2012 January - page 7
Jan 12, 2012Other Sports
Manny Ramirez Comeback Includes Water Aerobics With Old Hens [Morning Twitpic]

Manny Ramirez Comeback Includes Water Aerobics With Old Hens [Morning Twitpic]

Anyone else catch the Manny Ramirez feature that ESPN ran yesterday. Yeah, the one where Pedro Gomez is riding shotgun in Manny's SUV. Yeah, the one where Manny is getting back into shape with water aerobics class? If Cincinnati doesn't jump all over this guy we're rescinding our fandome. Imagine him in that bandbox. At least 48 dongs. In football news, an amazing 92% of the O/U money in the Packers-Giants game is on the OVER. React accordingly. Let's get rolling!

Jan 11, 2012Football
Cloud Pattern Proof That God Wants Texans To Beat Ravens? [PHOTO]

Cloud Pattern Proof That God Wants Texans To Beat Ravens? [PHOTO]

Houston-based chick @MDRMissy spent most of Tuesday night tweeting this cloud photo to the major media outlets in the Magnolia City, claiming this is proof that God wants the Texans to beat the Ravens. Yes, that cloud pattern is proof. If Tebow can have halos over Mile High, Missy can have her Texans logo in the sky. It's only fair. The more we look at the cloud - and drink - the more convinced we are that Missy is onto something here. Logical move is $1k and the points.

Jan 11, 2012Girls
Pornstars Riley Steele & Nikki Benz Want Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

Pornstars Riley Steele & Nikki Benz Want Tebow’s Virginity [PHOTOS]

You know what we love about the Tebow phenomenon? This story has brought Americans from many different walks of life together for football, religion & the race to steal His virginity. As we've said since 2008: Men want to be him, women want to do him. What has happened over the last 10 weeks or so is that pornstars are starting to take notice of Baby Jesus and his virginity. The thought is driving them crazy. Riley Steele & Nikki Benz can barely contain their excitement. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Football
Michael Strahan, Eddie Murphy Ex Selling Brentwood Mansion; $7MM  [PHOTOS]

Michael Strahan, Eddie Murphy Ex Selling Brentwood Mansion; $7MM [PHOTOS]

Fox NFL analyst and former New York Giants defensive end Michael Strahan is ditching his posh Los Angeles pad and he stands to make a tidy profit. After purchasing the Brentwood home for $5 million in 2009, Strahan will clear a little under $2 million profit if he gets what he's asking. Not bad for a couple years of doing nothing. Presumably, it will allow him and Eddie Murphy's ex to move into an ever more splendid joint. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Football
Just Trent Richardson Playing Craps At Harrah’s Before BCS [PHOTOS]

Just Trent Richardson Playing Craps At Harrah’s Before BCS [PHOTOS]

Why do we love Alabama's Trent Richardson and would probably put our franchise on his shoulders? Because this guy is always hustlin', doing his best to grind out a living, providing for his two little girls & doing it all on a college football paycheck. This weekend in N.O.? Hustlin' the Harrah's casino craps tables. Monday? Busting tackles on his way to another BCS ring. Probably doubled down his dinner money to buy his babies new shoes. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Other Sports
John Smoltz Unloading $7.2MM, 18,000 Sq. Ft. Junker [PHOTOS]

John Smoltz Unloading $7.2MM, 18,000 Sq. Ft. Junker [PHOTOS]

There's one of two things going on with John Smoltz right now: (a.) He's getting bored with his 18,000 sq. ft. Georgia house on a golf course, or (b.) his ass is leaking cash. See, there was news in 2011 that Smoltz had some trouble with real estate in Wyoming where he went through a "strategic foreclosure." That brings us to the news that Smoltzy has put this gigantic f-you pad on the market for only $7.2mm. Dude made $135mm in his career. Something is going on here. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Football
Wait, So Roger Clemens Is Now Bros With Snoop & Toby Keith? [PHOTO]

Wait, So Roger Clemens Is Now Bros With Snoop & Toby Keith? [PHOTO]

Just making our normal rounds this morning and was shocked at what Roger Clemens is up to these days instead of dodging government perjury lawyers. Would you ever guess that Rocket is good enough friends with Snoop D-O-double G that he has dinner with the former pimp? Of course it makes sense to have dinner with Toby Keith. From what we have learned, Snoop has infiltrated white America as a black football coach. That's right, celebs want him coaching their sons. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Features
Stop Vegetable Abuse, Delta Airlines Busting Balls & A Caucus Out [Daily WTF]

Stop Vegetable Abuse, Delta Airlines Busting Balls & A Caucus Out [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 11, 2012wags
Grady Sizemore Will Marry Playmate Brittany Binger [PHOTOS]

Grady Sizemore Will Marry Playmate Brittany Binger [PHOTOS]

Great news for baseball and it has nothing to do with where a free agent will be heading in February for pitchers/catchers. News that Grady Sizemore asked Playboy Playmate Brittany Binger to marry him was exactly what the sport needed during the offseason. The more hot chicks associated with your sport as a wife or girlfriend, the better. And now it's up to Cleveland's Sports Time Ohio to get Brittany on TV as much as possible. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Other Sports
What Drunken MLB Hall Of Famer Crashed This Mexican Wedding? [PHOTOS]

What Drunken MLB Hall Of Famer Crashed This Mexican Wedding? [PHOTOS]

Thanks to the superb research of @Sportsfeeder1 we learn of a certain MLB Hall of Famer who played in Boston and Tampa who happened to be in Mexico last week. And was supposedly drunk. And supposedly crashed some guy's wedding. It's all right there, documented on Twitter. You drunken MLB Hall of Famers are on notice. Twitter will out your asses. You crash a Mexican wedding party? Twitter will be there. Your drunken Hall of Famer - JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012
Denver Radio Jock Pays Off Tebow Bet With This Miniskirt [VIDEO]

Denver Radio Jock Pays Off Tebow Bet With This Miniskirt [VIDEO]

Nice look, bitch. Meet Steelers fan and 106.7 Denver FM radio host Joe Bevilacqua So the wacky media guys in Denver are trying to out crazy each other with Tebow-related sidebets and Joe put a miniskirt on the line for the Steelers-Tebow game. Well, we all know how Baby Jesus responded to such a challenge. Joe paid off the bet and we end up with this video. It's nothing special and, horrific as it sounds, it includes an upskirt. God, please make this sh*t stop. JUMP!

Jan 11, 2012Features
Color Coordinated Michigan Fan Holding Up This Florida 7-11 [Cuff ‘Em]

Color Coordinated Michigan Fan Holding Up This Florida 7-11 [Cuff ‘Em]

Via ABC7: The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office is looking for a suspect who robbed a 7-11 in Sarasota. Just after 10:30 Monday night, a man entered the store in the 2700 block of Beneva Road with a white cloth covering his face. He implied to the clerk he had a weapon and demanded the money from the register. He is described as a white male, 30-40 years old, approximately 6 feet tall, 170 pounds. Do your thing Ohio State fan. Get his ass: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 11, 2012Football
Tebow So Damn Important He Gets Own Letterman Top 10 List [Morning Twitpic]

Tebow So Damn Important He Gets Own Letterman Top 10 List [Morning Twitpic]

Letterman's Top 10 list last night included these little-known facts about Baby Jesus: 8. For breakfast has Icy Hot on toast, 6. Currently ninth on the Kim Kardashian athlete waiting list and 4. One time, lost his temper and said, "Darn It." What game should you be taking the underdog this weekend? 49ers +3.5. 87% of the Vegas money is on road favorite N.O. In other news, The Huntsville Times printed 12-hour old BCS tweets in yesterday's newspaper. Let's get rolling!

Jan 10, 2012Basketball
These Drunks Drinkin’ On Mavs’ Bench Tonight With Delonte West [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

These Drunks Drinkin’ On Mavs’ Bench Tonight With Delonte West [PHOTOS, VIDEO]

It's nearly impossible to tell when all 65 Fox affiliates are showing live basketball anymore because they don't put 'live' in the upper right corner so we thought this was some replay of Mavs-Pistons. It's actually 'live' tonight and we just happened to be 65 channels beyond where our normal surfing ends. Not even five minutes after turning it to the game, we came across these bros with the best NBA seats they'll ever get - between Vince Carter and Delonte West. Anyone got a blunt? JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Soccer
Irina Shayk Can’t Get Front-Row Seats At Basketball Game, But He Can? [PHOTOS]

Irina Shayk Can’t Get Front-Row Seats At Basketball Game, But He Can? [PHOTOS]

There's something wrong when one of the world's hottest women can't get a front-row seat to a second-rate basketball game. Wouldn't you say? Irina Shayk and fiancee Cristiano Ronaldo had to sit in the second row when they went to see Real Madrid play F.C. Barcelona in a nail-biter last week. What the hell is that? Fortunately for sports hottest power couple the result was better than when Ronaldo's team played Barca in soccer. Check it!

Jan 10, 2012Other Sports
Pretty Sure Rays’ Pitcher David Price Impregnated Kate Upton Today  [PHOTOS]

Pretty Sure Rays’ Pitcher David Price Impregnated Kate Upton Today [PHOTOS]

So David Price, Jay Bruce, Verlander & C.J. Wilson are filming a 2012 MLB commercial today and there is a special guest. Kudos to baseball's marketing gurus for signing up Kate Upton to appear in the same commercial. Anyway, imagine the shock when Price finds out that Upton is 19 and she's in the same room with his ass. You get this tweet and a couple others where he starts asking if she has a sister. She'll be lucky to get out of that room without getting knocked up. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Football
Tim Tebow Nailed To Cross In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video

Tim Tebow Nailed To Cross In Latest Taiwanese Animation Video

Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos dispatched the Pittsburgh Steelers in overtime on Sunday. It was a huge win for the Broncos and it's now a huge story pretty much everywhere, even in Taiwan. For some reason, the Taiwanese people like to tell stories through animated videos that make little to no sense... at least to us. We've got the latest and they're focusing on Tebow's big win, which apparently happened through divine intervention and really pissed off atheists. Check it!

Jan 10, 2012wags
WAGs, Cheerleaders & Athletes Of The IFBB Bikini Model Circuit [PHOTOS]

WAGs, Cheerleaders & Athletes Of The IFBB Bikini Model Circuit [PHOTOS]

Over the past month or so we've been investigating the ladies of the IFBB Bikini Model circuit. There's been the WAG (Missy Coles), the former Virginia Tech swimmer (Juliana Daniell) and now we've unearthed a couple former NFL cheerleaders that have turned to the bikini sport. In other words, we have a new sport to concentrate on. Not a sport, you say? Blasphemy, fat boy. You think these ladies just diet their way to these bodies? No way, Bubba. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Features
Get Us This Roll Tied Shirt, Crazed BCS Fans & Bama Yamaka [Daily WTF]

Get Us This Roll Tied Shirt, Crazed BCS Fans & Bama Yamaka [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 10, 2012Football
What Eagles WR Was Hanging With Stripper This Morning? [PHOTO]

What Eagles WR Was Hanging With Stripper This Morning? [PHOTO]

Never heard of @HeavenKODDiva? She'll be getting some run this afternoon as the Miami-based stripper at King of Diamonds who uploaded this photo 5-6 hours ago of herself and a certain Eagles WR at what we'd assume is King of Diamonds. Molly's Twitter profile says that she's "ONE OF KING OF DIAMONDS POLE RYDER." Kudos to the WR for giving us material to get over this BCS snoozer. Who's the lucky guy? He went to Cal. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Other Sports
ARod Sucking Torrie Wilson’s Neck, Giving Her The Louisville Slugger [PHOTOS]

ARod Sucking Torrie Wilson’s Neck, Giving Her The Louisville Slugger [PHOTOS]

Imagine being former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson for a minute. Last summer you were just jerking around in life, doing some yoga, maybe traveling and chatting with your 80-90k Twitter followers. Not a bad life, but still pretty much a dead end in the entertainment business. Then, shockingly, Alex Rodriguez decides he's in the market for a fitness chick with implants. Can you do splits in the sack on Egyptian sheets? Yes? Well, then you're now dating the Yankees slugger. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Football
Bama Kicker Jeremy Shelley’s Girlfriend, Blair McElroy, Is Ecstatic!

Bama Kicker Jeremy Shelley’s Girlfriend, Blair McElroy, Is Ecstatic!

Yes, we'll get off this Jeremy Shelley-Blair McElroy story fairly soon. But how many times do we have to cut through the college football analysis sh*t on ESPN? We broke down the 2012 BCS in a single post yesterday - Shelley. Dude went out, kicked five field goals & won the national championship for Bama. His girlfriend? Greg McElroy's sister who's a frosh at Bama & started dating Shelley while still in high school last year. Kudos to these lovebirds. (@BlairMcElroy)

Jan 10, 2012Football
25 NSFW Jordan Jefferson Hate Speech Tweets

25 NSFW Jordan Jefferson Hate Speech Tweets

Jordan Jefferson was 11-for-17 and 53 yards through the air. He added the one interception and 15 yards rushing on 14 carries. Impressive. Of course it didn't take long for the hate to get ramped up. Was it just the racist contingent going nuts? Nope. Even black guy was dropping 'nigga' and 'f-bombs' on Jefferson, who even went to the drastic measure of deleting his Twitter account. Of course our editors have aggregated the best of the Jefferson hate speech. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Football
2012 BCS Championship Newspapers

2012 BCS Championship Newspapers

Yes, it's true that you could just go the Newseum and look at all the front pages from Alabama's 2012 BCS championship, but good luck finding those pages tomorrow when Newseum saves over the old files. Digress. Anyway, big night for Alabama newspapers and 60pt fonts. Who won this year's battle of the fish wraps? We're taking the Tuscaloosa News. Simple, elegant, pointed and a great addition to the office space. In Alabama, these images will live on forever. JUMP!

Jan 10, 2012Football
Bama Fans In Line At Midnight For 2012 BCS T-Shirts [PHOTO]

Bama Fans In Line At Midnight For 2012 BCS T-Shirts [PHOTO]

Bama fan, @alastormspotter, had this to report just after midnight: Line outside of Academy Sports waiting for National Championship gear. We're pretty sure this is Birmingham. Yes, we also see kids in that photo. Look, let's get real about the Tuesday after a BCS victory in Alabama. The only kids showing up to school are the nerds and Auburn fans. Bama kids are busy Black Friday-ing their BCS gear. Have a BCS image we need to see? mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 10, 2012Features
Oklahoma State Bro Robs Bank Of $100s, $50s & $20s [Cuff ‘Em]

Oklahoma State Bro Robs Bank Of $100s, $50s & $20s [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Oklahoman: About 1 p.m. (Sat.), a white male entered the bank inside a grocery store at 249 N Douglas Blvd. and gave the teller a note demanding $100, $50 and $20 bills, FBI spokesman Clay Simmonds said. The teller complied, and the robber left the store. The robber is in his 20s or early 30s and is about 5-feet-11, weighing 180 to 200 pounds. Of f*cking course he's got a poker addiction. Probably some student loans. Wears hats backwards. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 10, 2012Football
Wait, How Did Seahawks Fan Get In Nick Saban’s Gatorade Bath? [Morning Twitpic]

Wait, How Did Seahawks Fan Get In Nick Saban’s Gatorade Bath? [Morning Twitpic]

Of course Seahawks fan on the field and that close to Nick Saban is one of the great mysteries in life. If anyone has intel on who, how and why Seahawks fan was in the Gatorade scrum, we'd like to hear. mail@bustedcoverage.com ...What more can be said about the BCS? Of course it would be great to see Bama's D against Oklahoma St. or Oregon. Playoff system is the only logical remedy to this disaster of a game. LSU gets across the 50 once? Inexcusable. Let's get rolling!

Jan 9, 2012Football
ESPN BCS Score Fail Kinda Embarrassing  [PHOTO]

ESPN BCS Score Fail Kinda Embarrassing [PHOTO]

Don't mind ESPN. It's only the biggest game of the college football season and the WWL can't get the chyron correct during halftime. But....they did figure out a way to get "ESPN Buick Halftime Report Allstate BCS National Championship" on one line. Boss move, bros. We'll just be over here keeping an eye out for your score fails. 9-0, Bama at halftime, in case you just woke up for your 3rd shift job.

Jan 9, 2012Football
Name Stunned LSU Chick At BCS National Championship Game [PHOTOS]

Name Stunned LSU Chick At BCS National Championship Game [PHOTOS]

This is a face of pure horror watching your beloved honey badger get torched by an Alabama wide receiver for 27 yards. The Alabama Crimson Tide took on the LSU Tigers in the Allstate BCS National Championship where the cajun fans dressed like idiots. What the hell were Erin Andrews and Les Miles staring at during the pre-game interview? Technically, Nick Saban's head is below sea-level in New Orleans at 5'6.  JUMP!