At this point it's going to take live white tigers eating raw meat in a Pepsi Super Bowl display to shock us. Just when it seemed the bar had risen to an unbeatable level, some Pepsi/Frito Lay guys decided to drive a full-size truck into an Albertsons for display purposes. And we really mean they drove it into the store. Right through the front door. JUMP!
Are you guys looking to pay off a credit card bill? Keep the lights turned on? Need a 100-inch LCD TV? Pay off a divorce lawyer bill? DORITOS is back for the 2012 Super Bowl and needs you to help pick one of the two fan-made finalist ads that will air during the Super Bowl. Don't worry, DORITOS has something for you, too. For every 100,000 votes, somebody is going to win $10,000, up to a maximum of $100,000. VOTE NOW and enter for a chance to win some cash! JUMP!
Via: Police received a call that an "inflatable Patriots guy" was stolen from a Derby Street lawn. The caller said an unknown person took a three-foot inflatable player valued at $75 from the front of the home. Police said there were no suspects. This is why we always warn people to put their address on the shin of inflatable Patriots guys. You think a thief will put that in his front yard? No way. Gonna drive right by your house. Lesson learned.
• WTF? Married women would bang Eli, not Brady • Last night's crazy ass X Games snowmobile accident • Dude, Impressive: NC State's full-court buzzer beater • A University of Delaware cheerleader named Samara • Hottest Venezuelan You'll See All Day: Gaby! • America's 10 Trashiest Spring Break Destinations • Helena Christensen is 43 & still very plow-able • Breaking down Super Bowl anthem prop bets
The NFL logo image is from last year's Super Bowl, but it paints a very clear picture as to what not to do with your display. The 'F' is a mess. That is why Goodell doesn't want you using his logo. Screw up the 'F' & your display looks terrible. Clean it up, Krogers. Do you like multiple orgasms with your tennis rally? Check out the Aussie Open womens' final. Also, the Pacers have paid for a new H.S. backboard after their mascot destroyed the old one. Let's get rolling!
We'll have more on this tomorrow, but quickly, NHL All-Star Draft viewers are unloading on Alyonka Larionov who is getting her big TV break as a social media sideline reporter tonight. Her dad is Igor, the famous Russian who had huge success in the NHL with Detroit. Alyonka, once the arm candy of Alex Ovechkin, has been working her way up the hockey media landscape & viewers aren't digging the rookie. Twitter isn't being very nice. JUMP!
Our ex-wife, Adriana Lima, was in St. Barts today taking part in multiple bikini photoshoots that you'll probably be seeing soon in a Victoria's Secret magazine or some other catalog. Honeybuns seems to be all the way back after pumping out a kid with her former NBA d-bag husband Marko Jaric. It still pains us that he enjoys sex with this Brazilian beauty. We figure the payback is that he is now a loser mooching off his wife's bikini modeling skills. Photos - JUMP!
• Georgia Salpa: Dropping massive cleavage • Porn star Jesse Jane parties at AVN Awards • Olivia Wilde is looking pretty busty now-a-days • Adriana Lima's hot supermodel bikini body • Kirsten Dunst & Lizzy Caplan are very close • Helena Christensen: Looking mighty fine • Analu Campos rocks the lingerie perfectly • Kate Hughes has some amazing candids
Thanks to the guys at Baseball Nation for tipping us off to the webcam at the new Marlins Ballpark that is showing the construction of that super gay, super crazy home run feature the team promised fans. Yes, that thing will go off after a Marlins dong. Seriously. Fish will fly and lights will blink. NY might have its stupid apple. Milwaukee might have that mascot sliding into a fake pool of water. But nobody in the MLB can compete with this massive 'thing.' PHOTOS - JUMP!
What, you didn't expect a random tweet this afternoon from Hunter Pence about Pat Sajak's sense of humor? Same here. Maybe this all has something to do with Sajak telling a media outlet that he's been hammered while hosting Wheel of Fortune multiple times. Or not. All Pence would add to his comment is to watch the interview. What interview? No idea, but the real news here is that this reinforces our desire to get drunk one of these days with Sajak. (@HunterPence3)
Did you buy a house in 2006 at the top of the housing bubble? You still living in that house? You paying on a house that's $3mm underwater? Would you blame Santana Moss if he quit paying on his house near Ft. Lauderdale? Not us. Dude has to be careful with his cash. Losing that house doesn't mean much. But, it's another thing that the IRS wants money Moss seems to owe them. A double whammy for a dude who got a $5mm signing bonus last summer. JUMP!
Yep, the turdballs from God Hates Fags / Westboro church, kept their word and protested this afternoon outside the Joe Paterno memorial that is starting right now. Says Margie Phelps: Gettin' it done!
#JoePaInHell Many, MANY guilty parties on the ground today,responsible for #PennRape mess. #Mourn4Sin. And added: Is @ESPN_Colin one of the lying media who covers for raping coaches? Sports broadcasters get rich while they cover great sin. React accordingly.
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
We didn't really expect to hear this week that Wes Welker would get engaged to his Hooters bikini girlfriend Anna Burns this week. The Boston Herald says Welker popped the question, one thing led to another and Ms. Burns will soon marry into the NFL money motherlode. It's believed that the two might have been engaged around Christmas but were able to keep it quiet. Timing doesn't matter. Cat is out of the bag. So you want to see more of Burns, right? JUMP!
And here you wife/girlfriend thought this would be a weekend without football. Guys, we have the Lingerie Football League playoffs this Saturday from Citizens Bank Business Arena in Ontario, California. The winners move on to Las Vegas for the Lingerie Bowl on Super Bowl Sunday. Philly has the LFL's best offense (4 gms: 206 pts) while only giving up 30, making them the odds-on favorite to redeem themselves after last year's Lingerie Bowl loss. JUMP!
If you've already seen this one and plan to write us an email, "Dude...that one is so old. Saw that like weeks ago," save it. Could care less what you saw three weeks ago. It's the first time we've seen West Virginia unloading on a stadium cop at the Orange Bowl. And our asses haven't taken a full day off the Internet in like 7 months. Anyway, here's Train doing some Aerosmith during halftime when drunk WVU guy starts swinging. JUMP!