What, you didn't expect a random tweet this afternoon from Hunter Pence about Pat Sajak's sense of humor? Same here. Maybe this all has something to do with Sajak telling a media outlet that he's been hammered while hosting Wheel of Fortune multiple times. Or not. All Pence would add to his comment is to watch the interview. What interview? No idea, but the real news here is that this reinforces our desire to get drunk one of these days with Sajak. (@HunterPence3)
Did you buy a house in 2006 at the top of the housing bubble? You still living in that house? You paying on a house that's $3mm underwater? Would you blame Santana Moss if he quit paying on his house near Ft. Lauderdale? Not us. Dude has to be careful with his cash. Losing that house doesn't mean much. But, it's another thing that the IRS wants money Moss seems to owe them. A double whammy for a dude who got a $5mm signing bonus last summer. JUMP!
Yep, the turdballs from God Hates Fags / Westboro church, kept their word and protested this afternoon outside the Joe Paterno memorial that is starting right now. Says Margie Phelps: Gettin' it done!
#JoePaInHell Many, MANY guilty parties on the ground today,responsible for #PennRape mess. #Mourn4Sin. And added: Is @ESPN_Colin one of the lying media who covers for raping coaches? Sports broadcasters get rich while they cover great sin. React accordingly.
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
We didn't really expect to hear this week that Wes Welker would get engaged to his Hooters bikini girlfriend Anna Burns this week. The Boston Herald says Welker popped the question, one thing led to another and Ms. Burns will soon marry into the NFL money motherlode. It's believed that the two might have been engaged around Christmas but were able to keep it quiet. Timing doesn't matter. Cat is out of the bag. So you want to see more of Burns, right? JUMP!
And here you wife/girlfriend thought this would be a weekend without football. Guys, we have the Lingerie Football League playoffs this Saturday from Citizens Bank Business Arena in Ontario, California. The winners move on to Las Vegas for the Lingerie Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday. Philly has the LFL's best offense (4 gms: 206 pts) while only giving up 30, making them the odds-on favorite to redeem themselves after last year's Lingerie Bowl loss. JUMP!
If you've already seen this one and plan to write us an email, "Dude...that one is so old. Saw that like weeks ago," save it. Could care less what you saw three weeks ago. It's the first time we've seen West Virginia unloading on a stadium cop at the Orange Bowl. And our asses haven't taken a full day off the Internet in like 7 months. Anyway, here's Train doing some Aerosmith during halftime when drunk WVU guy starts swinging. JUMP!
Via: According to police spokesman Bruce Frazier, the man exposed himself to a female shopper at the Wal-Mart store on Shugart Road in the northwest Georgia town on Thursday. “The female shopper was in the area of the shoe department when the suspect got her attention and exposed himself to her,” Frazier said. If the Internet can figure out who the Bama Teabagger was, this one shouldn't take much effort. Spread the word. Have a tip in this case? email@example.com
• Craziest baseball all-star HR derby idea - EVER! • Recommend karate chick: 21 Sexiest Aussie Athletes • Brett Celek in crash this morning; driver gets DUI • Bob Knight mascot bombed last night at Maryland • Nina Agdal: Can she pull off 65 lingerie pics? • Lauren Budd vs. Lingerie: MGM sets line at Budd -120 • Minka Kelly in a white tank because we miss her so much • Aborted Fetuses Might Be In Your Food!
Yes, we continue to be intrigued by soft drink/beer displays. Why? Because this will be the next great competition on the Food Network. Contestants will be given 2 hours to build kick ass beer displays. It's coming. Baby Jesus won't be playing at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Instead, you'll get a Tony Romo-Tiger Woods pairing. And how about this lede from the Free Press: Miguel Cabrera said he was moving back to third base to make room for Prince Fielder. Let's get rolling!
Here's what we know about the NBA career of Greg Oden - it's over. Face it, the guy is never playing again. But, we're still left with a guy who can take a random moment with a chick wearing nipple stickers and turn it into Internet gold. The short chick is named Teyana Taylor. Black dudes in the Harlem 'hood know who she is. We're really white so she's about as important to us as Elisabeth Hasselbeck is to a black dude. Anyway, this is what Teyana uploaded to Twitter. JUMP!
The big news flying around the Internet tonight centers around the women's basketball game at Central Michigan who is facing Ohio. Of course we only care about this because of the oddity. It's not like women's basketball players throw down that often, especially in the MAC. Boots on the ground say there were punches thrown, coaches on the floor and even ejections. (Um, someone get us the name of that blonde ref, NOW!) JUMP!
• Apparently Miley Cyrus loves her some penis • Brandi Glanville is a hot 39-year-old • Kate Beckinsale looking sexy at Madrid premiere • Miranda Kerr may be the best Wonder Woman yet • Imogen Bailey is fighting the power • The sexy Dutch Playmate Zimra Geurts is amazing • Kim Cloutier: She loves skimpy lingerie • Lorraine Van Wyk makes South Africa proud
Look closely. Those are tiny needles in Jerry Glanville's arm today at Senior Bowl practice in Mobile. What is the former NFL coach doing watching potential NFL draft picks? He works for the United Football League and needs to be ready to pick up the scraps in late April. Why is he having needles stuck into his arm at a football stadium? Because he knows it'll get him exposure? Missed his treatment this morning? JUMP!
NFL cheerleaders make somewhere between $50-$75 per game. No pay for practice. So, as you can imagine, a paid trip to Hawaii for the 2012 Pro Bowl is a decent reward for a cheerleaders hard work. What's a week in Hawaii cost these days? $6,000? Airfare alone from Baltimore runs around $1,000. And just think, these ladies get to jersey chase this week with the possibility of landing an NFL meal ticket. Total score for these chicks. JUMP!
And here we were all set for the Westboro Church, God Hates Fags, crew to unveil their signs at Joe Paterno's funeral today. The Internet will have to wait, according to Fred Phelps Jr. "Everybody waiting for WBC. Think Thursday. Think public memorial service." Hmm, strange choice, but it seems the GHFers are going for the bigger audience over Paterno's actual funeral. Big question at our office is if they'll have a special, limited edition Jerry Sandusky sign. Stay tuned.
We're told by @JJMandros that this is from last night's Desert Mountain vs. Chaparral (Arizona) basketball game where DM beat its rival and rush the court for an impromptu #Tebowing. First rush the court #Tebowing in high school basketball history? Seems to be unless one of you sends in proof of another: firstname.lastname@example.org. And here we figured the craze would die out when Baby Jesus went back to building hospitals in the Phillippines. Nope.
If you like grizzly injuries, then we've got a treat for you! Washington Capitals forward Matt Hendricks suffered one of the most disgusting ear injuries we've ever seen after catching a bouncing Alex Ovechkin shot in the side of his head. The shot split Hendricks' ear nearly in half. Of course, he just got some stitches and was back on the ice the next day. Here's the story and the disgusting photo. Check it!
It's very rare to find a tennis player these days that causes us to stop and take notice. Sure, Kournikova did her thing and Sharapova goes about her business. We think BC has found the next great one that'll dominate the Internet for the next few years. Her name is Julia Goerges. She's German. 23. Chesty. Looks insane in a dress and has two WTA victories. Kournikova had...0. If Julia isn't in bikini shoots by August we'll be absolutely shocked. JUMP!