Tim Howard Pretty Much A Total Asshole Celebrating His 100-Yard Goal [VIDEO]

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So you might have heard that U.S. national team goalie Tim Howard scored a 100-yard goal for Everton last night in a match against Bolton. We’re no experts on the Premiere League so let’s just cut to the chase on this one. The celebration. Just Tim Howard taking a soccer ball and smashing it in the face of his opposing goalie.

Pretty much just taking his balls and teabagging his opponent into submission. Balls on the chin. Pointing fingers. Taunting.

Posted: Jan. 5, 2011

Premise of Video: Tim Howard is barely recognized in the U.S., but in the U.K. he’s a household name. The legend only grew bigger with this shot which doesn’t happen often. 100-yard goal. One bounce.

Climax of Video: Tim’s celebration. Pretty much pulled out all the tricks. Stevie Johnson shit right here, folks. Ocho & T.O.-like taunting. Hilarious.

Conclusion: Wait, he turned his back to opponents and didn’t show any emotion? WTF is that about? Ahh, ‘goalie rules.’ It’s kinda like in baseball how you aren’t ‘supposed’ to bunt when a pitcher has a no-hitter going after 5 innings. Howard actually said after the game that he wasn’t responsible for the goal – the wind was. So humble.

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