This comes from Tuesday's LSU-Auburn basketball game which was won by the Tigers, 65-58. Thankfully Dari Nowkhah didn't pop out his nuts & slap them against 'Dylan's' face. Nope, won't be an investigation here. As for a Rob Lowe update, his kids are giving him sh*t over the Peyton Manning retirement Twitter fiasco. As for the Indy Star, editors there didn't even write a story on the story. They used a USA Today wire story. Good work. Let's get rolling!
About an hour ago on American Idol we had the chance to meet Charlotte Bobcats dancer Brittany Kerr and hear her audition with Joss Stone's Spoiled. Brittany's soulful voice, ripped jeans and exposed belly helped her land a coveted ticket to Hollywood and we instantly have a full-fledged sports angle to this season of Idol. Kerr, currently on the dance team, had a viewing party tonight & things went fairly well. Yes-no-yes. JUMP!
We've kinda stayed away from the story of Bama fan dropping his nuts on passed out LSU fan at the BCS Championship festivities because both sets of fans already seem to hate us and we like to visit SEC country without getting our asses whipped. But now the story has become a crime scene. The New Orleans Police Department is hunting themselves a Bama sexual predator and has this poster circulating to help bring justice to the Krystal's teabagging. JUMP!
Most of your celeb sites this week have been paying attention to Playboy Playmate Fracesca Frigo because she's obviously super hot, has a giant fake rack and is in a bikini while the rest of America freezes its ass off. But we dug deeper. Found a sports angle. Made Ms. Frigo relevant to you guys who like your women to have a sports angle. It seems Ms. August 2010 is a basketball fan and even owns a baseball hat of a certain NY team. JUMP!
Former Los Angeles Lakers center Kareem Abdul-Jabbar was named U.S. Cultural Ambassador by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, whom he towers over like he towers over most everyone else. Kareem looked somewhat befuddled when Clinton gave him a children's book after he gave her a Lakers jersey. Just another great moment in Kareem Abdul-Jabbar towering over short people. We've got a gallery. Check it!
• Molly Ringwald has no comment on Peyton Manning • Man strangles wife over Warren Sapp comment? • Nice Sign: Look at this douchebag at a Spurs game • Wayne Rooney's WAG bikini time in Florida! • Gina Carano OVERLOAD! 134 PHOTOS! • Kelly Brook in bra/panties/lingerie on Hump Day • Date Unknown: UAB Cheerleaders hit the beach • Couple tries to blow up car with flaming Tampons
Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant is a dumb thug, this we know. He got suspended at Oklahoma State and he's been dealing with unpaid loans since he's been in the pros. He's supposedly got plenty of talent, though. Too bad he didn't show it in 2011, a season where he caught 63 balls for 928 yards -- not bad, but certainly not as advertised. So what is Bryant doing this offseason? Fightin' Weezy in the club. Seriously. JUMP!
It's the tweet that sent bloggers & Twitter dorks into a frenzy 20 minutes ago. Rob Lowe, off the radar to most sports junkies, is now reporting that Peyton Manning's NFL career is over. How does he know such news? He has f*cking sources, baby! Lowe went on to tweet Rich Eisen asking him what he's hearing. Lowe then told his followers he hopes his sources are wrong. Can we all just say a little prayer that Lowe is right and scooped Schefter & Mort? Please. (via @RobLowe)
The big NFL news being floated today by ESPN and gobbled up by the Denver Post and the rest of the gobblers is that Baby Jesus played most of the 2nd half in Foxboro in severe pain. Chest bruises and torn rib cartilage. But Tim Tebow can't possibly be sidelined by such minor injuries. Oh, but he wouldn't have played this week if Denver beat the Patriots, says the Post. Things were so bad for BJ that he somehow muscled out a smile for goofy Pats kid. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
As the Alabama fans on Twitter like to say, Dre Kirkpatrick is a 'former BAMA player & student.' Way back like nine days ago he was a current BAMA football player whom ESPN has rated 8th overall on their 'Big Board.' Well, he was picked up in Florida this morning for pot possession. No biggie. The usual 20 grams of weed. But who was with him and also arrested for pot possession? Some dude who used to play for BAMA and now works for Under Armour. JUMP!
Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade celebrated his 30th birthday over the weekend in Miami. It was a star-studded event. In addition to Wade's teammates stopping by, celebrities like Common, TI and Usher were in the house. Kelly Rowland serenaded Wade with Happy Birthday. Oh, and dude got a new McLaren MP4-12C, which retails for about $230,000. All in all, we'd say it was a pretty good birthday. Check it!
• Kelly Brook's hot new lingerie pictures • Megan Fox and Lindsay Lohan compete for a role • Rihanna still enjoying Hawaii and smoking • Top 25: Hottest actresses under 25 • Gia Mantegna was a looker at the Golden Globes • Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe for GQ • Flippa Hamilton busts out the bikini for the spring • Tan line Tuesdays are quite amazing
In case you didn't notice this winter, Jonathon Papelbon has no use for his Boston brownstone. He signed a free-agent deal with Philly and must not plan on making Boston his permanent home because the 2,500 sq. ft. Beacon Street pad on the market. What do you get in this $3,100,000 deal? Location. Want to stumble home drunk after Red Sox games? This place is less than two miles from Fenway. Want that sweet rug? Paps will probably throw it into a deal. JUMP!
Pull yourself together, Double Chin. If anyone should be pissed that the Packers were knocked out in the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, it should be this guy who spent $250 on Packers stock so I'd be legitimately on the bandwagon. You...are just ridiculous thinking that those sparkles on your nails cost the Packers a trip to the NFC Championship. (If this is fake, this is the best acting job we've ever seen from a Packers chick.) JUMP!
In case you forgot or were passed out that day, BC told you that WWE Diva Kelly Kelly was dating Dallas Stars' defenseman Sheldon Souray. True, not the biggest of stories but you idiots seem to like wrestling - alot - so we have to tell you about Kelly's birthday party over the weekend where her narcissism was turned into a cake with her likeness. The good news for us, Souray and his bro Eric Nystrom tweeted about eating the boobs. JUMP!