2011 December - page 9
Dec 6, 2011Other Sports
Underwear Model Martine Forget To Marry Kings Goalie Jonathan Bernier [PHOTOS]

Underwear Model Martine Forget To Marry Kings Goalie Jonathan Bernier [PHOTOS]

Our French-Candian friend JT at 25Stanley.com sent word today that you Americans need to know that one of our goalies, Jonathan Bernier (Kings) will soon marry underwear model Martine Forget. What does this all mean? It means that hockey WAG rankings are about to be rearranged. Of course most hockey WAG observers look at Carrie Underwood as the gold standard. Um, wait until you get a better look at Martine's arm bra catalog. JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011Other Sports
WAGs Aida Yespica & Claudia Galanti Bikini Time On South Beach [PHOTOS]

WAGs Aida Yespica & Claudia Galanti Bikini Time On South Beach [PHOTOS]

It's that time of year when WAG bikini galleries start to pop up from the shores of Australia & South America. So imagine our shock when Keith in Charlotte sent us a link to Venezuelan Aida Yespica (flowery bikini) & fellow WAG Paraguayan Claudia Galanti soaking up rays yesterday in Miami. Yespica (was) a BC favorite thanks to her penchant to pick fights with other WAGs. Um, what's that in your hand. We've moved on....to Galanti! Ass shots! JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011Features
For Those Last Minute Tebow Nail Biters, Push-Pull & Creepy Santa [Daily WTF]

For Those Last Minute Tebow Nail Biters, Push-Pull & Creepy Santa [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 6, 2011NFL
Brady Quinn Is The Biggest Pussy Clipboard Holder – EVER! [Tweet]

Brady Quinn Is The Biggest Pussy Clipboard Holder – EVER! [Tweet]

Brady Quinn had this to say about 25 minutes ago: "Weekly workout and adjustment with @LorenLandow and Dr.Caldwell! Thanks for keeping me in line!" Bro, cut the bullshit. You get out of bed, figure out what 'cool' shirt to wear that day, jump in the Hummer, go to practice, slam a few pom smoothies and run the scout team. No defender touches you - ever. Then on Sundays you hold a clipboard for Baby Jesus. You make us sick. Sincerely, BC.

Dec 6, 2011NFL
Drunken Matt Leinart Tongue Banging His Friend’s Ear; Plus Herbstreit! [PHOTOS]

Drunken Matt Leinart Tongue Banging His Friend’s Ear; Plus Herbstreit! [PHOTOS]

Now, before you guys start emailing us "That photo of Matt Leinart muff diving his buddies ear is like 4 years old," just know that it's new to us. And if Matt Leinart tonguing his buddies ear is new to us, it's new to the thousands of loyal BC readers. We have obligations and that includes giving you a photo that includes Leinart, Kirk Herbstreit and Harold Reynolds. Yes, probably one of the craziest drunken pic combos in BC history. JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011NFL
Busted Coverage Now Owns Part Of Green Bay Packers

Busted Coverage Now Owns Part Of Green Bay Packers

It brings us great joy to announce to all of you, and the Cincinnati Bengals, that our new football allegiance is with the Green Bay Packers. Are we jumping on the 12-0 bandwagon? Well, you have to after plunking down $250 to buy a share of the team, right? It was somewhere around 9:15 a.m. EST when Busted Coverage became the proud owner of 1 share of the Packers. First order of business: get a cheesehead, right? (Want to buy a share? www.packersowner.com)

Dec 6, 2011
Fat Pig Panthers Fan Wearing Thong Arrested At Buccaneers Game [VIDEO]

Fat Pig Panthers Fan Wearing Thong Arrested At Buccaneers Game [VIDEO]

You know what's fun on a Tuesday morning in December? Finding a chubby chick with fat flaps hanging over her jeans, wearing a Carolina Panthers jersey and having her face kinda curb stomped for being a drunken idiot at a game. This went down Sunday in Tampa. Not sure of what caused Chubby to get beer muscles, but watch these cops grab her ass and slam her to the ground. Bonus points for that thong making it's world debut. JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011Features
Virginia Valdez Tries To Cut Off Husband’s Penis [Cuff ‘Em]

Virginia Valdez Tries To Cut Off Husband’s Penis [Cuff ‘Em]

We saw this story floating around yesterday but didn't want to opine on Virginia Valdez until getting a peek at the mugshot. Now it's all a little clearer as to why she tried to cut off her husband's penis. She's angry. Look at that face. The eyes that barely open. Those glasses that scream 'Leave my ass alone. I don't care how many Viagra you pop, I'm not letting your penis anywhere near the vag.' JUMP!

Dec 6, 2011NFL
Creepiest Skullet Jeopardy Contestant Of All Time? [Morning Twitpic]

Creepiest Skullet Jeopardy Contestant Of All Time? [Morning Twitpic]

From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half 'stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper's real name. We're his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new 'America's Team.' Let's get rolling!

Dec 5, 2011NFL
Apparently No One Got The Memo That The Jaguars Were Playing Monday Night Football Tonight [PHOTOS]

Apparently No One Got The Memo That The Jaguars Were Playing Monday Night Football Tonight [PHOTOS]

The Jacksonville Jaguars and San Diego Chargers were featured on Monday Night Football and apparently no one in the city of Jacksonville wanted to support their team that just had their head coach fired. The Chargers Tight End literally jumped over a Jacksonville defender while the Jaguar Dancers cheered on the sideline. I probably wouldn't show up either if my team was just sold. JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Features
Erin Andrews Suing Peeper, Nashville Marriott For $7 Million [Documents]

Erin Andrews Suing Peeper, Nashville Marriott For $7 Million [Documents]

Erin Andrews and the dude who videotaped her in the nude, Michael Barrett, are back in the news. Andrews has re-filed the lawsuit accusing Barrett and Marriott -- the hotel where she was videotaped -- of invasion of privacy, negligence and infliction of emotional stress. Andrews is looking for $7 million. We wonder if that will make her feel better. We've got the court documents for your perusal. Have at it - JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Other Sports
Mugger Gets Ass Beat By MMA Fighting Champion [PHOTO]

Mugger Gets Ass Beat By MMA Fighting Champion [PHOTO]

From the 'Be Careful Who You Try To Mug' files comes this number -- a dude tried to car jack someone who describes himself as a Ultimate Fighting Champion. The results? Well, they were fairly predictable. The unfortunate thing is we have no idea who this supposed champion is. Here's the story. Maybe you know someone from the area and can clue us in. Have at it like this dude had at Miranda's face!

Dec 5, 2011Other Sports
Buy Claude Lemieux’s 32X18 Master Suite & House For $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

Buy Claude Lemieux’s 32X18 Master Suite & House For $2.1MM [PHOTOS]

Who's looking for an Arizona home where you can build a hockey rink in the master bedroom? Former NHL a-hole Claude Lemieux is looking to unload his 7,000 sq. ft. Paradise Valley that actually has a grassy yard area in the desert! And look at that pool! Just imagine the bikini broads jumping off the waterfall at drunken keggers. And drunken bikini chicks laying on those rocks like iguanas. This house has it all. $8k per month mortgage & it's yours. JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Football
Nike Selling These Oaklahoma Shirts At Dicks.com [PHOTO]

Nike Selling These Oaklahoma Shirts At Dicks.com [PHOTO]

What, you don't have this in men's XXXL? Don't think this is possible? It is and this image is still live on Dicks.com. Get one for your kid this holiday season, take his/her photo and make him/her an Internet star. BTW, when exactly did kid's long-sleeve t-shirts jump to $22? Nike should be ashamed of themselves. If you're buying little Jimmy a $22 shirt that he's going to trash in backyard football, we recommend Target. Those $8 shirts are just as good. (via @rmontonio)

Dec 5, 2011Girls
Busty Brit Model Ashley Emma Is Alabama Fan? [36 PHOTOS]

Busty Brit Model Ashley Emma Is Alabama Fan? [36 PHOTOS]

Who is this hot blonde chick wearing the Alabama hat? None other than busty brit glamour model Ashley Emma. Who's that, Bama fans ask? Well, she's kinda big in the U.K. as a model who'll talk dirty to U.K. fools over the Internet for money. Research also tells us she visits Dubai here and there. You know what that means, right? Anyway, she uploaded this Bama hat photo to Twitter last night and she instantly gave the Crimson Tide street cred in Essex. JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Features
Skittles Powered Beast Mode & $15.00 6-Packs [Daily WTF]

Skittles Powered Beast Mode & $15.00 6-Packs [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 5, 2011
Tiger Woods Mashed Potato On 18th [VIDEO]

Tiger Woods Mashed Potato On 18th [VIDEO]

When was the last time we paid attention to golf in December? Like never. But that changed yesterday when Tiger Woods won the Chevron Challenge in dramatic fashion with a birdie on the 18th. Also on the 18th, we learned there will be a new "In the hole!" tradition thanks to some guy who screamed "Mashed Potato" after Tiger drilled his drive down the middle. Don't think for a second this is the last you'll hear of "Mashed Potato." JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Other Sports
Danica Patrick Bikini Photo Floodgates Open In Hawaii

Danica Patrick Bikini Photo Floodgates Open In Hawaii

Danica Patrick is rarely seen in a bikini unless it's for Maxim or Sports Illustrated so we felt it was necessary to show you what the 29-year-old is up to in Hawaii. She was vacationing last week and of course the paparazzi were tipped off that some paddleboarding was about to go down. One thing led to another & NASCAR's new TV ratings savior was on a paddleboard. Can we all just agree that tramp stamp is looking bad these days? JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Other Sports
Matthew Barnaby Arrested For DUI, Hammered At Jack Astor’s Bar? [PHOTO]

Matthew Barnaby Arrested For DUI, Hammered At Jack Astor’s Bar? [PHOTO]

We warned you guys a long time ago that Matthew Barnaby was a ticking time bomb. Take the news this morning that Barnaby was allegedly hammered, driving on three tires and had front-end damage to his Porsche Cayenne. What was Barns up to on Sunday? Oh, just getting absolutely (allegedly) sh!tfaced at Jack Astor's Bar in Buffalo. How do we know? Because Barnaby live tweeted the proceedings! Good news: Barnaby didn't kill anyone. JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Football
26 NSFW Twitter Reactions To 2012 BCS Matchups

26 NSFW Twitter Reactions To 2012 BCS Matchups

Hate the BCS? Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to Iowa State. Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to Oregon. Your stupid team shouldn't have lost to....(who the f$%^ did Boise State lose to again?). Anyway, the team that should really have a complaint this morning is Michigan State. These guys lose out on a trip to New Orleans and instead have to spend New Year's Eve in Tampa where they'll have to be in bed by 10 p.m. That sucks balls. Everyone's angry this morning. JUMP!

Dec 5, 2011Features
Jerry Buss’s Moron Son Busted For Being Drunk In Lexington [Cuff ‘Em]

Jerry Buss’s Moron Son Busted For Being Drunk In Lexington [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WDRB Lexington: 23-year-old Jesse Buss was arrested Friday morning in Lexington and charged with Alcohol Intoxication. Lexington Police were called to the area of South Broadway and W. Maxwell Street around 3:39 Friday morning for a report of a man laying on the ground. Sources tell WDRB he was demanding preferential treatment and told officers he was the son of Jerry Buss. What was Jesse doing in Lexington? UNC-UK on Saturday? Scouting trip?

Dec 5, 2011NFL
Ordering Kevin The Intern’s Christmas Gift This Morning [Morning Twitpic]

Ordering Kevin The Intern’s Christmas Gift This Morning [Morning Twitpic]

Of course he wanted cash and/or gift cards, but Kevin The Intern is getting this t-shirt for Christmas. In fact, we're ordering one for all the BC staffers: Matt in Buffalo, Monty in L.A., photo editor Big Gay Rich, Joe Student and even the new screencapper guy ParadigmShift35. All of them. Busted Coverage is officially on the Tim Tebow bandwagon all the way through the playoffs. That's right, playoffs. Look at Denver's schedule. Only one loss on it. Let's get rolling!

Dec 4, 2011NFL
The Undefeated Packers Get Tested By The New York Giants

The Undefeated Packers Get Tested By The New York Giants

The Green Bay Packers were down to the New York Giants early but holy shit is Aaron Rodgers accurate when he tied the game up at 7-7.  The New York Giants even set up this T-Rex on the train to intimidate the Packers. Let's see if it actually works. Vic Ballard gave his best Trollface ever. If that face doesn't give the New York the chance to knock off the Packers, I don't know what will. JUMP!

Dec 4, 2011NFL
Tebowmania Broke Out In The Broncos Vikings Game

Tebowmania Broke Out In The Broncos Vikings Game

Rookie Quarterback Christian Ponder and the Minnesota Vikings took on the Tim Tebow and the Denver Broncos. Tebow and Ponder were arch rivals where Tebow went to Florida and Ponder went to Florida State. No one paid attention to the fact that Von Miller was out for the game and everyone went into full Tebowmania mode. These two girls drove 315 miles through a blizzard for the guy.  JUMP!

Dec 4, 2011Football
Wisconsin Fan Gets F-Bomb T-Shirt On National TV [Morning Twitpic]

Wisconsin Fan Gets F-Bomb T-Shirt On National TV [Morning Twitpic]

What did we learn about college football on Saturday? It sucks to go through the Big Ten season, beat Wisconsin and have to beat them again to go to the Rose Bowl. Sorry, Sparty. Enjoy the Capital One Bowl. In other news, 13 were injured, 2 critical in Stillwater as fans went nuts after beating OU. Lawyer up accordingly. Oh, and we'd like Houston to enjoy playing in a Jan. 5th game in Toronto or wherever they end up. One win from the Fiesta. Ooops. Let's get rolling!

Dec 3, 2011Football
The 2011 SEC Championship Game: Honey Badgers, Tigerettes, and Cheerleaders

The 2011 SEC Championship Game: Honey Badgers, Tigerettes, and Cheerleaders

Mark Richt and the Georgia Dawgs came prepared to play the LSU Tigers. After scoring a Field Goal, Georgia went for the onside kick and got it. Apparently the Georgia Wide Receivers made sure to cover their hands with vaseline in order to make sure they wouldn't catch a single pass from Aaron Murray. The Honey Badger returned a punt for a Touchdown energizing the LSU crowd. He takes what he wants. Bonus: hot cheerleaders! JUMP!

Dec 3, 2011Football
Case Keenum Looks To Have Even More Sex As Well As The Heisman

Case Keenum Looks To Have Even More Sex As Well As The Heisman

Case Keenum is a potential Heisman winner who claims he has the "most sex on the team" looks beat Southern Miss for the 2011 C-USA Championship game. Craig James called the game who still has yet to prove that he did not kill 5 hookers while at SMU. Both Quarterbacks could barely complete a 5 yard hitch route due to the 16 MPH winds in the stadium. The cheerleaders and the women of Texas definitely were the highlight of this match up. JUMP!

Dec 3, 2011Football
ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: LSU Vs. Georgia [PHOTOS]

ESPN GameDay Signs 2011: LSU Vs. Georgia [PHOTOS]

The LSU Tigers are in for a test against the Georgia Dawgs in the final College Gameday of the season. The Gameday signs did not disappoint this year with slogans such as "Holla at your Boykin" AND "EAT MOR KORNDOGS". An LSU fan retialiated with a sign that said "Bark if you lost to Boise". I'm really disappointed in Georgia fans for not having a sign that said "Go HAM for Grantham". Whatever these signs say, I'm sure the Honey Badger doesn't give a shit. JUMP!

Dec 3, 2011Football
Decatur Daily Goes 4 Columns With Rolando McClain Pic [Morning Twitpic]

Decatur Daily Goes 4 Columns With Rolando McClain Pic [Morning Twitpic]

The Decatur Daily was just going about it's business in the middle of nowhere Alabama and then Raiders LB made a visit this week. That led to an arrest photo from Daily photographer John Godbey that has brought him instant fame. Bro, you should be bragging your ass off on Twitter - @johnalaphoto. In other McClain news, there is now a transcript of the 911 call that led to his arrest. In other football news, keep an eye on empty seats in Indy. Let's get rolling!

Dec 2, 2011Football
Oregon Cheerleaders’ Legs Brave Cold December Air At Pac-12 Championship

Oregon Cheerleaders’ Legs Brave Cold December Air At Pac-12 Championship

Of course the only reason to watch last night's Pac-12 Championship was for the cheerleaders and to see how bad Oregon could destroy a horrible UCLA game. How did UCLA get into the Pac-12 Championship, you ask? That's what happens when USC has bowl eligibility stripped thanks to Reggie Bush. The shitty Bruins go by default. As for the cheerleaders, this'll be the last time you'll see the ladies in '11. Next stop - The Rose Bowl. JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Football
Mickey Tettleton Sighting At MAC Championship Game [PHOTOS]

Mickey Tettleton Sighting At MAC Championship Game [PHOTOS]

The Ohio Bobcats took on the Northern Illinois Huskies where no one decided to show up to support their team in the championship game. Both opening drives ended up in interceptions which is odd because the MAC is not known for its defense. The director of communications of the MAC conference even found me on Twitter and urged me not to call it MACtion. Tyler Tettleton's father and his son may be the only ones watching this game. JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011NFL
How To Buy Stock In The Green Bay Packers: BC Investigation

How To Buy Stock In The Green Bay Packers: BC Investigation

The Green Bay Packers will start selling stock in the team on Tuesday. That means you can be one of the hundreds of thousands of people who own a piece in the greatest franchise in pro sports history. Despite all that hyperbole, we're serious. You really can be an NFL owner. The Packers are publicly-owned and they are selling stock. It won't make you rich, but you can totally one-up your bros. They only own Broncos Jay Cutler replica jersey. Here's the rundown, including a special tale from the shareholders meeting.