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  • 19 NSFW Aaron Rodgers & State Farm Insurance Hate Tweets

    19 NSFW Aaron Rodgers & State Farm Insurance Hate Tweets

    It was a worst-case scenario for State Farm Insurance last night on national television. How many times did the State Farm commercial featuring Aaron Rodgers run? 10? 14? So that, combined with America's jealousy towards Rodgers, made for some serious NSFW action on Twitter last night for a lily white guy who isn't used to receiving the f-bomb treatment. Our editors scoped out 19 favorites and serve them up for you haters. JUMP!

  • Bro, Did You See The Greatest Lacrosse KO Fight Video Of 2012?

    Bro, Did You See The Greatest Lacrosse KO Fight Video Of 2012?

    So the bros on the Internet went nuts this weekend over videos from the Philadelphia-Rochester line brawls during the National Lacrosse League's opener. What did we learn from these lacrosse fights? They're much more dangerous than hockey fights and you'd be arrested if this took place 30 feet away in the stands. But, this is sport and lacrosse needs fighting to put people in the seats. Watch Philly bro absolutely unload on Rochester bro - JUMP!

  • Saints Fan Shoots 49ers Fans At Applebees Because They Were Cheering [Cuff 'Em]

    Saints Fan Shoots 49ers Fans At Applebees Because They Were Cheering [Cuff 'Em]

    Imagine you & a buddy head over to Applebees to get the 2 for $20, watch some football & pound some 23 oz. beers. You just happen to be 49ers fans living in the Atlanta area. Then, imagine a convicted felon just happens to be at Applebees & is a Saints fan. It just happens to be the day when the Saints & 49ers are facing off in the NFL Divisional round. The 49ers score, you cheer & Saints fan tells you he's going to shut your ass up for good. What happens next? Gunshots. JUMP!

  • Miss America Hitting On Aaron Rodgers & Valentine’s Day Lingerie Action [Daily Dump]
  • Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

    Black Guys Always Making Fun Of Our Short, White Cox [Morning Twitpic]

    This is not a Photoshop job. It's really three basketball players from Ole Miss in perfect positioning this weekend. One thing led to another and the blogosphere lost its shit over this because 93% of us are white & are always feeling inferior to black dudes in the dong market. Here's the Ole Miss roster. As for the NFL, the GMen are getting +2.5. Our best bet is N.E. -7.5. T.J. Yates had opportunities. Tom Brady won't throw the INTs. Let's get rolling!

  • Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

    Jon Heder’s Frozen Ass At Packers-Giants Promoting Napoleon Dynamite [PHOTOS]

    We are introducing the Aaron Rodgers' face. This is what happens when you miss a wide open receiver and you are forced to settle for a field goal. It is a look of pure anger and frustration. Cheer up Aaron, the cast of Napoleon Dynamite was in the crowd to watch you in this playoff game. Of course FOX plugged this in for their new show that starts tonight. I doubt they give two shits about the Green Bay Packers or the New York Giants. JUMP!

  • Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

    Little Kid Gives The Camera The Middle Finger Salute [PHOTOS]

    Name these old farts at M&T Bank Stadium where the Baltimore Ravens took on the Houston Texans game. What the hell are kinda gloves are they wearing, what is that in your hand, and what the hell is kind of helmet is that? Also spotted in the crowd were two Texas cowboys in the crowd. I guess it's true, only steers and queers come from Texas.There was also a girl in the crowd with a mustache. JUMP!

  • Of Course We’d Still Give Lesley Visser The Bavarian Sausage [PHOTO]

    Of Course We’d Still Give Lesley Visser The Bavarian Sausage [PHOTO]

    You know what sucks for old(er) sideline reporters like Lesley Visser? Getting sent to Green Bay where she's working a Fox game. Yeah, so she'll get the post-game interview with Aaron Rodgers and that'll be that. We hadn't seen Lesley, 58, since her March Madness last year when something very strange was going on with her hair. Flash-forward to today's CBS pregame. Homegirl has the hair in order, the facelift is keeping her young. Love it, girl.

  • Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

    Tim Tebow Pouts On Sidelines During Patriots Game [PHOTOS]

    The Denver Broncos are getting pounded by the New England Patriots in Foxboro where Tim Tebow was pouting on the sidelines during the rout. Bill Belichick bundled up in his hoodie making him look like a Jedi warrior from Star Wars. It's going to take a miracle to even give Tim Tebow a chance to have "Tebow Time" where he can lead a comeback. I doubt this is easy to do when it's 26 degrees out. JUMP!

  • Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

    Douchebag 49er Fan Holding Defense Sign All Wrong [PHOTOS]

    Not only is the "D Fence" sign played out, it's not even being held right by this guy in the crowd. I'm pretty sure that is a necklace too with a backwards hat. Everything about this guy screams giant douchebag. Also seen in the crowd while the San Francisco 49ers took on the New Orleans Saints was a middle aged woman wearing a wrestling mask. Now that is dedication. JUMP!

  • Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

    Tennessee Player Has Worst Pornstache In Basketball [PHOTOS]

    Nice mustache Skylar MacBee. Do us all a favor and shave that horrendous facial hair off for the good of college basketball. The number 2 Kentucky Wildcats traveled to The Summitt to take on the Tennessee Volunteers. John Calipari got pissed off at one of his players, hot Tennessee cheerleaders, and a weird giant cardboard face all after the JUMP!

  • Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

    Porn Star Samantha Saint Is Naked Tebowing Superstar [PHOTOS]

    We didn't know who porn star Samantha Saint was yesterday, but we certainly do now. It's not because of her performing chops, although she was in Titterific 13. No, it's because she's a Denver Broncos/Tim Tebow fan. Unlike other porn stars who just want Tebow's virginity, Saint is actually a fan of the team and she's also the originator of naked Tebowing. If you don't know what we're talking about, you'll have to check out her Twitter account. Of course, we have a small sampling for you here. Check it!

  • Crazy 49ers Fan Gets ’49ers’ Tatted To His Inner Lip [PHOTO]

    Crazy 49ers Fan Gets ’49ers’ Tatted To His Inner Lip [PHOTO]

    Say hello to Big Nige. He claims to be a North Cali pimp & rapper and/or singer. We just met him on Twitter thanks to his adventure to a tattoo parlor yesterday where he got a 49ers inner lip tat. That's right, no faking from Big Nige. He's so hardcore it makes our white asses feel like curling up in the fetal position. Seriously, no tattoo artist is getting anywhere near our lip with that gun. Big Nige nutted up for the playoffs run. You've been warned, Saints fan. JUMP!

  • Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 142 [STREAMING VIDEO]

    Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 142 [STREAMING VIDEO]

    UFC 142 pre-show Fight Day Live is back on Saturday, January 14, at 6pm ET/ 3pm PT. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will guide you through the full fight card and all of the biggest news in the UFC. Top MMA journalists Brett Okamoto of ESPN and Larry Pepe of Pro MMA Radio will join HeavyMMA Editor Matt Brown on an expert roundtable that will analyze and break down the entire night's fighting action. UFC heavyweight Frank Mir will be live on set for a one on one interview as well as an inside look into Anthony Johnson's training camp. Click here to watch live!

  • New Mexico State Fan Arrested For Making Blowjob Gesture At Ref [Cuff 'Em]

    New Mexico State Fan Arrested For Making Blowjob Gesture At Ref [Cuff 'Em]

    Excuse us for not knowing the New Mexico State University men's basketball team has a super fan named James K. Killgore. That's what the Las Cruces newspaper is telling us this morning. It seems Kilgore got a little too superfan-y Thursday night during NMSU's game against Utah State. But this is a first. It seems Kilgore got into it with a ref. One thing led to another and, well, a blowjob gesture was made. JUMP!

  • Kate Upton Snacking On Lobster Tail & Witches Cast Spell On Tebow [Daily Dump]