Via WWSB Sarasota-Bradenton: Sarasota Police were called to the Wells Fargo Bank on Tamiami Trail at Webber Street at 3:44pm Tuesday in response to an attempted robbery. The suspect is described as a possible Hispanic male, approximately 5’8”, slender build, 23-25 years of age, possible braces along the bottom teeth. The suspect was wearing a very large colored polo shirt with burgundy, blue and tan stripes, and a Dallas Cowboys hat. Quitter. firstname.lastname@example.org
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Look at the supreme leader just keeping his bitches three steps behind him at the grocery store. Boss move. "You want to eat, bitches? Step off." Power move. It's also said to be the last photo of the world's greatest golfer, Kim Jong-il. You didn't know about his golfing prowess? This story from the Vancouver Sun is a must-read. The odds KJi had 11 aces in the 1st round of golf he ever played? 183 gazillion to 1. 1st real Asian 'bro' of the 21st Century. Let's get rolling!
The amount of alcohol consumed by the attendees of the Beef 'O' Brady's Bowl must have been astronomical. In almost every shot, you can see someone chugging a beer. Also, this FIU Panther fan thought it would be a good idea to bring her new born baby to the game. Great parenting skills Brenda. If you look closely behind the Marshall fans, you can see someone wearing a Stormtrooper helmet. You have to be at least 10 beers deep to consider that doing that. JUMP!
Someone, somewhere left a tidy bar bill. And when we say tidy we're talking about Mark Cuban-style.... well, maybe not that, but close. Some fool spent more than $111,000 on a bar tab. We don't know exactly who this person is, but we're assuming it's an athlete. The question right now is who? Do you know this athlete? Don't let loyalty get in your way, dammit! Be a man and tell us who left this gigantic bill!
We buy stock in the Green Bay Packers and all Hell breaks loose. One chick went so far after Sunday's loss to the Chiefs that she's up for 12.5 years in jail for her actions after K.C. miraculously beat G.B., 19-14. This drunk broad is accused of choking her daughter. How bad did things get at some Appleton hotel? Mom is now on the hook for felony child abuse charges. Aaron Rodgers might have the division wrapped up, but mom wanted to destroy the Dolphins perfect record. JUMP!
Tom Brady -- quarterback, fashion model, lucky bastard... Sure, dude is married to a supermodel, has several Super Bowl rings, gets paid for sitting around and looking good like his wife, and is admired by millions. What more could you ask for? A humongous house in a posh neighborhood in Los Angeles? Damn right! Here's a look at what the Brady's will be moving into after the football season. It's not too shabby. Check it!
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41,000 Twitter followers and counting for Wes Welker. The guy joins the revolution today and is nearly half way to Gronkowski's 117k number without the help of a porn star photo scandal. As for the accounts Welker is following: Erin Andrews, Schefter, Gronk, Jim Rome and a guy who just goes by John. Of course we're hoping for more shots of his Hooters girlfriend Anna Burns and jabs at Rex Ryan about feet. As for what Hoodie thinks, he's taking the 'I don't know what that is,' approach.
The news is dropping in the Ohio State tattoo scandal coverup and it's not good if you wanted to see OSU in a 2012 bowl game. The Columbus Dispatch is reporting that the Buckeyes will be banned from a 2012 bowl game and will lose 9 scholarships over the next three seasons. Athletic Director Gene Smith is officially trending on Twitter and those of you who hate Ohio State are getting your day in the sun. Enjoy it, but remember, your school is likely next. JUMP!
You pumped up for two struggling college football superpowers playing in the Gator Bowl on January 2? Yeah, same here. But imagine for a second that you are a member of the Florida Gators football program and were dumped by Urban Meyer because of his poor heart ailment. Imagine you're UF cheerleader Tarin and you commit to the Gators because Urban gets the team to BCS games in exotic locales like Glendale or New Orleans. This bowl game is personal. JUMP!
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Of course BC knows what you guys want during Christmas Week. You're already jerking around at the office, not being productive and we're about to take that productivity level to '0' with this giant gallery of new TNA Knockout Christmas photos that Busted editors have dug out from under the Scotch pine. To the man responsible for blowing up Santa's costume and turning it into lingerie, let us salute you. Best present you'll get all week. We promise. JUMP!
Christmas tree looking a little light this year? Struggling to make ends meet & can't get a nice gift for your Yankees-loving husband? BC has you covered. We got word from A&E Sports yesterday that they want three of you to take home some nice Yankees DVD gifts including one of you who'll get this insane Yankees collector megaset, no questions asked ($75 value!). We know times are still hard for many of you. Hopefully this will help one way or another. Details - JUMP!
Want to go to the BCS National Championship game to watch LSU play Alabama? Well, you'll probably have to pay more than $1,200 per ticket to get yourself into the Superdome on game day. Too bad you're not a Louisiana lawmaker. If you were, you'd get access to six tickets for $350 each courtesy of the Sugar Bowl and LSU. How much do you want to bet a few of these end up for sale online? We've got the story right here for you. Check it!
Think your Uncle Butch is a total lowlife scumbag? Yeah, well he has nothin' on these two dirtbags in California. Via the Modesto Bee: Modesto police arrested a man and woman Sunday on suspicion of using a Salvation Army bell and kettle to raise money for themselves, not the charity. The couple were arrested at the Wal-Mart on Plaza Parkway, Chamberlain said, adding that Williams was collecting money while Carrie was in a vehicle. And there is more to this story - JUMP!