2011 December - page 6
Dec 16, 2011Features
Florida Gators Fan With Perfect ‘Stache Pops Myrtle Beach Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Gators Fan With Perfect ‘Stache Pops Myrtle Beach Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WMBF: Pat Dowling, spokesman for the City of North Myrtle Beach, said the robbery occurred at the TD Bank located at 1801 Hwy 17 S. The suspect presented a gun and passed a note to a teller. He was able to flee with an undetermined amount of money. The bank alarm rang at 4:31 p.m. He was wearing a gray Florida Gators hoodie, a black knit hat and possible blue jeans. He also had a mustache that may or may not be authentic. Get him! mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 16, 2011NFL
Packers Fan Lost In Georgia Pops Up At Falcons-Jags Blowout [Morning Twitpic]

Packers Fan Lost In Georgia Pops Up At Falcons-Jags Blowout [Morning Twitpic]

Asked this last night on Twitter: Why have the Jacksoville Jaguars have been on primetime at least 14 times this season. Still waiting on an answer. Hell, throw Philly on a few more times. Or the Giants. Or the Jets. Or the Steelers. What else is going on this morning? How about this bro pulling a knife on his college classmates over something a chick posted on Facebook. Jesus Christ, where you at Bowl Week? Dying over here. Let's get rolling!

Dec 15, 2011Other Sports
Maple Leafs’ Tyler Bozak Rounding Up The Boys To See Justin Bieber

Maple Leafs’ Tyler Bozak Rounding Up The Boys To See Justin Bieber

We're not sure, but Toronto Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak might just be a little off. We wouldn't tell him that to his face, but we're pretty sure any guy who's asking other dudes to go to a Justin Bieber concert via Twitter maybe took one too many hits to the head. Regardless, to each his own. It looks like Bozak and some fellow hockey bros may just have an intimate evening with The Bieb planned. What are we talking about? Check it!

Dec 15, 2011NFL
23 Best Black Guy Reactions To Sam Hurd Drug Bust

23 Best Black Guy Reactions To Sam Hurd Drug Bust

This Sam Hurd drug bust fiasco is the story that just keeps giving. His name is easy to spell. He has that NFL job and incredibly serious charges on his head thanks to the DEA. By now you've heard that Sam was pretty much running a gigantic drug distribution network, according to the Feds. This sent black America into a frenzy. It's the thing of dreams. Black guy makes the League, seems to be livin' the life and then gets popped accepting kilos of coke. JUMP!

Dec 15, 2011NFL
Brett Favre Just Hanging At Basketball Game By Himself Tonight? [PHOTO]

Brett Favre Just Hanging At Basketball Game By Himself Tonight? [PHOTO]

We're still efforting the intel from the little gangsta tweeter, @_ButtaMilk8_, who uploaded this shot of Brett Favre at some basketball game. Butta Milk typed about 45 minutes ago: Brett favre in our gym. Yes, the photo is all kinds of grainy but that's the typical Favre formation with the arms crossed and sporting a giant watch. This retirement thing doesn't seem to be going too well. Doesn't have a sports bro to hang with him at games. Kinda sad. Updates to follow.

Dec 15, 2011Soccer
Watch Barcelona’s David Villa Break His Leg In Slow Motion [VIDEO]

Watch Barcelona’s David Villa Break His Leg In Slow Motion [VIDEO]

Barcelona forward David Villa broke his leg in a Club World Cup match with Al Sadd. The injury will require surgery and keep the Spaniard on the shelf for up to five months, leaving his status for the European Championships in jeopardy. And, if you're not a soccer fan, but you are a fan of gruesome injuries, then we've got something for you too. You probably don't want to watch on your iPhone while snapping chicken wings. You've been warned. Check it!

Dec 15, 2011
Ho-Hum: Crazy Black Chick Slaps Black Chick At Ohio H.S. Basketball Game [Video]

Ho-Hum: Crazy Black Chick Slaps Black Chick At Ohio H.S. Basketball Game [Video]

I've literally been back in Ohio for like an hour. Got off a plane this afternoon in Detroit, drove back to Ohio, picked up the dog from her doggie daycare center. Open up YouTube and 3 minutes later these black chicks are brawling at a Massillon, O. high school basketball game. Goddamn, Ohio, it's good to be back. We've said it dozens of times. Ohio might be a dive, but our state is way more interesting than your state. Bitch slap time! JUMP!

Dec 15, 2011Other Sports
John Mayer & His Douchey Palestinian Scarf At Coed Media Group Christmas Party

John Mayer & His Douchey Palestinian Scarf At Coed Media Group Christmas Party

Thanks to all 2-3 of you guys who wondered what the hell happened to us over the last 36 hours. Just happened that we were in NYC for the Coed Media Group (BC parent company) Christmas party in the West Village. There's Mrs. Busted & John Mayer over her shoulder at Empellon. Of course the CMG ladies weren't digging Mayer's caveman appearance and his man-whoring ways. As for the Mrs., she made it known that a loser home-bound blogger still impresses the shit out of her.

Dec 15, 2011Features
Bro Ruins His Futbol Jersey, Midget Trekkie & Santa Tombstone [Daily WTF]

Bro Ruins His Futbol Jersey, Midget Trekkie & Santa Tombstone [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 15, 2011NFL
An Open Letter To Tim Tebow From Jesus Christ On How To Beat The Patriots

An Open Letter To Tim Tebow From Jesus Christ On How To Beat The Patriots

It's now clear that Jesus Christ is on the side of Tim Tebow. No human has ever had so many miracle NFL victories with such little talent as Baby Jesus. You think Steve Young had miracle victories at 25 in the NFL? Pffft. He was getting killed as a Tampa QB. Eh, 5-11 in 1990 & nearly run out of Denver. That was after Super Bowl runs. Today we call on Jesus to coach Tebow throw this Sunday's game against Hoodie & the evil Pats. JUMP!

Dec 15, 2011NFL
John Clayton Has A Skullet [Morning Twitpic]

John Clayton Has A Skullet [Morning Twitpic]

So ESPN decided tonight was a good night to throw football guru John Clayton onto a set for the 'NFL Insiders.' There we were drinking in a West Village bar when all of a sudden Clayton was being shown from the profile view. A pair of balls hanging from his chin and that skullet just rocking harder than a soccer mom at a Taylor Swift concert. Clayton was sporting what the kids call a 'skullet' these days. The bald look with the full neck hair. It's for the man who's in denial. Let's get rolling!

Dec 14, 2011Football
Now There’s A Tim Tebow Beer: Tebrew [Photo]

Now There’s A Tim Tebow Beer: Tebrew [Photo]

You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!

Dec 14, 2011Other Sports
Winnipeg Jets Fan Starts Online Petition To Bring Back Bathroom Troughs

Winnipeg Jets Fan Starts Online Petition To Bring Back Bathroom Troughs

It apparently takes forever for anyone in Winnipeg to go to the bathroom when they're watching their beloved Jets. Well, someone is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore! An anonymous Jets fan has started an online petition aimed at getting the organization to put troughs in the MTS Centre bathrooms instead of the urinals they currently have. The idea is that it will help improve the flow of things. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the club is going to bite, but the effort is still golden. Check it!

Dec 14, 2011Football
Here’s Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street Segment [Video]

Here’s Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street Segment [Video]

New Orleans Saints signal caller Drew Brees did the kid-friendly thing and appeared on Sesame Street. We're not kidding. Is it awesome? Pretty much. Brees appears with Elmo to teach us about measuring. Sure, you can measure stuff with a ruler, but did you know you could also measure stuff with a potato? We sure as hell didn't. See, we're still learning too. Thanks Drew! Check out the creepily awesome video right here. Check it!

Dec 14, 2011NFL
Lindsey Vonn Jersey Chasing Tim Tebow Or Robby Tebow?

Lindsey Vonn Jersey Chasing Tim Tebow Or Robby Tebow?

....counting down the days until the 2012 ESPYs when Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn announce that their relationship is on and that they "were just friends for at least 8 months" before taking things to the next level with friendship bracelets and Lindsey getting Tim's letterman jacket. The more we look into Vonn's antics back in November, the more we think she's been up to something with this Tebow character. Does it matter? It does if Baby Jesus helped break up a marriage. JUMP!

Dec 14, 2011Features
Great Holiday Gift, Teen Pregnancy Barbie & Bag Of Holy Crap [Daily WTF]

Great Holiday Gift, Teen Pregnancy Barbie & Bag Of Holy Crap [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 14, 2011Features
St. Louis Rams Baseball Cap Bandit Busted Via Family [Cuff ‘Em]

St. Louis Rams Baseball Cap Bandit Busted Via Family [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the newshounds at ABC 10 - San Diego: ...the retired car salesman put "his right hand on the gun and tapped it. He told the teller, 'Give me the money. Give me the money. Hurry, hurry' in a firm and mean voice."He made off with $3,600 in the latest heist, but what he was not counting on was being recognized on 10News. Dude's family recognized his Rams hat & arthritic hands. Damn family didn't mind turning in their dad. Very ballsy this time of year.

Dec 14, 2011Other Sports
Want To Call Charlie Sheen & Talk Baseball? Here’s His Number [Morning Twitpic]

Want To Call Charlie Sheen & Talk Baseball? Here’s His Number [Morning Twitpic]

Here we are in NYC for the Coed Magazine, CollegeCandy.com & BC holiday party & totally missed out last night on the Charlie Sheen phone number being posted - by Chuck - to Twitter. The weekend guy at BC, Matt, sent this over and wondered if I'd give Charlie a buzz to get his feelings on Pujols to the Angels. Will probably get around to it after slamming the free breakfast at this hotel on 35th. If you get through, tell us all about it. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 13, 2011Football
Miami (OH) Football Equipment Manager Is A Dancing Nut [Video]

Miami (OH) Football Equipment Manager Is A Dancing Nut [Video]

Chad really likes to dance, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he wasn't the Miami (OH) Redhawks football team's equipment manager. Oh, and if he didn't dance on the field every day while the team is stretching for practice. We're pretty sure there's no music playing, either. Still, dude has some moves. Why he unleashes them when he does is the real question. We've got the video. Have at it!

Dec 13, 2011Football
Terry Bradshaw’s Florida Home Available For $1.4 MM [PHOTOS]

Terry Bradshaw’s Florida Home Available For $1.4 MM [PHOTOS]

Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn't need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It's not a dump, but he's practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you're a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It's located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We've got all the details and the photos. Check it!

Dec 13, 2011Girls
Sydney Esiason Mention On WEEI Sends Bostonians Into Frenzy [PHOTOS]

Sydney Esiason Mention On WEEI Sends Bostonians Into Frenzy [PHOTOS]

So that's what all the commotion on BC was about yesterday. Boomer Esiason, father of one Sydney Esiason, was on WEEI in Boston yesterday talking football and hockey. He told a story about how he plays rec league hockey to stay in shape and keep sane. The Dennis & Callahan crew wanted to know if he's ever had to drop the gloves and Boomer shared a story about a fight and his daughter was part of the conversation. As you can guess, she's hot, goes to BC & has pics. JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011Other Sports
Derek Jeter One-Night Stands Get Autographed Baseballs

Derek Jeter One-Night Stands Get Autographed Baseballs

New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter is back to his free-swinging, lady-slaying ways. The shortstop is moving on from Minka Kelly with a series of one-night stands and he's such a swell guy he sends his lady friends home with a gift basket and some autographed memorabilia. We're not kidding. Here's what the clean-cut All-American boy is up to when no one is around. Read all about it!

Dec 13, 2011NFL
Gheorghe Muresan Meets Danny Woodhead [PHOTOS]

Gheorghe Muresan Meets Danny Woodhead [PHOTOS]

Danny Woodhead is 5' 7" short. Gheorghe Muresan is 7' 7" tall. The two bros met this week and put to rest what it would look like when Woodhead met Muresan. It looks about like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar meeting Olivia Munn earlier this year. One's tall, the other is short. Of course this becomes a freak show that flies around the Internet because you guys have the thoughts rolling around in your empty brain whether Woodhead could kick Muresan's ass. Full shot - JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011
Lingerie Football League PMS Brawl: Toronto vs. Philly [VIDEO]

Lingerie Football League PMS Brawl: Toronto vs. Philly [VIDEO]

Remember Saturday morning when BC told you guys about the Philly Passion going up to Toronto & blasting them 74-0? Yeah, well now comes video of how things got salty & included chicks getting in a brawl. The cause? Who cares? We're talking fists flying, bras bouncing & even a phtog right in the middle of the fray. Look at these refs. They're useless against this raging estrogen. Like the NFL aiming to end blows to the head, the LFL needs to look into PMSing brawls. JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011Features
WTF Cowboys, Ghetto Fashions & White Castle Wedding [Daily WTF]

WTF Cowboys, Ghetto Fashions & White Castle Wedding [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 13, 2011Features
55 Greatest Busted Coverage Morning Twitpics Of 2011

55 Greatest Busted Coverage Morning Twitpics Of 2011

It's the greatest time of the year for those of you who started following BC at the beginning of December. Each year we spend the weeks before Christmas banging out the best of the best from the year in BC history. Today we tackle Morning Twitpics, your morning dose of sports & pop culture for men who appreciate a good laugh before heading to their miserable place of employment. It's been a helluva year. From Gruden's man-knuckle to Bengalman 420, we take a look back. JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011NFL
Will Lindsey Vonn Steal Tim Tebow’s Virginity? [PHOTOS]

Will Lindsey Vonn Steal Tim Tebow’s Virginity? [PHOTOS]

Enough of the bullshit, Vonn. We're onto you. You file divorce papers against your hubby in November & by December you are in the Tebow family box eyeballing Baby Jesus, watching him take the Broncos to first place in the AFC West. Will you put your hand on the Bible that you haven't given Tim Tebow a boner over the last 30 days? Will you claim that Tim Tebow hasn't put his throwing hand down your Spyder vest? Is it Christian of you to leave a marriage for Tebow? JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011wags
Phillies WAG Missy Coles 8th At World Bikini Championships [PHOTOS]

Phillies WAG Missy Coles 8th At World Bikini Championships [PHOTOS]

You hear World Bikini Championships and instantly think of something having to do with Hooters and draft beer. Not so, my friends. Remember Missy Coles from back in the summer? She's the hot chick with insane implants who is dating Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimmer. She's also into this fitness bikini competition that combines beauty, muscle & how well you fill out a bikini. The world championships were held over the weekend. We have sad news to report - JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011Features
Bama Fan, Stabbing Suspect John Stewart Repping Capital One Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Bama Fan, Stabbing Suspect John Stewart Repping Capital One Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Via AL.com: Gulf Shores police late this afternoon arrested a second suspect in the stabbing of a man attacked during a robbery Wednesday night, according to officials. John Jacob Stewart, 20, also of Gulf Shores, was arrested after the attack. Both men are charged with first-degree robbery. More embarrassing during bowl season: getting arrested for robbery and missing Bama's BCS game or repping the Capital One Bowl in your mugshot. Good work, Stewart. Roll Tide!