we're going to give it to you. We've got more Alex Rodriguez with his latest conquest Torrie Wilson. Guess who looks better half naked? Well... actually, of course Torrie looks better half naked, but here's the thing. The person in that relationship you think would have the larger breasts may not be the same person who has the larger breasts in reality. That's because someone has bitch tits. Go figure. Take a look for yourself.

Jan 9, 2012Football
Roger Goodell Will Love Darnell Dockett’s New Gun [PHOTOS]

Roger Goodell Will Love Darnell Dockett’s New Gun [PHOTOS]

A lot of NFL players have some extra time on their hands this time of year. Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett is one of them. He's probably spending time with his family, right? Fat chance! He's sporting a new, high-end, kill-em'-all rifle that, as he says, T.I. couldn't even get. What the hell he plans on doing with it is beyond us, but we can tell you this -- it's a bad mf'er! Here's Dockett's new toy. Check it!

Jan 9, 2012Other Sports
ALERT: Flying Tim Tebow A 7-1 Underdog At Derby Lane Tonight!

ALERT: Flying Tim Tebow A 7-1 Underdog At Derby Lane Tonight!

Our hero, Flying Tim Tebow is back on the track tonight at Derby Lane where he'll move up to the Grade A division tonight in the 10th race. Greyhound racing insider George Quinn emailed us today: "[Flying Tim Tebow] will definately need "Tebow Magic" to win in a top Grade A race 10 tonight at Derby Lane. He is a solid racing greyhound, spending most of his time in the top 2 grades (A and B)." What are we talking about? Yes, this is real. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012Football
Greg McElroy’s Sister, Blair, Still ‘Dating’ Alabama Kicker Jeremy Shelley [PHOTOS]

Greg McElroy’s Sister, Blair, Still ‘Dating’ Alabama Kicker Jeremy Shelley [PHOTOS]

BC profiled Alabama kicker Jeremy Shelley before the first Game of the Century & the kicking game. You guys laughed at us. "Kicking game, blah, blah, blah," was all we heard. And then the kicking game became a huge story. It wasn't necessarily Shelley missing all the important kicks, but guess who's ass could be on the line tonight? Can you see a little Greg McElroy in Shelley's girlfriend, Blair? Yep, that's Greg's sister and she was a little pissed after the first game. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012
Alabama Superfan’s Truck Art Includes Tiger Hanging At Gallows [VIDEO]

Alabama Superfan’s Truck Art Includes Tiger Hanging At Gallows [VIDEO]

We've profiled this Bama Superfan's® truck before on BC and figured he just rolled around Tuscaloosa with the same display day after day. Not true. The dude behind the Bama Truck actually redesigned his ride to reflect tonight's BCS matchup. Ever wanted to see a elephant spanking a tiger? Ever wanted to see an elephant stomping on a tiger? Ever wanted to see an elephant hanging a tiger at the gallows? We've got it right here. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012Football
Amazing Tebow 3:16 Stats From Broncos-Steelers

Amazing Tebow 3:16 Stats From Broncos-Steelers

By now someone at work has asked you whether you've seen the passing yards that Tebow last night. Answer: 316. Haven't heard that yet today? Do you work at an invalid facility? Let's get down to business. One of Tebow's favorite Bible verses is John 3:16. He wore it on his eyeblack a few years ago and it became the most-Googled Bible verse in Internet history. Today people are amazed by how many 3:16 variables were in play last night. Here's the growing list. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012Features
Pennsylvania Tebow License Plate, BCS Ladies & Big Ben Tebowing [Daily WTF]

Pennsylvania Tebow License Plate, BCS Ladies & Big Ben Tebowing [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 9, 2012NFL
Porn Star Bibi Jones Doesn’t Like Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

Porn Star Bibi Jones Doesn’t Like Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

You know what's fun about the 2012 NFL playoffs? A porn star who might or might not have had sex with the New England Patriots tight end and also hates Tim Tebow's virginity. These are the soap operas that bloggers such as Busted Coverage live for on a weekly basis. Bibi Jones is back this week and she dropped a bomb on Tebow fans last night. "There is something I just don't like about tebow...Ugh he is so annoying," she writes. Porn vs. God. We're in. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012NFL
20 Greatest Big Ben Fedora Hate Tweets

20 Greatest Big Ben Fedora Hate Tweets

Of course America was watching Baby Jesus pull off the miracle victory over the defending AFC champions. But were you watching the post-game presser where Big Ben decided it would be the logical move to show up in this sweet fedora? Twitter was watching and reacting. From rape references, to Tom Landry references, to 'hide your women' references, to 'who is his stylist' references. America went nuts and we were there to aggregate. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012Football
What Alabama & Jets QB Was Getting Hammered Last Night In N.O.?

What Alabama & Jets QB Was Getting Hammered Last Night In N.O.?

Of course we have boots on the ground at the BCS and of course we've been getting reports on both schools' partying habits on Bourbon Street. Friday morning we received tips of someone looking like a football player "lighting up something" in the French Quarter streets. Now comes a BC tipster who happened to get into a party where a certain big mouth Alabama & Jets third-string QB was pounding beers last night. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012
Sam Champion Is An Accomplished Weather Dong Artist [VIDEO]

Sam Champion Is An Accomplished Weather Dong Artist [VIDEO]

Sam Champion comes back to work on a Monday morning and just starts drawing dong all over the U.S. snowfall map. Here we were trying to eat some cereal (with bananas on top) and Champion drops these balls on the Rockies and Utah. Of course this didn't go unnoticed by former ESPNer Josh Elliott who requested screencap tweets of this gem. So we did and then uploaded the video. Here we go! Dong time. JUMP!

Jan 9, 2012NFL
Big Ben Vs. Turdball: Who You Got? [Morning Twitpic]

Big Ben Vs. Turdball: Who You Got? [Morning Twitpic]

We warned you guys that when all the money (80%+) in Vegas is on one team and the line barely moves, you're in big trouble. Last three NFL Division champions to be home underdogs on Wild Card Weekend: Chargers (vs. Colts), Seahawks (vs. Saints) and Broncos. All three were BIG underdogs and all three won outright. Denver now goes to New England where they are +13.5 dogs. In other news, Harvey Updyke was on Bourbon St. last night. Let's get rolling!

Jan 8, 2012NFL
Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS]

Orlando Franklin Looks Mentally Handicapped In His Introduction Picture [PHOTOS]

Orlando Franklin of the Denver Broncos looked "special" in his introduction picture against the Pittsburgh Steelers. Trust me Orlando, the cross eyed look is not a good one. What the hell is that on Tebow's lip? If he weren't a virgin, I would guess it's an out break of herpes. Might want to use some concealer Tim. Broncos fans dressed like idiots and more after the JUMP!

Jan 8, 2012NFL
Introducing The Coughlin Face of Pure Frustration [PHOTOS]

Introducing The Coughlin Face of Pure Frustration [PHOTOS]

You've heard of the Manning face and even the Brady face, well here is the Coughlin face. It's a face of a man who just seems like he hates to be alive and nothing pleases him. Joe Buck and Troy Aikman called the game where Joe looked a little too excited to be there. The Atlanta Falcons and the New York Giants basically had no offense whatsoever in this game which created the infamous Coughlin face. Eli Manning also pegged his Offensive Lineman in the head. JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012NFL
Little Kid Fans Taunt Detroit Lions With Sign [PHOTOS]

Little Kid Fans Taunt Detroit Lions With Sign [PHOTOS]

Whoever raised these kids deserves a 'Parent of The Year Award'. These kids made a sign that said "Here Kitty Kitty" and look like little thugs doing it. This is just great television. The NFC Wildcard playoff came down to the Detroit Lions and the New Orleans Saints in the Superdome where the fans dressed absolutely insane (as usual). Matthew Stafford also still has his mother dress him apparently.  JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012NFL
Roger Goodell Forced To Sit By Himself At Wildcard Playoff Game [PHOTOS]

Roger Goodell Forced To Sit By Himself At Wildcard Playoff Game [PHOTOS]

You know nobody likes you when you are the commissioner of the NFL and no one wants to sit with you. You'd think if you had some extra tickets and free popcorn to a playoff game between the Houston Texans and Cincinnati Bengals, you could probably find some hot chick to enjoy the game with you. Brian Cushing showed up in the intros to make us all wonder if he really did do steroids. JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012Other Sports
Kate Upton Making Out With PBR Championship Trophy [PHOTOS]

Kate Upton Making Out With PBR Championship Trophy [PHOTOS]

In case you missed the ads running on BC, the PBR (Professional Bull Riders) is at Madison Square Garden this weekend for the MSG Invitational which gave the association the chance to bring in some big names for photo-ops. Biggest name in modeling? Kate Upton and she was in attendance. Said Upton of this makeout session: This needs to be in my living room! Professional bull riding in my future? Probably... More photos & the obligatory bikini shots - JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012Other Sports
Here’s How ARod Thanks Nike For Their Millions – Wears Adidas [PHOTOS]

Here’s How ARod Thanks Nike For Their Millions – Wears Adidas [PHOTOS]

We've got New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez out and about with girlfriend Torrie Wilson. So what, you say? Well, first of all, they have matching bikes. Awww... isn't that cute! Second of all, ARod is fully decked out in Adidas gear and, well, last we checked, he was a paid endorser of Nike gear. Maybe he just ran out of Nike stuff. Maybe he doesn't care. Maybe he just thought no one would see him. All debatable. What isn't, is this photo. Check it!

Jan 7, 2012Features
Michael Gregory Holguin Is A Steelers Fan & Armed Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

Michael Gregory Holguin Is A Steelers Fan & Armed Robber [Cuff ‘Em]

There are weeks that go by when checking the Maricopa (AZ) Sheriff Office website is a waste of time. And then there are those home runs that make up for all those worthless fishing expeditions. Today we landed a big fish - Michael Gregory Holguin. Thanks goes out to the sheriff office photographer who knew cropping out the Steelers logo would have left these photos 50% more worthless. True, the tats speak volumes, but in the blogging world that simple logo is gold. JUMP!

Jan 7, 2012NFL
BCS Festivities Include Goalpost Curb Stomping This SUV  [Morning Twitpic]

BCS Festivities Include Goalpost Curb Stomping This SUV [Morning Twitpic]

This isn't some sort of Photoshop job from New Orleans this morning. It's the real deal. That goalpost really is going through an SUV, thanks to the photographic work of @MsPotts_ESPN. Now, let's talk NFL gambling. The O/U on the Saints-Lions game is sitting at 59. 85% of the money is on the over and the O/U has yet to move. Guess where the wiseguys will be betting this spot? Games: Cin-Hou is on NBC at 4:30 and Det-NO is on NBC at 8. Plan accordingly. Let's get rolling!

Jan 6, 2012Football
Arkansas Rednecks Flock To Cotton Bowl To Cheer On Razorbacks [PHOTOS]

Arkansas Rednecks Flock To Cotton Bowl To Cheer On Razorbacks [PHOTOS]

A fat pony tail wearing Davy Crockett with a fake mustache came to the Cotton Bowl between the Arkansas Razorbacks and the Kansas State Wildcats. The rednecks of Arkansas flocked to the Cotton Bowl stadium in their most ridiculous outfits imaginable. Jerry Jones gave his best "O Face" and Erin Brockovich showed up for some environmental activist bullshit during game cameos. Check all this out after the JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012Football
Ohio State Smokeshow Killing It At BCS [PHOTO]

Ohio State Smokeshow Killing It At BCS [PHOTO]

Name her! And you morons wonder why Ohio State goes to BCS bowls (in years past) when they don't deserve it. It's because they have cute chicks, old people, recent grads, chesty chicks, etc. across this country with nothing better to do than video bomb today's ESPNU broadcast. Just look at Tonya boxing out the LSU MILF. No room, honey. Tonya and mom are just dominating your asses. Have something BCS we need to see? mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 6, 2012Football
NFL Playoffs: Broncos-Steelers Mayoral Bet Is So F-ing Weak

NFL Playoffs: Broncos-Steelers Mayoral Bet Is So F-ing Weak

It's that time of year again! No, not the time for giving and crap like that. The time for playoff football and politicians making stupid bets over playoff football games! Today we've got Denver Mayor Michael Hancock and Pittsburgh Mayor Luke Ravenstahl making a bet over the Denver Broncos game with the Pittsburgh Steelers. We've got the details of the bet and we breakdown the matchup to tell you who's going to look stupid. Check it!

Jan 6, 2012NFL
Arian Foster Gets Texans Logo Shaved Into His Hair [PHOTO]

Arian Foster Gets Texans Logo Shaved Into His Hair [PHOTO]

You know how we know it's playoff time in the NFL? Players are getting logos shaved into their heads. At least Arian Foster is. Texans OL Duane Brown tweeted this shot earlier today. Check out my dawg @ArianFoster cut! #ReppinToTheFullest. You know what sucks for white guys? Contrast. You see any white guys getting NFL logos shaved into their heads? No, because our asses are either bald or just don't look good with pale skin & a logo in our hair. Just sayin.'

Jan 6, 2012NFL
Radio Host Gets This Tebow Tattoo After Losing Bet With Caller [PHOTOS]

Radio Host Gets This Tebow Tattoo After Losing Bet With Caller [PHOTOS]

Denver radio host Mike Evans has a new tattoo thanks to Tim Tebow. The sports-talk host for 104.3 The Fan made a bet earlier this year with a caller that the Broncos would never get to eight wins. The Broncos were 2-4 at the time and Tebowmania had yet to sweep the nation. Evans put a Tebow tat on the line. Well, yesterday was payoff time. As you can see, the tat is a cross between NASCAR and virginity. More photos - JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012Features
Michigan Scores 70 On Clemson & Kid Mistakes Thermos For Flask [Daily WTF]

Michigan Scores 70 On Clemson & Kid Mistakes Thermos For Flask [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 6, 2012NFL
Mike Vick Wants Eagles Fan To Know He’s Golfing Today

Mike Vick Wants Eagles Fan To Know He’s Golfing Today

Heat wave! It's going to be 60 today in the Philly region and that means one thing for Eagles QB Mike Vick: golf. Poor Eagles fan. You had the superteam all set to win a Super Bowl and now they're golfing on sunny January days. Your QB hasn't even been on winter break for seven days and he's already indirectly digging at that wound. That's usually what Bengals player would do to us - in October. More of Mike Vick talking golfing - JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012wags
WAGs Of The 2012 NFL Playoffs [PHOTOS]

WAGs Of The 2012 NFL Playoffs [PHOTOS]

Face it, if you don't have a team in the fight during the 2012 NFL Playoffs there are a couple of factors that make you watch: the love of football, gambling, it's winter and the fantasy that one day you'll have an NFL caliber WAG sitting on the couch with you watching Broncos-Steelers. What a crop of ladies we have this year. Eric Decker brings in Jessie James. Matthew Stafford has girlfriend Kelly Hall. Wes Welker has a Hooters Miss International GF. Helluva strong class of WAGs kick off the only season that matters tomorrow at 4:30 when the Bengals face the Texans. The journey to Indy is on. JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012
Yes, Drunk Tebowing Cowboy Falls Off This Bar [VIDEO]

Yes, Drunk Tebowing Cowboy Falls Off This Bar [VIDEO]

What bar keep in his right mind would allow some drunken dirtbag cowboy to stand on his bar for a Tebowing opportunity? Someone tell us where this bar is located (Broncos logo near liquor should give it away) so we never drink in this place - ever. Seriously, is this Laramie, Wyoming? Colorado Springs? And the jukebox playing Def Leppard? "C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up...Break the bubble, break it up." Down goes Corey, breaking bottles along the way - JUMP!

Jan 6, 2012Features
Newfoundland Drug Store Robbed By Texas Longhorns Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Newfoundland Drug Store Robbed By Texas Longhorns Fan [Cuff ‘Em]

Via The Telegram: The Royal Newfoundland Constabulary is requesting the assistance of the general public in identifying a person responsible for an armed robbery at a commercial business on Topsail Road in St. John’s, Dec. 26. At the time of the offence, he was wearing a dark winter vest, light- coloured hoodie, dark pants and light-coloured baseball hat. Stupid Canadians. That's a Texas Longhorns hat. Just for that, we're not offering our search services. Suck it.

Jan 6, 2012Football
Alabama 2012 BCS Championship Shirts Available Tuesday [Morning Twitpic]

Alabama 2012 BCS Championship Shirts Available Tuesday [Morning Twitpic]

Pretty sure they're going to award the BCS crystal ball to the 2012 national champions, but we get the idea. This comes to us via the Tuscaloosa mall. Similar signs are popping up around the city. Bama is now a -1.5 favorite at the Las Vegas Hilton where the line opened with LSU -1. What else this morning? TV news is reporting that bars offering the 'Honey Badger' drink are doing brisk business. Honey whiskey and lemonade is all you need. Let's get rolling!