2011 December - page 7
Dec 13, 2011NFL
Tim Tebow Inspiring Horrible Wig Stores To Use Trendy Name [Morning Twitpic]

Tim Tebow Inspiring Horrible Wig Stores To Use Trendy Name [Morning Twitpic]

This place really exists at the Westgate Mall in Amarillo, Texas. Totally checked it out and that's not some sort of Photoshop job (via @garypmoore). Tebowmania sweeping all the way into the black chick wig market. Can't stop him. It's useless to try. In other football news, how bad was last night's game for the gambling community? Even the loser degenerates who never miss a gambling opportunity didn't drop money on it. Get your asses out of bed & rolling!

Dec 12, 2011
Seahawks Utilize Power of Skittles Against Rams [PHOTOS]

Seahawks Utilize Power of Skittles Against Rams [PHOTOS]

Marshawn Lynch of the Seattle Seahawks, who is known for using skittles as a pick me up, had plenty...

Dec 12, 2011Other Sports
Albert Pujols Has A New Contract And A New Hamburger

Albert Pujols Has A New Contract And A New Hamburger

Albert Pujols is a member of the Los Angeles Angels, who aren't even near Los Angels, but that's another story. This story is about Pujols leaving the St. Louis Cardinals, where he was a folk hero or something like that. This is a story about a man, a hamburger named for that man, his defensive wife and the pissed off fans he left behind. Mostly, it's about a hamburger, though. And if this picture doesn't get you to check it out, there's something wrong with you. Bang it!

Dec 12, 2011Football
Drug Addict & Ex-QB Todd Marinovich Is A Really Bad Artist [PHOTOS]

Drug Addict & Ex-QB Todd Marinovich Is A Really Bad Artist [PHOTOS]

Remember former Raiders quarterback Todd Marinovich? Well, if you don't, you're not alone. He was a stud at USC and his father basically raised him with one goal in mind -- you're going to be a pro football quarterback, son! Well, Marinovich was a pro football quarterback for a bit, but now he's something entirely different -- an artist. Unfortunately, he's not a very good artist. That Fine Arts degree from USC had to be good for something, though. Here's your dose of Marinovich art. Check it!

Dec 12, 2011Other Sports
Dick Vitale Twitter Beefin’ With @Loganwow Over Saturday’s Indiana ‘Gasm

Dick Vitale Twitter Beefin’ With @Loganwow Over Saturday’s Indiana ‘Gasm

Don't think Dick Vitale reads your mentions on Twitter? Pfft. Take Saturday after the Kentucky-Indiana game. @loganwow typed: @DickieV do you live to hate/rag on Kentucky? #pathetic. Protecting his slurping history, Vitale shot back: Give me a break - ur players & coaches always thank me 4 the kind words I say about them. Suck it, Logan Wow. Vitale won't stand for your petty bullshit snipes from Twitter-land. (Also, we noticed Dickie is still infatuated with Khloe.)

Dec 12, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
Patriots’ Cheerleader Brittney-Lynne Stanley Honors Man’s Dying Wish [PHOTOS]

Patriots’ Cheerleader Brittney-Lynne Stanley Honors Man’s Dying Wish [PHOTOS]

We didn't know Gus Henrickson. Never met him. Never received an email from him. No communication with him. Nothing. But after reading how he died this fall, and his dying wish, Busted Coverage feels like Gun Henrickson is what this site is all about. The passion for hot women was part of his life. The passion for football was in his blood. If blogs would have been invented 45 years ago, Gus would have been a trailblazer. Gus had one final request this fall. This!

Dec 12, 2011
Skip Bayless ‘All He Does Is Win’ Tim Tebow Auto Tune Via ESPN [VIDEO]

Skip Bayless ‘All He Does Is Win’ Tim Tebow Auto Tune Via ESPN [VIDEO]

"This kid is a gamer....In case you didn't know...All he does is win....Unleash...Tim Tebow...Unleash....Turn him loose....It's time..." Did you know that ESPN has it's own personal auto-tune DJ, aptly named DJ Porter? Hate Skip Bayless? Tebow? And auto-tuning? Your ears are about to bleed because Porter has a special dose of Tebow auto-jizz for you this afternoon. Crank up the office speakers. Tell the secretary the walls are about to shake. JUMP!

Dec 12, 2011Features
Alabama BCS Bowl Beads, Road Closed-Whoops & Tequilaville Santas [Daily WTF]

Alabama BCS Bowl Beads, Road Closed-Whoops & Tequilaville Santas [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 12, 2011NFL
Rookies Bar ‘Home Of The Texans’ Has DJ Yates On Signage [PHOTO]

Rookies Bar ‘Home Of The Texans’ Has DJ Yates On Signage [PHOTO]

Bigger insult to TJ Yates: the Bengals comping his family tickets to yesterday's conference clincher just a couple of rows from the top of the stadium or Rookies bar in Woodlands, Texas mistaking him for DJ Yates? Oh, and Rookies bills itself as the Home of the Texans. We're going with the bar. The stupid family should have just moved down 45 rows or so. How the hell does a sign guy destroy the starting QB's name? Massive mistake. Great catch from @MarlOVO5.

Dec 12, 2011Other Sports
Joe Mauer Engaged To Maddie Bisanz [PHOTOS]

Joe Mauer Engaged To Maddie Bisanz [PHOTOS]

If you figured Joe Mauer would eventually marry a woman nearly as boring as Joe Mauer's public persona, pat yourself on the back. Meet Maddie Bisanz. She hit the lottery over the weekend. Mauer asked her to marry him and she became an instant millionaire, pending pre-nup paperwork. The Twins .300 hitting machine is set to make $23,000,000 per year for the next seven years. Cue the family lawyer for the pre-nup, Mauer. Of course we have more photos of the 8.5. JUMP!

Dec 12, 2011Other Sports
Wait Until Brittney Palmer Finds Out She’s Hitting On Married Blogger [TWEETS]

Wait Until Brittney Palmer Finds Out She’s Hitting On Married Blogger [TWEETS]

Our Monday morning ritual ever since @xxxBiBiJones burst onto the scene is to scroll through her tweets to see if she dropped any NSFW POV Morning Twitpic candidates. Imagine our surprise today when we saw that Bibi is retweeting our shit. Remember that 75 Women Who Wowed post last week? Yeah, it went nuts and landed us a RT. This means she wants to have sex, right? Oh, and out of nowhere, Brittney Palmer checked in Sat. before UFC 140. JUMP!

Dec 12, 2011
CBJ Superfan Kevin Grier’s ‘P In Their Cup’ Message To Boston Bruins [VIDEO]

CBJ Superfan Kevin Grier’s ‘P In Their Cup’ Message To Boston Bruins [VIDEO]

Imagine a marketing ploy where a sports franchise takes a fat guy, has him strip off his t-shirt and dance on camera. Groundbreaking stuff, right? Here we were just minding our business this morning and then Columbus Blue Jackets' super-pig, Dancing Kevin, shows up on our Facebook timeline. Perfect. Nothing suckers us in on a video like a fat guy painted with messages for Boston Bruins fan. Might be the biggest rack you see all day on BC. JUMP!

Dec 12, 2011Features
These Two Running Sex Den With Spanking Table, HD Porn On TVs? [Cuff ‘Em]

These Two Running Sex Den With Spanking Table, HD Porn On TVs? [Cuff ‘Em]

Let's get the last full week your ass will be working this year into high gear with the game that's all the rage these days: Florida or Ohio. You know the rules. We give you a crazy arrest story from either Ohio or Florida, delete the details such as city, address, newspaper reporting the story, etc. You and the coworkers place wagers. Only one of these two kooky states can win. Today we have these sex den (allegedly) proprietors who ran a swingers club. Details - JUMP!

Dec 12, 2011NFL
BC Now 1-0 As Part Owner Of Green Bay Packers [Morning Twitpic]

BC Now 1-0 As Part Owner Of Green Bay Packers [Morning Twitpic]

That's right, bitches, we start throwing around money, snapping up shares of the Green Bay Packers and the train just keeps on chugging. And for those of you assholes on Twitter saying we'd get our asses kicked for wearing a #00 OWNER jersey into Lambeau, what do you say about this bro spotted by CBS cameras? In other NFL news, Brian Urlacher is running his mouth about Baby Jesus. A good RB? Dude just worked your ass. C'mon, Bri. Let's get rolling!

Dec 11, 2011NFL
Sunday Night Football: Introducing The Romo Face [PHOTOS]

Sunday Night Football: Introducing The Romo Face [PHOTOS]

You've no doubt heard of the Manning Face, well this is the Romo Face. It occurred directly after Tony Romo backed into his end zone and was subsequently sacked. Jessica Simpson is probably responsible for this. New York Giants Running Back Brandon Jacobs also jumped over a Dallas Cowboys' defender and did his best superman impression. DeMarco Murray went down with an injury that looks to have him out for the rest of the season.  JUMP!

Dec 11, 2011NFL
Green Bay Packers “Lambeau Leap” Driving Whities Nuts Like Normal [PHOTOS]

Green Bay Packers “Lambeau Leap” Driving Whities Nuts Like Normal [PHOTOS]

The undefeated Green Bay Packers took on the Oakland Raiders at Lambeau Field today where the Green Bay "cheeseheads" in the crowd did not fail to dress insanely crazy. Packers receiver Brian Taylor got his first reception and also his first "Lambeau Leap". Carson Palmer looked lost against this Green Bay defense and his wide receivers did not exactly help him out  JUMP!

Dec 11, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
The Redskins Cheerleaders Sported American Flags On Their Bottoms [PHOTOS]

The Redskins Cheerleaders Sported American Flags On Their Bottoms [PHOTOS]

Rex "Rextacy" Grossman aka the "Sex Cannon" and the Washington Redskins faced off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Grossman spent most of his time on his back or missing his receivers against the stout New England defense where the sound of booing filled the stadium. Rob Gronkowski made a spectacular catch in which most of the defense thought he was down. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011Other Sports
Xavier-Cincinnati Basketball Fight: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor [VIDEO]

Xavier-Cincinnati Basketball Fight: Let The Bodies Hit The Floor [VIDEO]

A brawl broke out at the Xavier Cincinati game on Saturday leaving Kenny Frease bloody and screaming on the court. There was less than 10 seconds left in the game when the fight broke out and the benches cleared. Cincinnati Bearcat player Yancy Gates threw punches and kicks towards Xavier player. The DJ then played "Run This Town" by Jay-Z afterwards. Well played DJ. H/T to @Bubbaprog. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011Other Sports
Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 140 [STREAMING VIDEO]

Watch Heavy’s Fight Day Live Show From UFC 140 [STREAMING VIDEO]

The UFC’s only official pre-fight show returns when Fight Day comes to you live from the Air Canada Centre, the host of Saturday’s UFC 140 event. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will guide you through the latest news of the week. Top UFC lightweight contender Ben Henderson joins the show to discuss his February title fight against Frankie Edgar, and top MMA journalists from around the world join the show to help break down the entire event. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011Football
Mouthiest Fan At Army-Navy Game: Nice Choppers, Colin [PHOTOS]

Mouthiest Fan At Army-Navy Game: Nice Choppers, Colin [PHOTOS]

President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden showed up to watch the Army Navy game. Tracy Wolfson looked like she was freezing on the sidelines and bundled herself up in everything she could find to stay warm. The stadium was packed which will happen when the girls at both of your schools can squat more than your linebackers. One Navy fan was particularly psyched for this game. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011NFL
Jimmy Johnson (Sorta) Falls For Our Trouser Trout Twitter Shenanigans

Jimmy Johnson (Sorta) Falls For Our Trouser Trout Twitter Shenanigans

Before you guys start calling us morons, we mangled trouser on purpose to try to sneak this one on Twitter by Jimmy Johnson this morning, but the ball coach was onto us. Sorta. For those of you who follow Jimmy on Twitter, you know that JJ will pretty much answer everything from his fans. Today was a test of how far Jimmy will go to share his insights with us. How did he fare? Handled our shenanigans like a champ. JUMP!

Dec 10, 2011wags
Introducing Zaira Nara: Hottest Tennis WAG On The Planet [PHOTOS]

Introducing Zaira Nara: Hottest Tennis WAG On The Planet [PHOTOS]

After much sleuthing, deliberation and ogling, we've decided that yes, we have indeed found the world's hottest tennis WAG. Her name is Zaira Nara and she's, you guessed it -- a model. What we don't quite understand is why she's going out with a dirtball like tennis player Juan Monaco. He looks like a garbage collector. It must be the Argentine thing or maybe she only dates athletes. One of the two. Here's the rundown and a gallery. Check it!

Dec 10, 2011Features
Old Coot College Student Robs Bookstore, Caught At Casino! [Cuff ‘Em]

Old Coot College Student Robs Bookstore, Caught At Casino! [Cuff ‘Em]

Via Cincinnati.com: Police say 68-year-old James Summers, Jr. robbed the Gateway College bookstore located at 510 Technology Way near Florence around 10 a.m. Thursday. Summers, who is a student at Gateway College, threatened an employee with a knife and stole an undetermined amount of cash. Police caught up with Summers at the Hollywood Casino in Lawrenceburg, Ind., around 1:30 a.m. Friday and arrested him. Bonus points...that Navy hat!

Dec 10, 2011Football
Philly Lingerie Team Puts 74-0 Ass Kicking On Canada! [Morning Twitpic]

Philly Lingerie Team Puts 74-0 Ass Kicking On Canada! [Morning Twitpic]

Back in October, 20 women walked away from careers with the Toronto Triumph of the Lingerie Football League. That left only 6 and a few rejects were brought in last night to take on the Philly Passion. Just look at that scoreboard. It was a good 'ol fashioned ass kicking from the U.S. of A. On Maple Leaf turf! Suck it, Canada. Thanks to @NYJSec133 for making the trip and showing us all 50 or 60 fans in the stands. BTW, it's Robert Griffin's day. Let's get rolling!

Dec 9, 2011Soccer
ESPN Logo Intern About To Get Fired Over This Wolverhampton Logo

ESPN Logo Intern About To Get Fired Over This Wolverhampton Logo

We're about to get out of her for the weekend, but not before this gaffe from ESPN gets posted. An intern better get his/her resume together. That's a Barcelona logo on the right. One of you soccer dorks might be able to fill us in on what that is on the left, but from our Google Image searching, it doesn't look like a Man. U. logo. Go ahead, destroy us in the comments section as being idiots. It's going to be slow sports weekend. Direct all hate mail to: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 9, 2011
Bro Selling This Custom Gold Mercedes For $10.9 MM [PHOTOS]

Bro Selling This Custom Gold Mercedes For $10.9 MM [PHOTOS]

Got an extra $11 million laying around and absolutely no taste? Well, then you're going to want this. It's the Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream, the creation of a Swedish businessman, and it's hideous. It's also got gold dust in the paint, 24 carat gold rims and headlines. A gold interior and rubies all over the damn place. It's fast too, but we guarantee no one is going miss you. Take a look for yourself.

Dec 9, 2011
Dick Vitale Lobs First Tweet Bomb In Twitter War With Kardashian Mafia

Dick Vitale Lobs First Tweet Bomb In Twitter War With Kardashian Mafia

Dick Vitale unloading on Twitter: Lamar Odom a no show @ Lakers camp according to reports . - Whast would u rather do stay home with @khloeKardashian or run sprints? Look at Vitale trying to start a shitshow with the Kardashians. You want war, Vitale? That giant bitch is about to unleash hell on your old ass. Obviously you haven't seen what those bitches did to Kris Humphries. Poor guy was called gay on a magazine for God's sake. Your move, Vitale. We'd delete that tweet.

Dec 9, 2011Ring Girls
UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer Is Back For UFC 140!

UFC Ring Girl Brittney Palmer Is Back For UFC 140!

It's the news you UFC Ring Girl freaks have been waiting for ever since Dana White assured you that Brittney Palmer hadn't been fired from her gig. She stepped away from her high-profile duties to concentrate on her artwork, tone the abs and... DAMN THOSE FAKE BOOBS ARE BACK! The mixed martial artists are in Toronto for the Bones Jones vs. Machida main event. Also, Canadian Mark Hominick is back after UFC 129 where he looked rough. Palmer pics! JUMP!

Dec 9, 2011Football
Case Keenum’s Wife Cool With Hubby Staring At Erin Andrews’ Ass?

Case Keenum’s Wife Cool With Hubby Staring At Erin Andrews’ Ass?

What do I have in common with Case Keenum this morning? We've both brushed up against Erin Andrews and our wives haven't left us. That's right, Mrs. Busted was cool with the BC-EA meeting in Tallahassee this fall. Last night it was Keenum's turn and Kimberly was cool with her award-winning hubby lusting after Pageviews. How do we know? Case tweeted about it. JUMP!

Dec 9, 2011Football
2011 Best College Football Cheerleader Rack: ASU’s Kristyn [PHOTO]

2011 Best College Football Cheerleader Rack: ASU’s Kristyn [PHOTO]

It's that time of the year when Busted Coverage bucks the norm & hands out sports awards you guys actually care about. Which one of you fools sat through that garbage from ESPN last night. You really care Robert Griffin won the Davey O'Brien Award? Sh!t, that thing will be in a pawn shop within 2-3 years. Might fill the Escalade for a trip from Texas to training camp. Anyway, today we get our yearly BC Awards rolling with Best Cheerleader Rack Of 2011. JUMP!

Dec 9, 2011Features
Adult Toy Storage, Colt McCoy Says WTF Happened? & Yoda Clock [Daily WTF]

Adult Toy Storage, Colt McCoy Says WTF Happened? & Yoda Clock [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 9, 2011Basketball
29 Best Black & White People Are Angry At Dan Gilbert Tweets

29 Best Black & White People Are Angry At Dan Gilbert Tweets

He's the man of the hour. The f-bombs directed to Dan Gilbert were coming in so fast 30 minutes go that we could barely keep up. You put a white guy in front of Black America and tell them he's pulling strings in the NBA and you have a Twitter war. Danny done gone and pissed off an entire race by sending that email to Stern, which helped nix the CP3 to L.A. scenario. Of course there were slave references. Of course there was venom. Of course we were there to document. JUMP!