2012 January - page 3
Jan 25, 2012Football
God Hates Fags Crew Plans Paterno Memorial Service Protest

God Hates Fags Crew Plans Paterno Memorial Service Protest

And here we were all set for the Westboro Church, God Hates Fags, crew to unveil their signs at Joe Paterno's funeral today. The Internet will have to wait, according to Fred Phelps Jr. "Everybody waiting for WBC. Think Thursday. Think public memorial service." Hmm, strange choice, but it seems the GHFers are going for the bigger audience over Paterno's actual funeral. Big question at our office is if they'll have a special, limited edition Jerry Sandusky sign. Stay tuned.

Jan 25, 2012Other Sports
#Tebowing Now Part Of High School Basketball Rush The Court Celebrations

#Tebowing Now Part Of High School Basketball Rush The Court Celebrations

We're told by @JJMandros that this is from last night's Desert Mountain vs. Chaparral (Arizona) basketball game where DM beat its rival and rush the court for an impromptu #Tebowing. First rush the court #Tebowing in high school basketball history? Seems to be unless one of you sends in proof of another: mail@bustedcoverage.com. And here we figured the craze would die out when Baby Jesus went back to building hospitals in the Phillippines. Nope.

Jan 25, 2012Other Sports
Capitals’ Matt Hendricks Sliced Ear Might Make You Puke [PHOTOS]

Capitals’ Matt Hendricks Sliced Ear Might Make You Puke [PHOTOS]

If you like grizzly injuries, then we've got a treat for you! Washington Capitals forward Matt Hendricks suffered one of the most disgusting ear injuries we've ever seen after catching a bouncing Alex Ovechkin shot in the side of his head. The shot split Hendricks' ear nearly in half. Of course, he just got some stitches and was back on the ice the next day. Here's the story and the disgusting photo. Check it!

Jan 25, 2012Tennis
Tennis Player Julia Goerges Deserves Your Attention [PHOTOS]

Tennis Player Julia Goerges Deserves Your Attention [PHOTOS]

It's very rare to find a tennis player these days that causes us to stop and take notice. Sure, Kournikova did her thing and Sharapova goes about her business. We think BC has found the next great one that'll dominate the Internet for the next few years. Her name is Julia Goerges. She's German. 23. Chesty. Looks insane in a dress and has two WTA victories. Kournikova had...0. If Julia isn't in bikini shoots by August we'll be absolutely shocked. JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012Golf
Luke Donald Playing Out Of World’s Largest Bunker [PHOTOS]

Luke Donald Playing Out Of World’s Largest Bunker [PHOTOS]

Craziest bunker on the PGA Tour? Has to be Abu Dhabi where Luke Donald was today playing out of this monster. No Photoshop used. Of course this isn't a real golf course, bro-seph. It's really the desert just outside Abu Dhabi (UAE). Donald just happens to be in town for a photoshoot that was scheduled for the world's largest bunker. JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012Features
Real Safe Pick Up, Extra Large Croc & Beer Kid’s Meal [Daily WTF]

Real Safe Pick Up, Extra Large Croc & Beer Kid’s Meal [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 25, 2012Other Sports
Alex Rodriguez Flips NYC Penthouse, Banks ‘Significant’ Profit [PHOTOS]

Alex Rodriguez Flips NYC Penthouse, Banks ‘Significant’ Profit [PHOTOS]

Call him a jerkoff all you want. If there's one thing that's becoming apparent with the wallet of ARod, it's that the dude doesn't plan on going broke anytime soon. What's he been up to this offseason, besides pumping iron with WWE Diva Torrie Wilson? Oh, just flipping his NYC Riverside Drive penthouse for a healthy profit. Numbers weren't disclosed (until tax records are filed) but figure he didn't take less than $7.5mm This guy is going to be wiping his ass with $100 bills for years! JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012Other Sports
Curtis Leskanic DUI Video: F*ck You, F*ck You, I Pay Taxes, F*ck You

Curtis Leskanic DUI Video: F*ck You, F*ck You, I Pay Taxes, F*ck You

Former MLBer Curtis Leskanic was arrested in September 2011 on DUI charges and had his 14 or so hours of play on the blogs and news outlets. Now, thanks to those pesky Florida journalists, we have the police dash cam from that night in Orlando. This isn't your ordinary 1 hour video. Leskanic puts on a show for us. From the minute the cops walk up to his truck, Curtis in on. But the real gut-busting LOL moments come when he gets in the cruiser. JUMP!

Jan 25, 2012Football
Syracuse QB Arrested For Stealing $44 Bottle Of Breakline From Hollister [Cuff ‘Em]

Syracuse QB Arrested For Stealing $44 Bottle Of Breakline From Hollister [Cuff ‘Em]

Via: Syracuse University backup quarterback Terrel Hunt was taken into custody Tuesday after police say he stole an item from the Hollister store at Carousel Mall. Police say Hunt took a $44 bottle of Breakline fragrance from the store, concealing it in a shopping bag before exiting. Seems like a logical reason to risk your scholarship. What this tells us is that the booster program at Syracuse really sucks. Can't call a booster for a $44 fragrance? Enjoy your 6-6 seasons, boys.

Jan 25, 2012Other Sports
Internet’s Very First Tebowing Snow Sculpture [Morning Twitpic]

Internet’s Very First Tebowing Snow Sculpture [Morning Twitpic]

They're even using Tebowing snow sculptures on the slopes to get some damn snow. Smart move, but does Mother Nature really care about some option-read QB from the Broncos? If you care & are a degenerate: the Pro Bowl OVER/UNDER is up to 73. In Prince Fielder news, SI's Andy Gray unearthed this gem of the Tigers new $200mm man as a chubby kid throwing the ball with Alan Trammell. Dude will make $65,000 every single day for next 9 years. Let's get rolling!

Jan 24, 2012Football
NBC10’s LuAnn Cahn Live Twitpics Joe Paterno’s Viewing  [PHOTO]

NBC10’s LuAnn Cahn Live Twitpics Joe Paterno’s Viewing [PHOTO]

Is it distasteful for someone to take a photo of the Joe Paterno casket today before the viewing took place at the Penn State campus spiritual center? One last collector's photo? Well, NBC10 Philly reporter LuAnn Cahn did her best to live tweet today's viewing. Is this sad? Cahn just doing her job? Seems pretty tacky to us, but who are we to tell LuAnn Cahn what dead person viewing she can tweet about. JUMP!

Jan 24, 2012Football
Extreme Super Bowl XLVI Ticket Prices: $617k For Suite!

Extreme Super Bowl XLVI Ticket Prices: $617k For Suite!

As you'd expect, Super Bowl tickets are pretty expensive, despite a matchup no one not on the east coast gives two craps about. The average price to see the New York Giants play the New England Patriots is upwards of $4,000 on tickets that have a face value of $800 to $1,200. Oh, and if you want a suite, well... you better have money to burn. Suites are going for more than $500,000. We've got all the idiotic numbers for you here. Check it.

Jan 24, 2012Football
Ladies Love Rob Gronkowski: A (Growing) Photo Collection

Ladies Love Rob Gronkowski: A (Growing) Photo Collection

Is there a chick on this planet that can possibly resist the urge of The Gronkowski? The spike. The chiseled jaw line. The 2% body fat. The abs. The gun shows. The NFL tight end records. The Ivan Drago hair. In a matter of five months, Rob Gronkowski has gone from an unknown, to a chick's dream come true. We've searched out these ladies and their Internet shrapnel. These photos represent trophy deer moments to these ladies. JUMP!

Jan 24, 2012wags
Paige Brendel Is Blue Jays’ 3B Brett Lawrie’s New Girlfriend [PHOTOS]

Paige Brendel Is Blue Jays’ 3B Brett Lawrie’s New Girlfriend [PHOTOS]

Who is Paige Brendel? She's the new blonde girlfriend of Toronto Blue Jays 3B Brett Lawrie. What the hell is the big deal with Ms. Brendel? Well, she's a former college soccer player, is an Arizona State broadcast journalism major and cheerleader (still efforting if she's an ASU cheerleader). Why does all this matter? Because Lawrie was engaged in the fall, got disengaged from this chick & is now having tattoos removed. DRAMA! JUMP!

Jan 24, 2012Features
Moose Punch, Weathermen Getting Funky & iPod Don’t Touch [Daily WTF]

Moose Punch, Weathermen Getting Funky & iPod Don’t Touch [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 24, 2012Football
Joe Paterno Memorial Service Tickets On eBay Hit $99,000; Yanked

Joe Paterno Memorial Service Tickets On eBay Hit $99,000; Yanked

Would an eBay member (mollyswimmom) with top-rated seller status post fraudulent Joe Paterno memorial service tickets on the auction site? Nope. Would jokers highjack the auction to the point where it would need to be yanked by eBay? Yes. We know tickets to Thursday's public service at the Bryce Jordan Center are in huge demand. $100k for two, demand? Doubtful. Jump!

Jan 24, 2012Other Sports
Sammy Sosa Taking White Face To Next Level [PHOTOS]

Sammy Sosa Taking White Face To Next Level [PHOTOS]

Sammy Sosa's bukkake face is back in the news down in Columbia. Why? It has something to do with baseball, a key to the city, blah, blah, blah. The real news is that some newspaper photographer snapped a shot of Sammy, the paper ran it and his face is the same shade of cream as the shirt he's wearing. Put that guy's face on bright white newsprint & he'd look whiter than Casper. This skin condition is officially out of control. JUMP!

Jan 24, 2012
Patriots Forklift Driver Guy Plowing This Pole On Live TV [VIDEO]

Patriots Forklift Driver Guy Plowing This Pole On Live TV [VIDEO]

You know what makes local TV sports much more enjoyable? Forklift drivers plowing light poles outside Gillette Stadium. Of course local TV sports is useless. Homerville. But there were people still watching Fox 25 live yesterday when Stevie Wonder gave us a Top 5 video of 2012 contender. Can't make up this stuff. Patriots fan is so focused on Indianapolis in February that small things like light poles can't derail their Lombardi ambitions. JUMP!

Jan 24, 2012Features
This Ravens Fan Throws Patriots Fan Through That Window In Virgina [Cuff ‘Em]

This Ravens Fan Throws Patriots Fan Through That Window In Virgina [Cuff ‘Em]

Want to know how Patriots fan & Ravens fan settle their differences - in Virginia - at 2 a.m. the morning after Billy Cundiff shanked the game-tying field goal? Ravens fan throws Patriots fan through a window. F-ing Billy Mullins. Look at this guy. You think he takes sh*t off some punk ass Patriots fan? Hell no he doesn't. Dude is from Tennessee. Police say Billy and his homeboys exacted a little revenge and now he has a felony on his head. JUMP!

Jan 24, 2012Football
Rob Gronkowski Pitching A Tent For These Bikini Chicks [Morning Twitpic]

Rob Gronkowski Pitching A Tent For These Bikini Chicks [Morning Twitpic]

Some douche named @PaulJacob19 sent this shot - first to TMZ - to damn near everyone he could think of on Twitter late last week. Listen, at this point, someone send us a shot of Gronk with chicks and NOT grizzed up. Just look at this machine pitching a tent at some red cup pool party. As for BC today, we took the red eye out of Vegas and are now back to the HQ. As for big names we rubbed elbows with over the weekend, Shane Victorino & Nina Hartley. Let's get rolling!

Jan 23, 2012Football
Terrell Suggs Calls Skip Bayless A Douchebag [Video]

Terrell Suggs Calls Skip Bayless A Douchebag [Video]

If people didn't know it before -- and let's face it, they should -- they know it now. ESPN personality Skip Bayless is a douchebag. Baltimore Ravens linebacker Terrell Suggs told America just that, live on ESPN's First Take today. While Bayless was doing his usual loud-talking, I'm-never-wrong act and needling Suggs about his team's loss to the New England Patriots, Suggs told Bayless not to be a douchebag. Here's the video.

Jan 23, 2012Football
50 Cent Wins $500,000 On Giants, Brags On Twitter [Photos]

50 Cent Wins $500,000 On Giants, Brags On Twitter [Photos]

Rapper and Queens native 50 Cent is rolling in it today. And by it, we mean $500,000. No he didn't make a new sub-par rap album (at least that we're aware of) or star in another crappy movie where he pretty much plays himself. No, 50 threw down a wager on the New York Giants in the NFC Championship game and came out on the winning end. Of course, he did the logical, classy thing by bragging about it on Twitter afterward. Check it!

Jan 23, 2012Golf
Bubba Watson Bought The General Lee [Photos]

Bubba Watson Bought The General Lee [Photos]

Golfer Bubba Watson, probably the most eccentric player on the PGA Tour, just got a little more so. Watson purchased Lee 1, the original General Lee, at the Barrett-Jackson auto auction over the weekend. He's now rolling around California in it. Watson picked up the fully-restored police-cruiser-jumping '69 Dodge Charger for what were essentially peanuts. Not a bad weekend for Bubba Watson.

Jan 23, 2012Girls
Kate Upton’s New 2012 Bikini Photos To Ease Ravens’ Fans Broken Heart

Kate Upton’s New 2012 Bikini Photos To Ease Ravens’ Fans Broken Heart

Imagine Ravens' fan sitting at work today playing that final drive over in his head 25-30 times. All Lee Evans has to do is hold the ball. All Billy Cundiff needs to do is hit the chip shot to send the game to overtime. Over and over in his head. But you guys need something to get over the pain. Something to change your focus. Something to forget Billy Cundiff's insane miss. We have the perfect remedy. New Kate Upton Beach Bunny bikini photos. Gentlemen, you need this. JUMP!

Jan 23, 2012Features
Bob Kraft Kissing Drew Bledsoe, 49ers Sideline Creeper & Corpse Bride [Daily WTF]

Bob Kraft Kissing Drew Bledsoe, 49ers Sideline Creeper & Corpse Bride [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Jan 23, 2012
49ers Fans Fighting In San Jose Streets After Last Night’s OT Loss [VIDEO]

49ers Fans Fighting In San Jose Streets After Last Night’s OT Loss [VIDEO]

Yes, you're going to have a hard time making out the morons in this video who are beating the sh*t out of some guys in the streets of San Jose after last night's Giants-49ers game. But those blurry faces are wearing 49ers jerseys and are pretty much destroying a couple of homeboys. The reasoning? We figure it has something to do with Kyle Williams fumbling away the 49ers sixth Super Bowl trip. Um, someone's going to wake up today with a headache. JUMP!

Jan 23, 2012Features
Colorado Rockies Cap Robbery Guy Casually Pops This Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Colorado Rockies Cap Robbery Guy Casually Pops This Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via CBS 4 Denver: The robbery happened at a Bank of the West near Interstate 25 and County Line. The Arapahoe County sheriff says the man walked into the bank, passed a note to a teller and demanded money. The clerk handed over some cash and the man ran away. The suspect is said to be a white man, about 40 to 50 years old. Still waiting to hear from the FBI on what name is on that jacket. Could Rockies guy just be trying to throw off the fuzz? Is he that smart?

Jan 23, 2012Football
Billy Cundiff’s Hand Conducts Post-Game Interview [Morning Twitpic]

Billy Cundiff’s Hand Conducts Post-Game Interview [Morning Twitpic]

Yes, we're late. Still out here in Vegas soaking in AFC/NFC Championship weekend. Sat at Red Rock Casino as Billy shanked that game-tying field goal. The sportsbook, standing-room only, went berserk as Patriots moneyline guy cashed his winner. We had the Pats -7 (loser), Giants +2, the Giants-49ers OVER (loser) & Giants to score first (loser). Thankfully enough money was on the Giants to break even but enjoy one helluva day at the sportsbook. Let's get rolling!

Jan 22, 2012NFL
Vernon Davis Jumped On A Camera Stand In Celebration [PHOTOS]

Vernon Davis Jumped On A Camera Stand In Celebration [PHOTOS]

Jay Glazer explained to us how the New York Giants handwarmer bags were filled with Shamwows to keep their hands warm in these cold conditions against the San Francisco 49ers for the NFC Championship. The NFC showed up the AFC today where they brought Kristin Chenoweth who killed the National Anthem. Vernon Davis also got on top of the camera stand for a celebration. JUMP!