2012 January - page 6
Jan 16, 2012Basketball
Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

This is not a Photoshop job. It's really three basketball players from Ole Miss in perfect positioning this weekend. One thing led to another and the blogosphere lost its shit over this because 93% of us are white & are always feeling inferior to black dudes in the dong market. Here's the Ole Miss roster. As for the NFL, the GMen are getting +2.5. Our best bet is N.E. -7.5. T.J. Yates had opportunities. Tom Brady won't throw the INTs. Let's get rolling!

Jan 15, 2012NFL
Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012NFL
Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

Name these old farts at M&T Bank Stadium where the Baltimore Ravens took on the Houston Texans game. What the hell are kinda gloves are they wearing, what is that in your hand, and what the hell is kind of helmet is that? Also spotted in the crowd were two Texas cowboys in the crowd. I guess it's true, only steers and queers come from Texas.There was also a girl in the crowd with a mustache. JUMP!

Jan 15, 2012Sportscasters
Of Course We’d Still Give Lesley Visser The Bavarian Sausage [PHOTO]

Of Course We’d Still Give Lesley Visser The Bavarian Sausage [PHOTO]

You know what sucks for old(er) sideline reporters like Lesley Visser? Getting sent to Green Bay where she's working a Fox game. Yeah, so she'll get the post-game interview with Aaron Rodgers and that'll be that. We hadn't seen Lesley, 58, since her March Madness last year when something very strange was going on with her hair. Flash-forward to today's CBS pregame. Homegirl has the hair in order, the facelift is keeping her young. Love it, girl.

Jan 14, 2012NFL
Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012NFL
Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

Not only is the "D Fence" sign played out, it's not even being held right by this guy in the crowd. I'm pretty sure that is a necklace too with a backwards hat. Everything about this guy screams giant douchebag. Also seen in the crowd while the San Francisco 49ers took on the New Orleans Saints was a middle aged woman wearing a wrestling mask. Now that is dedication. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012Other Sports
Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

Nice mustache Skylar MacBee. Do us all a favor and shave that horrendous facial hair off for the good of college basketball. The number 2 Kentucky Wildcats traveled to The Summitt to take on the Tennessee Volunteers. John Calipari got pissed off at one of his players, hot Tennessee cheerleaders, and a weird giant cardboard face all after the JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012Football
Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!

Jan 14, 2012Football
Crazy 49ers Fan Gets ’49ers’ Tatted To His Inner Lip [PHOTO]

Crazy 49ers Fan Gets ’49ers’ Tatted To His Inner Lip [PHOTO]

Say hello to Big Nige. He claims to be a North Cali pimp & rapper and/or singer. We just met him on Twitter thanks to his adventure to a tattoo parlor yesterday where he got a 49ers inner lip tat. That's right, no faking from Big Nige. He's so hardcore it makes our white asses feel like curling up in the fetal position. Seriously, no tattoo artist is getting anywhere near our lip with that gun. Big Nige nutted up for the playoffs run. You've been warned, Saints fan. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012Other Sports
Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 142 [STREAMING VIDEO]

Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 142 [STREAMING VIDEO]

UFC 142 pre-show Fight Day Live is back on Saturday, January 14, at 6pm ET/ 3pm PT. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will guide you through the full fight card and all of the biggest news in the UFC. Top MMA journalists Brett Okamoto of ESPN and Larry Pepe of Pro MMA Radio will join HeavyMMA Editor Matt Brown on an expert roundtable that will analyze and break down the entire night's fighting action. UFC heavyweight Frank Mir will be live on set for a one on one interview as well as an inside look into Anthony Johnson's training camp. Click here to watch live!

Jan 14, 2012Features
New Mexico State Fan Arrested For Making Blowjob Gesture At Ref [Cuff ‘Em]

New Mexico State Fan Arrested For Making Blowjob Gesture At Ref [Cuff ‘Em]

Excuse us for not knowing the New Mexico State University men's basketball team has a super fan named James K. Killgore. That's what the Las Cruces newspaper is telling us this morning. It seems Kilgore got a little too superfan-y Thursday night during NMSU's game against Utah State. But this is a first. It seems Kilgore got into it with a ref. One thing led to another and, well, a blowjob gesture was made. JUMP!

Jan 14, 2012NFL
Greatest Denver Broncos Playoff Weave We’ve Seen All Day [Morning Twitpic]

Greatest Denver Broncos Playoff Weave We’ve Seen All Day [Morning Twitpic]

As seen at the Broncos spirit rally held in downtown Denver yesterday. Just look at the precision artistry. The mouth. The eye. The perfect color. Homegirl easily stole our hearts with this kind of emotion towards her Broncos. And baseball wonders why it's dying a slow death. As for the gambling lines, the 49ers are getting more action and the line moved back to +3.5. Guess what team the wiseguys are on? Just read the Las Vegas Review-Journal. Let's get rolling!

Jan 13, 2012Football
Big Ben Not Wearing Fedora At Archery Trade Show In Columbus [PHOTO]

Big Ben Not Wearing Fedora At Archery Trade Show In Columbus [PHOTO]

What's Ben Roethlisberger up to less than a week after wearing that loser fedora in Denver? Dude was looking last night for equipment at the Archery Trade Association show in Columbus, Ohio. Big takeaway from the photos we're seeing from the show: no fedora. Of course the fedora wouldn't really fit in very well with guys who wear camo and sit in deer stands. Kudos to Big Ben for being able to jumping right back into Everyday Man mode. (via @sdoheehaw)

Jan 13, 2012Girls
Paul Revere Will Wear Tebow Jersey If God Grants Miracle

Paul Revere Will Wear Tebow Jersey If God Grants Miracle

Denver Mayor Michael Hancockis back at it. He's made another bet, this time with Boston Mayor Tom Menino over Saturday's game. It's more or less your standard politico wager. The winner gets a specific dinner from the loser's town and the loser has to wear a jersey from the opposing team. Except... instead of Menino wearing a Broncos jersey, it will be the statue of Paul Revere wearing a Broncos jersey. Kind of makes us sick. Check it!

Jan 13, 2012Football
Buy Oregon’s Silver Rose Bowl Helmet – $1,000!

Buy Oregon’s Silver Rose Bowl Helmet – $1,000!

The Oregon Ducks are slinging the helmets they wore in the Rose Bowl online and you can have one for just $1,000. Seems like a great investment, huh? Actually, the helmets are authentic, but they've never been worn by anyone, so we don't really know what kind of investment they are. Some nutjobs seem to be into them though. There were reportedly three sold in the first hour. Go figure. Check it!

Jan 13, 2012
10 Great NFL Snowy Classic Games

10 Great NFL Snowy Classic Games

Of course there have been hundreds of NFL games played in horrible snowy conditions. Of course you guys are going...

Jan 13, 2012Features
Tebow Baptized Shirt, Speared Cat & Holy Whale [Daily WTF]

Tebow Baptized Shirt, Speared Cat & Holy Whale [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 13, 2012Football
As Part Owner Of Packers, These Shovelers Bring Tears To My Eyes [PHOTOS]

As Part Owner Of Packers, These Shovelers Bring Tears To My Eyes [PHOTOS]

While the rest of you pussies struggle through winter in Atl, Tampa, San Diego, Phoenix, Vegas, etc., there are those of us who have big enough balls to man-up & stay right in our sh*tty northern cities where it's cold & snowy. Now, as part-owner of the Green Bay Packers, it gives me great pride to see our fans working their asses off for $10/hour to get Lambeau in shape for Sunday's game. Just look at how many lined up to work. That's a real NFL franchise. Jealous? JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012Girls
Playboy’s Miss February Leola Bell Just Discovered Tebowing, Loves Tebow [PHOTOS]

Playboy’s Miss February Leola Bell Just Discovered Tebowing, Loves Tebow [PHOTOS]

Leola Bell doesn't know much about football but she does know beautiful football jerseys when she sees them. That's why she's a Florida Gators fan. And a Dolphins fan. What else did we learn yesterday from Playboy's Miss February 2012? She's dating someone famous but won't tell us the lucky guy's name. What else is going on in her life? Tons. She is so busy that she just learned about the Tebowing phenomenon. You get the picture, right? We are in love with Leola. JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012
Blackhawks’ Sideline Reporter Sarah Kustok Has Her Joe Namath Moment [VIDEO]

Blackhawks’ Sideline Reporter Sarah Kustok Has Her Joe Namath Moment [VIDEO]

So the Chicago Blackhawks had a game last night against Minnesota which means very little to us. What does matter, however, was the intermission when Greg from Lemont was a 'Shoot The Puck' contestant. Hawks sideline reporter Sarah Kustok chatted with Greg after he missed his shots and things seemed to be going especially well for Greg last night. He was likely a few beers deep and decided to pull a Joe Namath and tell Sarah something very personal. JUMP!

Jan 13, 2012Features
This Arkansas Basketball Coach Might Have Some Meth Issues [Cuff ‘Em]

This Arkansas Basketball Coach Might Have Some Meth Issues [Cuff ‘Em]

Via News 11 (Little Rock): Officers arrested the Physical Education teacher and Assistant Girl's Basketball Coach at Maumelle High School, just after she left campus Thursday morning. "We had gotten tips from people at the school that they believed she was doing drugs on campus," said Lt. Jim Hansard with Maumelle Police. Woah, woah, woah. Don't jump to conclusions, Jimbo. What makes you think Brit is a meth head? The eyes? The caved in face? Cops, sheesh.

Jan 13, 2012Football
Goddammit, Make It Stop! [Morning Twitpic]

Goddammit, Make It Stop! [Morning Twitpic]

That would be the Ortega United Methodist Church in Jacksonville, FL in case you want to stop in for a lesson. In other Tebow news, the Denver Post keeps digging for garbage that Tebow freaks will read such as Jockeys' Facebook following grew 2,000 percent after signing Baby Jesus. Also, jockey.com last month set a new one-day sales record via some Tebow promotion. Guess who is going to make serious money this weekend? 49ers bettor. Line is up to +4. Let's get rolling!

Jan 12, 2012Football
Ochocinco Left IHOP Waitress $20 Tip This Afternoon [PHOTO]

Ochocinco Left IHOP Waitress $20 Tip This Afternoon [PHOTO]

For those who haven't been following Ochocinco's Twitter feed the last couple days, he's been talking about his tipping habits at restaurants. Dude says he matches the tip to whatever the bill was and showed his bill at IHOP today as an example. Says 85: People always tip based on the service never taking into consideration the many idiots, assholes etc. that may have pissed the server off. As for fine dining, Ocho says that consists of Red Lobster. (@ochocinco)

Jan 12, 2012
Drunken Wade Boggs Singing Garth Brooks’ Cover In Key Largo [VIDEO]

Drunken Wade Boggs Singing Garth Brooks’ Cover In Key Largo [VIDEO]

Our fascination with Drunken Wade Boggs cannot possibly be satisfied with just yesterday's story of how Wade crashed a Mexican wedding and was hitting on a married pregnant woman. So we went searching for more Drunken Wade Boggs. Eventually BC editors dug up this night at Snappers in Key Largo when Wade takes the stage to cover the Garth Brooks classic 'Friends in Low Places.' Wait until you hear the crowd's reaction to this drunken debauchery. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012Soccer
Report: Shakira Engaged To Barcelona’s Gerard Piqué [PHOTOS]

Report: Shakira Engaged To Barcelona’s Gerard Piqué [PHOTOS]

We've got another hot soccer WAG for you and you probably already know her. She's pop star Shakira. You know, the chick with the ass not named J Lo . Unfortunately for you, she's getting hitched to F.C. Barcelona defenseman Gerard Pique . Somehow, their relationship floated largely under the radar, but no more! Here are the details and a nice little gallery of Pique's future wife just for you. Check it!

Jan 12, 2012Football
Here’s Scott Van Pelt’s Wedding Registry?

Here’s Scott Van Pelt’s Wedding Registry?

Scott Van Pelt referenced something during his show today that shocked us, didn't sound right and then the cable went out. Did he actually say something about his "wife?" One thing led to another and a Scott Van Pelt wedding registry was on our desktop. It seems the Internet's hero managed to get married in October without a peep from us bloggers. How is that even possible? Not sure, but we can now look at what Scott and Stephanie didn't get for wedding gifts. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012Girls
Cheerleader Of The Week: Alabama Crimson Cabaret’s Hart [PHOTOS]

Cheerleader Of The Week: Alabama Crimson Cabaret’s Hart [PHOTOS]

The football season might be over but that just means that our guy, Asher, in charge of the Cheerleader of the Week turns his attention to basketball. As many of you know, the bigger NCAA schools have football cheerleaders, a separate basketball cheerleading unit and then a basketball dance team. Asher, ever the sleuth, has infiltrated the Alabama Crimson Cabaret to introduce you guys to Hart. Nope, not giving you freaks her last name. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012Features
Puffer The Kids Book, Hue Jackson Pedi & Rick Perry Guns [Daily WTF]

Puffer The Kids Book, Hue Jackson Pedi & Rick Perry Guns [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 12, 2012Football
20 Best NSFW Tim Tebow & ESPN Tebow Hour Hate Tweets

20 Best NSFW Tim Tebow & ESPN Tebow Hour Hate Tweets

Um, that ESPN Tebow Hour that went down today didn't exactly go over well with the unemployed and second-shifters who happened to be watching. The anger on Twitter centered on the need for ESPN to "suck tha d*ck" of Tebow more than they already do on an hourly basis. The Twitter grammar was bad, the anger was real and regular folks unloaded on yet more Tebow lust from the WWL. Kudos to those tweets that used 140 characters to catch our attention. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012Basketball
J.R. Smith’s Sister & Girlfriend Beefing With Basketball Fans In China [PHOTOS]

J.R. Smith’s Sister & Girlfriend Beefing With Basketball Fans In China [PHOTOS]

First of all, good luck to J.R. Smith's sister when she disappears in China & ends up handcuffed to a Nike factory chair where she'll be making Jordan Concords with just her left hand for 17¢/ day. What's this all about? Smith, a six-year NBA vet, went to China to play ball this year because there is massive cash to be made. He took his sister & girlfriend along for the adventure. Then last night sh*t hit the fan. His sister threw a bottle on the court and started brawling. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012Basketball
Last Night’s NY H.S. Girls Basketball Brawl Highlighted By Dude Working Mic [VIDEO]

Last Night’s NY H.S. Girls Basketball Brawl Highlighted By Dude Working Mic [VIDEO]

Look, we're not publishing this blog post to show you the high school girls' basketball fight last night in Kingston, New York. Some black chicks decide to start brawling while the white girls on the teams try to find a rock to hide behind. A few black parents come out of the stands and it's on. Fists start flying and aggressions flow over. But it's the P.A. announcer who steals the show in our minds. This white guy, obviously not used to calling street brawls, gets all white. JUMP!

Jan 12, 2012NFL
Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Wanted: Tennessee Titans Fan Being Hunted By F.B.I. [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the F.B.I. Knoxville bureau: Today, the Knoxville Division of the FBI launched an electronic billboard campaign seeking the public’s assistance to help identify a serial bank robber active in East Tennessee. The individual is suspected of robbing of at least three banks in Tennessee. He is possibly in his 30s and has been wearing a baseball cap during each of the robberies. We're thinking former college footballer, possibly o-lineman. Nail him: mail@bustedcoverage.com