Say hello to the best thing to happen to Twitter in 2012. Wes f*king Welker. Welker tweeted this morning: “Look who got breakfast in bed!” That would be Ms. Hooters International Anna Burns about to enjoy a plate of nacho chips and ground beef (what it looks like to us). Of course the hate started immediately. Is that a paper plate? Is that a double bed? Cheap ass bedroom set. Etc.
Eight days ago he tweeted a shot of grabbing Anna’s ass on Christmas. Dude is on a huge roll. Bye week. Gets to go against either the Texans or Bengals. Home-field advantage. Anna’s ass in his bed.
We’re all witnesses, indeed.