$75 Inflatable Patriots Guy Stolen From Salem, Mass. Yard [Cuff 'Em]
Via: Police received a call that an “inflatable Patriots guy” was stolen from a Derby Street lawn. The caller said an unknown person took a three-foot inflatable player valued at $75 from the front of the home. Police said there were no suspects. This is why we always warn people to put their address on the shin of inflatable Patriots guys. You think a thief will put that in his front yard? No way. Gonna drive right by your house. Lesson learned.