Merry Christmas, fool. So there was this big release last night at midnight for Michael Jordan's new shoes, Concords. That meant street thugs, whitey, gangbangers and ever other form of punk you could think of broke away from his/her video game marathon to hit the mall. Then all hell broke loose. Thugs tore doors off stores, busted down doors and brawled in the Brooklyn streets. The shoes retail for $180 and there were limited supplies. Powderkeg! JUMP!
Just making our normal rounds on the Twitter photo search and look what we have here via @HerrDoggo. Total bro move by both parties, the guy wearing the jersey and from Herr Doggo snapping while Tebow was at a urinal. What else do we have two days before Baby Jesus does his thing? Ever see a Tebow jersey tattoo? And on a black guy's arm? That's like a white guy 6'1" being able to dunk. Unlikely. But we have it for you. Oh, and granny Tebowing. The craze rolls on. JUMP!
You know how the game is played. Here we go: A karaoke singer whose performance was met by a cascade of boos at a __________ bar allegedly punched three people in the face after he was asked to leave the watering hole Tuesday night, police report. Isiah Johnson, 20, was singing karaoke at Cabana Jack’s “when people started booing at him,” a bartender told cops. He was “noticed to be under the influence of intoxicants,” reported cops. Ohio or Florida answer here!
• Hot Chicks Doing MNF Opening Bit: BETTY WHITE! • So He Won't Nuke Us? Jong-il's son loved Jordan, Bulls • Must-See: Flyers Winter Classic goalie mask • Sophie Reade & Friends Wishing You Merry Christmas • Lingerie Models Vs. Fake Snowstorms: Who ya got? • Christmas Beer Pong Parties Gone Wild • OH SHHHHHIT! Jordan Carver working out • Promise You'll LOL: Dogs dressed up for Christmas
Wait, so there was an NFL game last night? You can call it that, but it was really a game to decide which team will get rewarded with Andrew Luck. Don't ask us how the NFL decides a tie-breaker for draft position, but the Colts f-ed around & beat Houston, meaning the Rams have moved into a tie with two wins apiece. Word on the street is that teams would trade three #1s & maybe a total of 5 picks for the Luck spot. In other words, that guy has a reason to be pissed. Let's get rolling!
ESPN will not let you forget that this Quarterback is the tallest QB in College Football but the real question is what drug is he on? Is it Xanax, Adderall, Marijuana, or just plain alcohol? Also, Chris Peterson of Boise State University does not look happy from the performance of his team. Somebody get him 2 mgs of Xanax stat! We are still not sure if Vontaze Burflict will murder a player on the field tonight. This is the Maaco Las Vegas Bowl, welcome to Thunder Dome bitch! JUMP!
Everything we thought we knew has just been turned upside down. Well, not really, but we're still a little befuddled. We heard about Kayte Christensen today because she was given some made-up position by the Phoenix Suns. Kayte used to play for the Phoenix Mercury, which is a WNBA franchise. Here's the rub -- she's actually hot. She can probably actually walk in heels too. So, in honor of her new job and the fact that she's an anomaly, we've got a gallery for you. Check it!
• It's simple, Kate Beckinsale can't not look hot • Maria Menounos wants you to use your imagination • Elisabetta Canalis or Stacy Keibler? It's hard to pick • JWoww's massive fake breasts in a bikini • Kate Upton: She wasn't always famous • No sense in wearing a bra with these sweaters • Miranda Kerr is one of the hottest Australians • Rose McGowen does exist and she has an ass
We're getting the basketball season started off appropriately! That is to say, with a sexting scandal! Golden State Warriors guard Monta Ellis is getting sued by a former team employee for allegedly texting her pictures of his junk. The organization is being sued as well. The woman, Erika Smith, says Ellis' advances and junk picture were unwanted. Here's the story and a laughable video from our Taiwanese friends at NMA. Check it!
The famous sports-figure Christmas cards are rolling in quite fast now that word is spreading that BC is hunting them down. Some dude named Lee sent us a tweet telling us that Jimmy Johnson was up to his weekly shenanigans. And there it was, coach with the boobie saddlebags flopped out and wearing his Santa hat. This guy is a straight up party waiting to bust loose at any moment. Have a Christmas card we need to see and publish? Send it in: email@example.com
You used to wait anxiously all year for Christmas Day when there would be a Nintendo, a Ken Griffey Jr. 1989 Upper Deck rookie card, a super-cool Alf doll or even a Cabbage Patch doll for those of you metrosexuals who were of age during that period. Now you've grown up and just want to sleep late and wake up to a woman such as those on our 2011 Sexy WAGs of Christmas Past & Present. Of course they're in a relationship, but 'tis the season to dream big and remember what the Christmas spirit is all about. We have Adriana Lima, Danielle Lloyd, Erica Ellyson, Gemma Atkinson & more celebrating the Yuletide. JUMP!
Not sure what the hell was going on last night at the Knicks-Nets game but we have photos of Kate Upton & Walt Frazier promoting Daily Burger's (new MSG burger joint). So many ways to go with this. The original thought was 'Kate Upton Now Dating Walt Frazier - WTF?' or 'Creepy Dude About To Eat Kate Upton.' Kudos to the marketing genius who was able to get Upton on the day she killed the Internet. Let's be honest, best promo shoot of the year. JUMP!
Josh Hopkins, formerly known as Erin Andrews' boyfriend, seems to have been replaced by a golden retriever puppy. We're still waiting on a follow-up explanation from OK Magazine or TMZ on this one, but it seems Pageviews and Mr. Kentucky have called it quits if we are to believe this tweet exchange. That's right, losers, she's back on the market. Should you start sending flowers and bottles of SmartWater to her Atlanta condo? Nope, she's moving in a couple weeks. JUMP!
So our cheerleader correspondent, Asher from College Cheerleader Heaven, sent an email at 10:45 EST: Just a few Oklahoma State cheerleaders on a ski trip deciding to rock their bikinis on the slopes. Those are words from a God. This guy has intel on cheerleaders that you can't imagine. Dude has so many Facebook contacts that we're actually thinking of hiring him before SB Nation gets another influx of cash. Go hit the slopes with OSU. There are hugging pics you need to see.
What can we say about Playboy's Miss January 2012 & Colts fan Heather Knox. BC Special Assignment Editor Joe Student yesterday sat down with Knox for what will go down as one of the most memorable 5 Questions in BC history. Knox talks about how hot Tim Tebow is, about his virginity, how she wants a vacuum for Christmas and how she'll send you naked photos of her using the vacuum if you buy it for her. JUMP!
Soccer dorks around the world are abuzz this morning with news of a Dutch soccer match gone wild when some drunk fool ran onto the pitch & decided to attack AZ Alkmaar goalkeeper Esteban Alvarado. Your reaction would be? Of course you'd proceed to kick the sh*t out of the hooligan, right? Alvarado tried to do exactly that and was promptly given a red card by the asshole ref. Something about Alvarado going back for seconds. We just can't support this sport. See why. JUMP!