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Dre Kirkpatrick Arrested For Pot Possession; Under Armour Rep Arrested, Too!

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As the Alabama fans on Twitter like to say, Dre Kirkpatrick is a ‘former BAMA player & student.’ Way back like nine days ago he was a current BAMA football player whom ESPN has rated 8th overall on their ‘Big Board.’ Well, he was picked up in Florida this morning for pot possession. No biggie. The usual 20 grams of weed. But who was with him and also arrested for pot possession? Some dude who used to play for BAMA and now works for Under Armour. 

His name is Chris Rogers (Bammer: 2006-2009) and we totally understand that you can associate with whatever street urchin you’d like after declaring for the NFL Draft.

Kirkpatrick declared last week and by Monday night/Tuesday morning he’s rolling with his Under Armour bro and carrying weed.

God, if you are listening, please don’t let the Cincinnati Bengals draft this retard. Keep him as far away from the Queen City as possible. We’ve seen these characters now for 20 years. Let Belichick or the Raiders take him. Oh wait, the Raiders don’t have a first-round pick. Nevermind.

[Manatee Country Sheriff]

 

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