Going through our normal post-Rose Bowl procedures, we came across news that doesn't come as a big shock to us. Oregon cheerleader Stephanie Essin, journalism major, wants to become the next great TV reporter/personality, which we assume means the next Erin Andrews. She's 20, has ambition, is modeling, has a great Twitter personality and just might be the next great sideline reporter to come out of Eugene. Her resume - JUMP!
Yes, Urban Meyer's first order of business as the Ohio State football coach was to ban his players from having Twitter accounts. Boom - over. Done. No need to say your Twitter account was hacked or be friends with drug dealers. No need to have social media accounts where bad sh*t happens on an hourly basis. And of course Desmond Howard baited his Michigan brethren into commenting. C'mon Desmond, can't you say anything bad about your former co-worker? JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Seriously, give us two good reasons anyone should have been at the Cardinals-Seahawks game on Sunday besides owning season tickets and drinking with buddies. The Red Zone Channel even refused to show the game until the worthwhile games were finished. Ahh, but there was action - in the stands. Meet Snaggletooth. She's hammered and with a girlfriend. She's also deep-throating a Mick Ultra bottle for some YouTuber. JUMP!
So our friends at TigerDroppings.com sent word last night that conspiracy theorists are trying to figure out if this Rose Bowl gambling ticket is legitimate. Would someone actually place $44k on a halftime bet? Sure. But is the ticket even legit? Would an Ohio State fan who works at a Las Vegas casino be financially able to place such a huge bet? Is this the handy work of a Photoshop artist looking to make an Internet splash? More details on this mystery - JUMP!
Via the Palm Beach Post: A man charged with offering a law enforcement officer two tickets to today's Miami Dolphins pro football season finale to avoid arrest might be mostly guilty of overestimating their value, a judge said at the man's bond hearing this morning. "Have you been watching the Dolphins? No one's going to go to that game," Palm Beach County Judge Timothy P. McCarthy told Topalian. Bro, seriously? Dolphins-Jets tix? Next time: cocaine.
• Okie State QB Brandon Weeden's wife last night • Ray Finkle defending Stanford kicker; laces were in! • This One: Jerry Jones screencap of the year • F*ck: Kate Upton wore this on New Year's Eve • Bikini Ass Of 2012 Candidate: Lauren Stoner • Kyra Sedgwick's Hawaiian Diamond Cutters • Kathie Lee Gifford doesn't know what a BJ is? • Video: Snoop Dogg co-hosting Price Is Right
Spencer Hall at EDSBS is calling her the Medusa of Eugene. We'll call her Penis Pulverizer, because she has to be the worst enemy your penis will ever encounter. BC emailer, Jase, wants answers: "Two questions: 1. Who is this chick? 2. Why so serious?" From the full-size photo is appears Pulverizer is a student trainer chick. And that's the stare dudes are getting at a Rose Bowl. Imagine her opening your pants. You see that look and your ass better be sprinting. Let's get rolling!
This should come as no surprise that there are a bunch of hippies in California but holy shit check out the Stanford drum line. What the hell is this kid wearing? Blue hair afro wig and giant red glasses? Palo Alto must be a weird place. The Oklahoma State Cowboys took on the Stanford Cardinals in the Fiesta bowl where Andrew Luck would be playing his last game. Check out the sweet mullet on number 73 for OSU. Get that cut ASAP. JUMP!
With about 4:00 to go in the first quarter this Wisconsin coach got his time to shine at the Rose Bowl. Cameras everywhere. Sky Cams. Sideline cams. Blimp cams. Everywhere! It's not that we're against picking a snot ball out of the schnoz in the biggest game of your life. But eating it? Yes, we said eating it. Wisky coach takes a look and decides to start chowing right there on national TV. Sorry, bro. JUMP!
I don't know what Erin Andrews was thinking when she chose this outfit to the Rose Bowl between the Wisconsin Badgers and the Oregon Ducks. It looks like she is Jenny from Forrest Gump in the 70's. The crowd was filled with crazily dressed fans like any other Rose Bowl but this year they had a stealth fighter do a flyover. That probably only cost the government a billion dollars. JUMP!
• Lauren Stoner bikini candids are sexy as hell • Top 10 celebrity babes of 2011 • 80 sexy New Years cleavage pics • Victoria Silvstedt enjoys flaunting in her bikini • Please help find these 33 hotties • Maria Sharapova is a search engine sweetheart • Top 50 hottest girls of 2011 • Rosie Huntington-Whiteley loves going in Miami
Earlier we showed you the Florida Gators chick catching some sleep on the UF sidelines post-collision with OSU QB Braxton Miller. Now comes the video. At first we thought she was just faking an injury to get a 15-yard late-hit penalty but then she just kinda lays there. How's she doing? Not sure. Matt The Capper failed to give us an update. He's a Florida grad so we left that job to him. Video of the chick getting jacked - JUMP!
Remember what we said about cashing in on the Tim Tebow craze. You come up with a Tebow-related marketing angle and the money will start flowing. Take the case of Flying Tim Tebow, a greyhound racing out of Derby Lane in St. Petersburg, Florida. By chance we came across this dog and what do you know, Flying Tim Tebow is cashing winning tickets for Florida dog gamblers. Of course we've tracked down video. And of course the track announcer is fantastic. JUMP!
It's Michigan State vs. Georgia in the Outback Bowl today and that means the educated beasts from UGA are showing a national ABC audience their spelling prowess. At first we were like maybe this is some sort of alternate spelling for Dawgs that the locals use. Maybe this was a Photoshop job. Maybe we've just been drinking too much and reading that wrong. Then we did a search on Twitter. This, in fact, is the real deal. Good work, SEC.
It's probably not a good idea to stand too close to the sideline when you weight 100 lbs and a breeze could knock you over. Well, at the Gator Bowl between the Florida Gators and the Ohio State Buckeyes, an equipment manager got drilled by a Gator defender and hit her head on a metal object. Thankfully, she turned out to be okay. Cheerleaders, drugged up kids, and more after the JUMP!
While the Hollywood gossip blogs are concentrating on news Olivia Wilde and SNL funny guy Jason Sudeikis dating news, we're busy comprehending what this means to Kansas basketball. You see, Sudeikis is from Overland Park, Kansas. He's a diehard KU fan. And now he's responsible for taking his hot chick to see the Jayhawks destroy Howard last week, 89-34. Need proof that funny guys can still pull A-list poon? This is case study #1. JUMP!
Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: "Look who got breakfast in bed!" That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc. Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna's ass on Christmas - JUMP!
Adrian Peterson underwent ACL surgery conducted by Dr. James Andrews on Friday in Birmingham, AL. But the real news was that Peterson was still in the hospital on Saturday night where he celebrated the New Year with this hospital bed photoshoot, complete with Blue Bell ice cream and family. Look, you guys want shots of 'hoes couch dancing Purple Jesus in an Atlanta nightclub? Wrong post. This is all about grindin' for 2012. JUMP!
You start giving out cheap tickets to Bengals' fans and there will be fisticuffs thanks to beer, playoff fever and two Ravens' fans ready to drop the gloves. While this is one of your run-of-the-mill NFL fan fights, there is a special gift in this one. You get what we consider to be the biggest insult in a NFL fan fight - the bitch slap. The fight appears to be over and then it happens. Ravens fan takes an open hand across the face. JUMP!
Word to Black America - Skip Bayless is trolling your asses. All that love for Tebow? Of course it's fake. All that love for Tony Romo? Of course it's for ESPN2 ratings. Stop falling for it. Until you stop, we'll be here on Monday morning to document the f-bombs and vitriol for Skip, Tebow and Romo. Today is an extra special day because the Twitter f-bombs were flying in a variety of directions. Even Titans fan was pissed at Tebow. A Monday morning tradition - Twitter hate. JUMP!
Via NY Times' City Room: A New Jersey man who was pulled over and arrested on Staten Island on Friday night was accused of driving drunk across the Outerbridge Crossing from New Jersey with his 4-year-old son in the back seat of his vehicle, the police said. Stuart Stott, who said he had been at Yankee Stadium on Friday for the Pinstripe Bowl between Rutgers and Iowa State, told the police that he had consumed five or six beers at the game. That's it? Pussy.
• Claude Giroux's cute sister engaged at Winter Classic • Michigan St. alligator at football practice goes wrong • Hottest POA from Iowa City - EVER? • Dude tries to bribe cop with Dolphins-Jets tickets • In-F*cking-Sane: More Aida Yespica in Miami! • Bikini'd Jessica Alba throwing a ball at beach • Hottest Australian POA Of The Day - Jacinta • Adrian Peterson celebrating 2012 from hospital
You want us to kiss Tim Tebow's ass? You want us to 'respect' Tim Tebow? You want us to 'be nice' to Tim Tebow? Wrong site. Go visit the Denver Post or Mile High Report. You knuckle draggers had your moment in the sun & now the Savior is showing how great of a NFL QB he is. 6-of-22 for 60 yards? Pathetic. What else is going on this morning in the NFL? Guess who the Denver Post wanted to talk to after the Broncos loss? Brady Quinn. Let's get rolling!
Sometimes the best part of Sunday Night Football are the terrible introductions. Well, Tony Romo of the Dallas Cowboys definitely popped some pills for that swollen hand before he did his introduction while also wearing his hat backwards in full douchebag fashion. Someone tell me how this guy got with Jessica Simpson. Victor Cruz of the New York Giants scored an insane touchdown where he danced to the 'Cha Cha' and NBC actually played music to it. JUMP!
We'd had a bounty on a photo of a black guy wearing a Tebow jersey, but instead will have to settle for this homeslice rocking the Tebow Nation shirt today during the Chiefs game. What does it all mean? Look, white guys don't have street cred until a black guy represents. You see many homeboys wearing Larry Bird jerseys? You see black guys in Manhattan wearing Eli Manning jerseys? No. It's a cultural phenomenon we'll delve into deeper this week. Back to the beer.
BC reader Ryan R. was watching the Winter Classic Alumni game last night and about lost his shit when this blonde turned up on the VS broadcast. "Awkward Interview during the NHL Winter Classic Alumni Game on 12/31/2011. However, great picture during that interview…." Kinda has that Elin Nordegren look going on. God help us if that doesn't say New York under her scarf. We've given you the hints, now it's time to do work: email@example.com
Steve Smith apparently is not a big fan of Sean Payton of the New Orleans Saints because he decided to get in his face. I can't believe no flags were thrown for taunting because Steve Smith went absolutely crazy taunting Payton. Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers watched on from the sidelines looking like a Taliban warrior with a towel wrapped around his head. Steve Smith also had the chance to yell in Sean Payton's face. JUMP!
How was BC feeling this morning? Perfect. In the sack by 10 EST and up at seven. That gave us...
How big was last night in the sports world? Huge if you're Savannah Brinson, longtime girlfriend & baby mamma of LeBron James' two boys, the youngest born in 2004. LeBron, during a birthday/New Year's party, asked Savannah to marry him. Of course the ring is gigantic. We're not wasting time looking up the value. Let's just say it's worth more than your house. Brinson has been with LeBron since high school, making her the most patient woman in NBA history. JUMP!
Erin Andrews tweets from L.A.: Happy New Year!! Hope you have a safe & wonderful night. I'm with the people I love the most..my family & @EvanLysacek. Would someone finally clear up if this dude is gay or not, because we're pretty sure EA would give up the five-hole, if not. Seriously, the people you love & the skater dude? Sounds like New Year's sex to us. What guy in his right mind that looks like Lysacek & can pull tons of tail is just going out as friends? Not us.
Well, there goes our New Year's resolution - 'Don't post Kathy Griffin bra photos.' Sorry, boys. Not that we were watching, but word on the street is that Kathy wanted to show off those new cans since the last time she showed off cans went so wrong. It's 7:30 a.m. EST & Get your asses out of bed. We've got NFL tailgating to do. HUGE day. Bengals-Ravens, Tebow-Chiefs, Cowboys-Giants. Did you miss counting down with Dick Clark? Video - here! Let's get rolling!