This hefty Texas Longhorn fan showed up nice and drunk to root against the California Bears in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl. BC would like to salute all of you crazy ass sombrero wearing drunken fans. You make screencapping fun. Also, a couple douchebag Michigan Wolverine fans and Southern California Trojan fans showed up on broadcast. If you can't cheer for a team, get the hell out of the stadium. JUMP!
He's only in sixth grade, but ESPN has already called him the next hoops phenom. And with good reason. Damon Harge has some sick moves on the court for anyone, much less someone who's 12. He dominates the top talent his own age and he holds his own against high schoolers. That's right, he plays at the varsity level against some college-ready talent. Wanna see what all they hype is about? Check the video.
Would the 49ers do something very, very stupid to fill the spot left after Braylon Edwards was released on Tuesday? So stupid like resigning Terrell Owens? Just in time for the playoffs? Crazy, right? Then the tweets start flowing from T.O.'s fingers. He's tweeting Donte Whitner and even hit send on this gem from some guest coaching gig: Met the West Team of the Offense-Defense, now headed back 2 Sam Houston High School 2 workout!! Gotta stay ready!! Still time, 49ers fan.
The Military Bowl between the Toledo Rockets and the Air Force Falcons was filled with insane amounts of scoring and tons of shameless corporate sponsorship. I guess someone had to pay for the billion dollar Stealth Fighter flyover which was totally bad ass. A MAC conference team was in this game so you know what that means. No defense and a million points scored. If you hate MACtion, then you obviously hate America and the Military Bowl. JUMP!
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In Euro sports leagues Destiny Newton would be splashed across tabloids & the subject of great interest to sports fanatics. In the U.S., she's unknown. A Twitter search results in zero mentions. Meanwhile, this is the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers, a quarterback who is putting together two of the greatest back-to-back NFL seasons in football history. How is it possible for a Super Bowl champion QB's girlfriend to remain so quiet? No idea, but that may soon change. JUMP!
Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!
Our appreciation for all things Steve Levy goes back to the early days of BC once we realized this guy has never seen tail not worth chasing. The guy LOVES women. Not his words. Ours. And then this happened yesterday during one of those SportsCenter live shows. Nope, Matt The Screencapper didn't catch this. Some bro (@TheRealTommyZ) from Cleveland capped Leves ogling Cohn's rack & we dug it up. Other Steve Levy tail conquests...JUMP!
Oregon stud RB LaMichael James & the Ducks yesterday got the VIP experience at Disneyland where one of the Rose Bowl gifts was the chance to ride Space Mountain. And then LaMichael James made a roller coaster face. The Internet went nuts. There is also news of Oregon football players getting stuck on a hotel elevator. But all focus is on James & the face. His teammate Kenjon Barner uploaded this gem & it is now part of this list of great roller coaster faces. JUMP!
You can't spell Washington Nationals' douchebags without Bryan (drafted in 2011 by Nats) & Bryce Harper. Of course Bryce Harper's douchebaggery is well documented. Now, thanks to a Twitpic upload last night, you now get to hate brother Bryan just as much. Bryan writes, My new ride!! What do y'all think?
#GREENonGREEN. Well, you want an honest opinion? It looks like perfect. Just don't cry on Twitter when the police dogs are nosing around in your trunk.
Bill Maher made one little tweet on Christmas Eve about Tim Tebow and all of a sudden the Christian elitists are all up in arms over the use of f@$k, Hitler, Satan in the same tweet. Said Maher: Wow, Jesus just f*(ked
#TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them" Of course that got passed around & the Christians are all #SMH & #LIBERALTRASH. Oh, and there's a bonus...Pro Bowl f-bombs! JUMP!
Via the Sun-Sentinel: The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man who robbed a Wellington bank on Thursday. Officials said a man in a Baltimore Orioles baseball cap walked into a Bank of America on Forest Hill Boulevard around 2:20 p.m. He passed a note to a teller that said he had a gun. Afraid for her life, the teller gave the man the cash from the register, officials said. Can't see a face but someone out there recognizes that hat. Not too many of those in the wild.
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Let's get things off and running with Derek Jeter, Monday night, hanging with his new Louisville homeboys at some hotel in Charlotte. Still trying to decide which is more depressing: stupid 'Louisville' gang signs or both those bros wearing adjustable hats - backwards. We hear the Pro Bowl rosters are out and Tebow didn't make the roster. Of course Vonn Miller told the Denver Post, "He deserves it," Miller said. "He should be starting, if it were up to me." Let's get rolling!
We live in a three dimensional world and sometimes it can be tough to tell which one to hold your sign into. Rule of thumb, hold it so the camera reads it so it isn't backwards Louisville Carinal fans. The NC State Wolfpack, who is coached by Tom O'Brien, pretty much has nothing to give after giving up Russell Wilson to Wisconsin. Also, the weird Louisville bird kid made it on ESPN. Congratulations you weird little bird bastard. JUMP!
Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!
She reached the pinnacle of Lingerie Football League success... actually, we have no idea what that is, but she was an LFL All-Star cornerback with the Chicago Bliss. Now, Danielle Moinet is now polishing her wrestling career in the FCW. it's okay if you've never heard of that. We haven't either, but she may one day end up a WWE Diva. In the meantime, she's serving as a valet for Abraham Washington. We've got the video and, more importantly, some photos of the lovely Miss Moinet for you. Check it!
The Little Caesars bowl kicked off tonight and 3 bros decided to show up and wear the least manly of outfits. The Western Michigan Broncos and the Purdue Boilermakers faced off against each other. Also, the Broncos threw one of the sweetest flea flickers for a Touchdown. Robert Marve, the transfer from the Miami Hurricanes, actually came into the game. He must have had some time off from getting drunk, taking illegal benefits, and shagging co-eds. JUMP!
Look at the Wayne Gretzky family going all hardo for their Christmas card, or what we believe to be their Christmas card thanks to a tweet from his daughter Paulina. Even the little kids are trying to be hard. Cool look, Gretzkys. Maybe it's just some photo they took to put on the mantle to remember how hard the family is. Maybe it's some photo to celebrate some Canadian holiday like Boxing Day. Whatever the case, um, Paulina's legs and ass are looking superb. JUMP!