2011 December - page 3
Dec 20, 2011NFL
This Cali Bro Responsible For Candlestick Power Outage? [Morning Twitpic]

This Cali Bro Responsible For Candlestick Power Outage? [Morning Twitpic]

We're still in search mode but we believe this San Fran bro actually has responsibility on the 49ers sideline. That is Jim Harbaugh's play chart to the right. Meanwhile, dude is just chilling and trying to figure out why the power keeps going out. He's also trying to figure out whether to fire up a bong or just roll a joint after the game. We figure it was a joint kind of night. As for how the newspapers played the power outage, the S.F. Chronicle wins this battle. So many puns. Let's get rolling!

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Dec 19, 2011NFL
Transformer Explodes During 49ers-Steelers Game [PHOTOS]

Transformer Explodes During 49ers-Steelers Game [PHOTOS]

See that flashing blue light in the left corner of the picture? That is what happens when a transformer explodes and electricity goes haywire. The fact that this game is being played at Candlestick Park makes this occurrence hilarious. Either they are filming a scene from the Dark Knight Rising tonight or the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers are about to play in utter darkness. Big Ben also tried "Tebowing" and failed miserably. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011Tennis
Smokeshow Tennis Player Gisela Dulko Owns This 110-Pound Dog [PHOTOS]

Smokeshow Tennis Player Gisela Dulko Owns This 110-Pound Dog [PHOTOS]

There's something about a woman and her dog. Or is it something about a man with a dog? Who the hell knows. What we do know is this. Tennis player Gisela Dulko may not be the greatest tennis player, but she is a world-class beauty -- a world-class with a gigantic Newfoundland named India. Unfortunately, she seems to be pretty into this dog and it could probably eat you in two bites. So don't get any ideas. Check out India and Gisela right here.

Dec 19, 2011NBA Dancers
NBA Mascots Chilling On U.S. Missile Launcher In Japan [PHOTOS]

NBA Mascots Chilling On U.S. Missile Launcher In Japan [PHOTOS]

It's that time of year when the major sports teams across this great nation sacrifice a few of their cheerleaders or dancers for a worthy cause - the troops. The Busted Coverage team doesn't have ties to the military but we know there are many of you who, if you can get it through the military censors, check BC for some T&A while you're serving around the world. If we could afford mascots and cheerleaders, your asses would be getting this Okinawa treatment. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011Football
ULL Strength Coach Rusty Whitt Longtime Badass, Iraq Vet [PHOTO]

ULL Strength Coach Rusty Whitt Longtime Badass, Iraq Vet [PHOTO]

Look at that man. Nails. You think a little blood streaming down Rusty Whitt's face during the New Orleans Bowl is going to change his demeanor? No f-ing way. You know how there are guys who act like hardos that aren't really hardos once the blood starts flowing. Not Whitt. Dude was Special Forces. Used to blast terrorist asses into pieces. Used to help terrorist visit their virgins. You want a strength and conditioning coach who's worth every penny? Sergeant Whitt is your dude. JUMP!

Aida Yespica’s WAG Ass – AGAIN [PHOTOS]

Aida Yespica’s WAG Ass – AGAIN [PHOTOS]

Ho-hum, Aida Yespica's ass is still lounging at some Miami beach. How much beach time can one human endure during one winter? Look, it seems like this chick has been parading her ass around Miami for like 2.5 weeks now. Doing nothing but walking from the ocean to her lounge chair. Maybe switching positions every hour or so. At this point, the Venezuelan should either be banging Alex Rodriguez or filling out her U.S. citizenship paperwork. This is getting ridiculous. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

Redneck Santa, Santa Get Your Guns & Buffalo Bills Parking Lot Fire Tank [Daily WTF]

Redneck Santa, Santa Get Your Guns & Buffalo Bills Parking Lot Fire Tank [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 19, 2011

Alyson Kate McCoy Is Patriots Bikini Chick [PHOTOS]

Alyson Kate McCoy Is Patriots Bikini Chick [PHOTOS]

Got an email about 20 minutes ago from Alyson Kate McCoy: I AM THE (PATRIOTS) BIKINI CHICK! And the mystery that we mentioned stemming from yesterday's Patriots-Broncos game has been solved. Alyson is claiming responsibility for the bikini photobombing near the press box. The facts on Ms. McCoy are trickling in, but we do know she has ties to the Boston area and works at a Denver law firm. Our full report - JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011

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Dec 19, 2011NFL
Tebow Weekend: Dog & Pastor Tebowing & Tebow Turkey Burger! [PHOTOS]

Tebow Weekend: Dog & Pastor Tebowing & Tebow Turkey Burger! [PHOTOS]

Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!

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Dec 19, 2011
Runaway Golf Cart Picks Up 2-8-5-6 Spare At Cowboys Stadium [VIDEO]

Runaway Golf Cart Picks Up 2-8-5-6 Spare At Cowboys Stadium [VIDEO]

So there was a big high school football game at Cowboys Stadium this weekend. Probably something like the Texas state championships. That's not the story here. Bigger news is that some rogue golf cart somehow got loose and drilled like five or six people on the field after the game. That's news. Anyway, the video is on fire this morning so we figured you and the boys at work would enjoy LOLing over this one with Becky in administration. Just watch those bowling pins drop. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011
Crazy North Korean Bastards Hear About Joe Paterno Firing [VIDEO]

Crazy North Korean Bastards Hear About Joe Paterno Firing [VIDEO]

PYONGYANG, North Korea – Word is leaking out of communist North Korea that college football fans are finally receiving information about the firing of Joe Paterno as head coach at Penn State. American intelligence officials, on condition of anonymity, say that word started to spread after a North Korean smuggled a USA Today back into the country from China. According to that official, young and old have marched to N. Korean landmarks to show their respect. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011NFL
Name Her! Patriots Fan In Bikini At Broncos Game [PHOTOS]

Name Her! Patriots Fan In Bikini At Broncos Game [PHOTOS]

Boston Herald Patriots beat reporter Ian Rapoport snapped this shot of Patriots Bikini Fan during yesterday's game and we're now begging answers to "Who is Patriots Bikini Chick?" We want name, Facebook, Twitter, Model Mayhem site, etc. We also have an alternate angle to show you how close she was to the press box. Now, do realize that only one member of the media tweeted out a shot of Patriots Bikini Chick. ONE! Folks, this is going to be all over the Internet today. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011Features
Drunk Florida Bro With Deuce In Pants Just Hanging Out At McDonald’s [Cuff ‘Em]

Drunk Florida Bro With Deuce In Pants Just Hanging Out At McDonald’s [Cuff ‘Em]

There are days when cops roll up to a McDonald's to order a couple doubles with cheese and snag a large order of fries because it's going to be another boring day of acting like they're running radar. Then there are days in Florida when cops roll up to a McDonald's and encounter John Dickson. Cops get out of car and the first thing they notice is that Dickson smells like shit. Literally, like a giant pile of steaming shit. And then the cop earns his money. JUMP!

Dec 19, 2011NFL
Packers Fan ‘Butch’ Gettin’ Rowdy During Pats-Broncos [Morning Twitpic]

Packers Fan ‘Butch’ Gettin’ Rowdy During Pats-Broncos [Morning Twitpic]

How did Matt The Screencapper miss lost Packers fan yesterday during the Broncos-Patriots game? Not sure, but you can be sure that an email has been fired off to his ass explaining that this is unacceptable. Sure way to get fired as the BC screencapper. Anyway, it's good to see 'Butch' gettin' rowdy during a 4&1 right in Pats' fan's face. In other football news, Kate Upton was talking shit on Twitter last night to Michael Vick about pitbulls. Let's get rolling!

Dec 18, 2011NFL
Batman Made An Appearance During the Chargers-Ravens Game [PHOTOS]

Batman Made An Appearance During the Chargers-Ravens Game [PHOTOS]

Brett here is obviously a fan of the movie The Dark Knight and made it clear during Sunday Night Football where the San Diego Chargers took on the Baltimore Ravens. I'm sure Phillip Rivers appreciates your fandom Brett. Takeo Spikes' neck may deserve it's own zip code due to the fact that it is actually bigger than his head. Terrell Suggs also claimed he went to "Ball So Hard University" which is really some random school in Arizona. JUMP!

Dec 18, 2011NFL
New England Patriots Touchdown Gives Birth To The “Tebow Face” [PHOTOS]

New England Patriots Touchdown Gives Birth To The “Tebow Face” [PHOTOS]

If you've turned on ESPN at all this week, then you have definitely heard all about the New England Patriots and Denver Broncos face off. The amount of hype is insane. They basically showed pictures of people "Tebowing" all week long. If you were looking for a defensive batter, you were watching the wrong game. The fans were rabid and obsessed with Denver's savior Tim "Baby Rhinoceros Jesus" Tebow.  JUMP!

Dec 18, 2011NFL
Jermichael Finley Pouts On The Ground While The Chiefs Lead The Packers [PHOTOS]

Jermichael Finley Pouts On The Ground While The Chiefs Lead The Packers [PHOTOS]

The Kansas City Chiefs are leading the undefeated Green Bay Packers in the 2nd quarter and Jermichael Finley is not happy about it. After Aaron Rodgers threw him a perfectly thrown ball, Finley stayed on the ground looking pouting like a school girl. Don't worry Packer fans, a coach is showing Aaron Rodgers what to do via a laptop. Could this be the first loss since Busted Coverage bought a share of the Packers? JUMP!

Dec 17, 2011Football
Kerwynn Williams Has The Best Worst Haircut of All Time [PHOTOS]

Kerwynn Williams Has The Best Worst Haircut of All Time [PHOTOS]

Kerwynn Williams was either a character in the House Party movies or he should look into getting a haircut. Tyler Tettleton of the Ohio Bobcats apparently had a sweaty palms issues and just threw the ball through his in own end zone [Video]. Utah State and  the Ohio Bobcats were forced to play on Boise State's "Smurf Turf" so mostly all you could see on your television screen was pure blue. The largest potato made an appearance for the Idaho Potato BowlJUMP!

Dec 17, 2011Football
This Wyoming Fan is Here To Support his “Pokes” [PHOTOS]

This Wyoming Fan is Here To Support his “Pokes” [PHOTOS]

Literally dozens of people showed up to the Gildan New Mexico Bowl. One of those fans happened to be Bob the Wyoming fan who probably just escaped from the nearest mental institution. What the hell are you wearing Bob?  New Mexico is known for being the hot air balloon capital of the world. It looked as if most people were watching from their air balloons because the stadium was empty. Also, kicker trick shot on video! .  JUMP!

Dec 17, 2011NFL
Gronkowski’s Porn Star Bibi Jones Hitting On Dan Patrick [PHOTOS]

Gronkowski’s Porn Star Bibi Jones Hitting On Dan Patrick [PHOTOS]

Remember the porn slut who was hanging with Rob Gronkowski back in October? That would be Bibi Jones and she's back with some interesting news. She's now hitting on NBC, SI & @dpshow host Dan Patrick. There has even been one helluva offer thrown on the table from Ms. Jones. Sex. Dan might be 55-years-old but there is something that Bibi is turned on by. The snarkiness? The silver fox hair? A guy who can talk sports into her ear during shower sex? JUMP!

Dec 17, 2011Features
Jags Fan Gettin’ Some Christmas Spending Cash From Bank Of America [Cuff ‘Em]

Jags Fan Gettin’ Some Christmas Spending Cash From Bank Of America [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WOKV: The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office is investigating a bank robbery that occurredFriday morning at the Bank of America at 840 Edgewood Avenue S. Police say a white male, 5'6"-5'8", mid to late 20s, wearing a red shirt, a Jaguars skull cap, and glasses entered the bank and gave a threatening note to one of the tellers demanding money. Guys, we're running out of time in 2011 to turn in a 'Cap Bank Robber.' Scared to turn in whitey? We aren't. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 17, 2011Football
Standing-Room Only At New Mexico Bowl Press Conference [Morning Twitpic]

Standing-Room Only At New Mexico Bowl Press Conference [Morning Twitpic]

You get 3 bowl games today & none of them are as highly anticipated as Temple-Wyoming in ABQ for the New Mexico Bowl. Said one Wyoming player during this empty presser: "Before this bowl game I didn't know where Temple was." You shit talking the Owls, bro? Also, good for the NCAA. Nice to see you're allowing the Hard Rock Casino to be a bowl sponsor. Send the right message. I'm heading out early. Matt The Screencapper will be here throughout the day. Be nice.

Dec 16, 2011Football
Sam Houston State Fan Wants LSU [PHOTOS]

Sam Houston State Fan Wants LSU [PHOTOS]

Carl, the Sam Houston State fan, was caught on television during the NCAA FCS Championship Semifinal. This guy seems to think that his FCS school is ready to face number one ranked LSU in the BCS National Championship. Cool story bro. Beating the shit out of Montana definitely should be a qualifier for the championship. Tyrann Mathieu has a message for you Carl. HT KegsNEggs  JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011Football
Mark Sanchez: 2 Girls, 1 Night

Mark Sanchez: 2 Girls, 1 Night

New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!

Dec 16, 2011Football
DeMarcus Ware’s Wild Mansion For Sale: $2.2 MM [PHOTOS]

DeMarcus Ware’s Wild Mansion For Sale: $2.2 MM [PHOTOS]

Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!

Dec 16, 2011Other Sports
Colin Cowherd’s Wallet Is Lost & Floating Around Las Vegas

Colin Cowherd’s Wallet Is Lost & Floating Around Las Vegas

Dear, f-ing Jesus, please let that wallet turn up at Olympic Gardens or Spearmint Rhino. In fact, we've already sent word to Rick's Cabaret marketing genius Lonnie Hanover that if Cowherd's wallet shows at Rick's Vegas we'll TMZ Herd's ass. If you're a stripper out there and are holding Cowherd's wallet, please tell us there are high school senior photos of Tony Romo inside. Or Sam Hurd's cell number. Something. BC tipline is wide open on this case: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 16, 2011Football
Hottest Girls Of Bowl Week: Gamecocks Cheerleader Ellison Is Flexible [PHOTOS]

Hottest Girls Of Bowl Week: Gamecocks Cheerleader Ellison Is Flexible [PHOTOS]

We kicked off Bowl Week Babes Bonanza yesterday with an Arizona State dancer named Shelbie who just happens to be dating Jack Elway III. Today, thanks to our correspondent Asher at College Cheer Heaven, we meet South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleader Ellison. Are we a little early on the Capital One Bowl hot chick (Jan. 2)? Yes, but you can never get enough 'Cocks cheerleader poon in December so we just fire these chicks at you as fast as possible. JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011NFL
Cardinals Kicker Jay Feely Probably Not On Sam Hurd’s Snitch List

Cardinals Kicker Jay Feely Probably Not On Sam Hurd’s Snitch List

Just threw it out there last night on Twitter. What name on the Sam Hurd snitch list is going to absolutely floor us? Readers chimed in with names such as: (the obvious) Tebow, Ditka, Lovie Smith, Dungy, Romo, Michael Irvin, etc. But then there was Jay Feely's name thrown into the mix. For those of you who don't know, Feely is conservative & takes his tweeting very seriously. He's mega-Republican and could be considered kooky to you liberals. JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011Other Sports
Bia & Branca Feres & Friends Put On Bikini Synchronized Swimming Show [PHOTOS]

Bia & Branca Feres & Friends Put On Bikini Synchronized Swimming Show [PHOTOS]

We were the first U.S. news outlet to report on Brazilian synchronized swimmers Bia & Branca Feres getting implants. Now we are able to report that the cagey sisters are up to even more antics after a Monday visit to a Brazilian beach. Ever seen synchronized swimming with ocean waves crashing on the swimmers? No? This is why we LOVE Brazil. The ladies don't think twice about great getting great implants & putting out great Internet content. It's Friday! JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011Football
Mike McQueary Believes Sandusky Was Having Sex “Based On Positions”

Mike McQueary Believes Sandusky Was Having Sex “Based On Positions”

Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011
Drunk Idiot At Chargers-Bills Game Tumbles Down Three Rows [VIDEO]

Drunk Idiot At Chargers-Bills Game Tumbles Down Three Rows [VIDEO]

'Tis the season for just getting drunk at NFL games in San Diego because the playoffs aren't happening and Norv Turner will soon be fired for yet another disappointing campaign. Games such as Bills-Chargers last weekend are pretty much just a good chance to get blotto and soak up some sun in the upper deck. Cue drunk guy (is that a #11 jersey?) and his drunk dancing skillz. Thankfully, a YouTuber had video running and uttered, these now famous words. JUMP!

Dec 16, 2011Features
Florida Gators Fan With Perfect ‘Stache Pops Myrtle Beach Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Gators Fan With Perfect ‘Stache Pops Myrtle Beach Bank [Cuff ‘Em]

Via WMBF: Pat Dowling, spokesman for the City of North Myrtle Beach, said the robbery occurred at the TD Bank located at 1801 Hwy 17 S. The suspect presented a gun and passed a note to a teller. He was able to flee with an undetermined amount of money. The bank alarm rang at 4:31 p.m. He was wearing a gray Florida Gators hoodie, a black knit hat and possible blue jeans. He also had a mustache that may or may not be authentic. Get him! mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 16, 2011NFL
Packers Fan Lost In Georgia Pops Up At Falcons-Jags Blowout [Morning Twitpic]

Packers Fan Lost In Georgia Pops Up At Falcons-Jags Blowout [Morning Twitpic]

Asked this last night on Twitter: Why have the Jacksoville Jaguars have been on primetime at least 14 times this season. Still waiting on an answer. Hell, throw Philly on a few more times. Or the Giants. Or the Jets. Or the Steelers. What else is going on this morning? How about this bro pulling a knife on his college classmates over something a chick posted on Facebook. Jesus Christ, where you at Bowl Week? Dying over here. Let's get rolling!

Dec 15, 2011Other Sports
Maple Leafs’ Tyler Bozak Rounding Up The Boys To See Justin Bieber

Maple Leafs’ Tyler Bozak Rounding Up The Boys To See Justin Bieber

We're not sure, but Toronto Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak might just be a little off. We wouldn't tell him that to his face, but we're pretty sure any guy who's asking other dudes to go to a Justin Bieber concert via Twitter maybe took one too many hits to the head. Regardless, to each his own. It looks like Bozak and some fellow hockey bros may just have an intimate evening with The Bieb planned. What are we talking about? Check it!

Dec 15, 2011NFL
23 Best Black Guy Reactions To Sam Hurd Drug Bust

23 Best Black Guy Reactions To Sam Hurd Drug Bust

This Sam Hurd drug bust fiasco is the story that just keeps giving. His name is easy to spell. He has that NFL job and incredibly serious charges on his head thanks to the DEA. By now you've heard that Sam was pretty much running a gigantic drug distribution network, according to the Feds. This sent black America into a frenzy. It's the thing of dreams. Black guy makes the League, seems to be livin' the life and then gets popped accepting kilos of coke. JUMP!

Dec 15, 2011NFL
Brett Favre Just Hanging At Basketball Game By Himself Tonight? [PHOTO]

Brett Favre Just Hanging At Basketball Game By Himself Tonight? [PHOTO]

We're still efforting the intel from the little gangsta tweeter, @_ButtaMilk8_, who uploaded this shot of Brett Favre at some basketball game. Butta Milk typed about 45 minutes ago: Brett favre in our gym. Yes, the photo is all kinds of grainy but that's the typical Favre formation with the arms crossed and sporting a giant watch. This retirement thing doesn't seem to be going too well. Doesn't have a sports bro to hang with him at games. Kinda sad. Updates to follow.

Dec 15, 2011Soccer
Watch Barcelona’s David Villa Break His Leg In Slow Motion [VIDEO]

Watch Barcelona’s David Villa Break His Leg In Slow Motion [VIDEO]

Barcelona forward David Villa broke his leg in a Club World Cup match with Al Sadd. The injury will require surgery and keep the Spaniard on the shelf for up to five months, leaving his status for the European Championships in jeopardy. And, if you're not a soccer fan, but you are a fan of gruesome injuries, then we've got something for you too. You probably don't want to watch on your iPhone while snapping chicken wings. You've been warned. Check it!

Dec 15, 2011
Ho-Hum: Crazy Black Chick Slaps Black Chick At Ohio H.S. Basketball Game [Video]

Ho-Hum: Crazy Black Chick Slaps Black Chick At Ohio H.S. Basketball Game [Video]

I've literally been back in Ohio for like an hour. Got off a plane this afternoon in Detroit, drove back to Ohio, picked up the dog from her doggie daycare center. Open up YouTube and 3 minutes later these black chicks are brawling at a Massillon, O. high school basketball game. Goddamn, Ohio, it's good to be back. We've said it dozens of times. Ohio might be a dive, but our state is way more interesting than your state. Bitch slap time! JUMP!

Dec 15, 2011Other Sports
John Mayer & His Douchey Palestinian Scarf At Coed Media Group Christmas Party

John Mayer & His Douchey Palestinian Scarf At Coed Media Group Christmas Party

Thanks to all 2-3 of you guys who wondered what the hell happened to us over the last 36 hours. Just happened that we were in NYC for the Coed Media Group (BC parent company) Christmas party in the West Village. There's Mrs. Busted & John Mayer over her shoulder at Empellon. Of course the CMG ladies weren't digging Mayer's caveman appearance and his man-whoring ways. As for the Mrs., she made it known that a loser home-bound blogger still impresses the shit out of her.

Dec 15, 2011Features
Bro Ruins His Futbol Jersey, Midget Trekkie & Santa Tombstone [Daily WTF]

Bro Ruins His Futbol Jersey, Midget Trekkie & Santa Tombstone [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 15, 2011NFL
An Open Letter To Tim Tebow From Jesus Christ On How To Beat The Patriots

An Open Letter To Tim Tebow From Jesus Christ On How To Beat The Patriots

It's now clear that Jesus Christ is on the side of Tim Tebow. No human has ever had so many miracle NFL victories with such little talent as Baby Jesus. You think Steve Young had miracle victories at 25 in the NFL? Pffft. He was getting killed as a Tampa QB. Eh, 5-11 in 1990 & nearly run out of Denver. That was after Super Bowl runs. Today we call on Jesus to coach Tebow throw this Sunday's game against Hoodie & the evil Pats. JUMP!

Dec 15, 2011NFL
John Clayton Has A Skullet [Morning Twitpic]

John Clayton Has A Skullet [Morning Twitpic]

So ESPN decided tonight was a good night to throw football guru John Clayton onto a set for the 'NFL Insiders.' There we were drinking in a West Village bar when all of a sudden Clayton was being shown from the profile view. A pair of balls hanging from his chin and that skullet just rocking harder than a soccer mom at a Taylor Swift concert. Clayton was sporting what the kids call a 'skullet' these days. The bald look with the full neck hair. It's for the man who's in denial. Let's get rolling!

Dec 14, 2011Football
Now There’s A Tim Tebow Beer: Tebrew [Photo]

Now There’s A Tim Tebow Beer: Tebrew [Photo]

You say you like beer, Denver Broncos football and that dreamy, stud of a quarterback Tim Tebow? Well, then your dreams just came true! Probably... Bonfire Brewing, a Denver-area microbrewer is about to launch a Tebow-inspired beer called the Tebrew Sunday Sipper. It's really weak for the first three quarters, but has a stout finish every time! You knew wouldn't resist that one, don't you? Check it!

Dec 14, 2011Other Sports
Winnipeg Jets Fan Starts Online Petition To Bring Back Bathroom Troughs

Winnipeg Jets Fan Starts Online Petition To Bring Back Bathroom Troughs

It apparently takes forever for anyone in Winnipeg to go to the bathroom when they're watching their beloved Jets. Well, someone is mad as hell and not going to take it anymore! An anonymous Jets fan has started an online petition aimed at getting the organization to put troughs in the MTS Centre bathrooms instead of the urinals they currently have. The idea is that it will help improve the flow of things. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like the club is going to bite, but the effort is still golden. Check it!

Dec 14, 2011Football
Here’s Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street Segment [Video]

Here’s Drew Brees’ Creepy Sesame Street Segment [Video]

New Orleans Saints signal caller Drew Brees did the kid-friendly thing and appeared on Sesame Street. We're not kidding. Is it awesome? Pretty much. Brees appears with Elmo to teach us about measuring. Sure, you can measure stuff with a ruler, but did you know you could also measure stuff with a potato? We sure as hell didn't. See, we're still learning too. Thanks Drew! Check out the creepily awesome video right here. Check it!

Dec 14, 2011NFL
Lindsey Vonn Jersey Chasing Tim Tebow Or Robby Tebow?

Lindsey Vonn Jersey Chasing Tim Tebow Or Robby Tebow?

....counting down the days until the 2012 ESPYs when Tim Tebow and Lindsey Vonn announce that their relationship is on and that they "were just friends for at least 8 months" before taking things to the next level with friendship bracelets and Lindsey getting Tim's letterman jacket. The more we look into Vonn's antics back in November, the more we think she's been up to something with this Tebow character. Does it matter? It does if Baby Jesus helped break up a marriage. JUMP!

Dec 14, 2011Features
Great Holiday Gift, Teen Pregnancy Barbie & Bag Of Holy Crap [Daily WTF]

Great Holiday Gift, Teen Pregnancy Barbie & Bag Of Holy Crap [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 14, 2011Features
St. Louis Rams Baseball Cap Bandit Busted Via Family [Cuff ‘Em]

St. Louis Rams Baseball Cap Bandit Busted Via Family [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the newshounds at ABC 10 - San Diego: ...the retired car salesman put "his right hand on the gun and tapped it. He told the teller, 'Give me the money. Give me the money. Hurry, hurry' in a firm and mean voice."He made off with $3,600 in the latest heist, but what he was not counting on was being recognized on 10News. Dude's family recognized his Rams hat & arthritic hands. Damn family didn't mind turning in their dad. Very ballsy this time of year.

Dec 14, 2011Other Sports
Want To Call Charlie Sheen & Talk Baseball? Here’s His Number [Morning Twitpic]

Want To Call Charlie Sheen & Talk Baseball? Here’s His Number [Morning Twitpic]

Here we are in NYC for the Coed Magazine, CollegeCandy.com & BC holiday party & totally missed out last night on the Charlie Sheen phone number being posted - by Chuck - to Twitter. The weekend guy at BC, Matt, sent this over and wondered if I'd give Charlie a buzz to get his feelings on Pujols to the Angels. Will probably get around to it after slamming the free breakfast at this hotel on 35th. If you get through, tell us all about it. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 13, 2011Football
Miami (OH) Football Equipment Manager Is A Dancing Nut [Video]

Miami (OH) Football Equipment Manager Is A Dancing Nut [Video]

Chad really likes to dance, which wouldn't be out of the ordinary if he wasn't the Miami (OH) Redhawks football team's equipment manager. Oh, and if he didn't dance on the field every day while the team is stretching for practice. We're pretty sure there's no music playing, either. Still, dude has some moves. Why he unleashes them when he does is the real question. We've got the video. Have at it!

Dec 13, 2011Football
Terry Bradshaw’s Florida Home Available For $1.4 MM [PHOTOS]

Terry Bradshaw’s Florida Home Available For $1.4 MM [PHOTOS]

Terry Bradshaw spends all his time in Hollywood, so he doesn't need this dump in Florida. Just kidding. It's not a dump, but he's practically giving it away at $1.4 million. The weird thing is Bradshaw never even bothered to live in it. If you're a golfer and have a lot of money, this just might be the place for you. It's located on a Jack Nicklaus-designed course. We've got all the details and the photos. Check it!

Dec 13, 2011Girls
Sydney Esiason Mention On WEEI Sends Bostonians Into Frenzy [PHOTOS]

Sydney Esiason Mention On WEEI Sends Bostonians Into Frenzy [PHOTOS]

So that's what all the commotion on BC was about yesterday. Boomer Esiason, father of one Sydney Esiason, was on WEEI in Boston yesterday talking football and hockey. He told a story about how he plays rec league hockey to stay in shape and keep sane. The Dennis & Callahan crew wanted to know if he's ever had to drop the gloves and Boomer shared a story about a fight and his daughter was part of the conversation. As you can guess, she's hot, goes to BC & has pics. JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011Other Sports
Derek Jeter One-Night Stands Get Autographed Baseballs

Derek Jeter One-Night Stands Get Autographed Baseballs

New York Yankees captain Derek Jeter is back to his free-swinging, lady-slaying ways. The shortstop is moving on from Minka Kelly with a series of one-night stands and he's such a swell guy he sends his lady friends home with a gift basket and some autographed memorabilia. We're not kidding. Here's what the clean-cut All-American boy is up to when no one is around. Read all about it!

Dec 13, 2011NFL
Gheorghe Muresan Meets Danny Woodhead [PHOTOS]

Gheorghe Muresan Meets Danny Woodhead [PHOTOS]

Danny Woodhead is 5' 7" short. Gheorghe Muresan is 7' 7" tall. The two bros met this week and put to rest what it would look like when Woodhead met Muresan. It looks about like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar meeting Olivia Munn earlier this year. One's tall, the other is short. Of course this becomes a freak show that flies around the Internet because you guys have the thoughts rolling around in your empty brain whether Woodhead could kick Muresan's ass. Full shot - JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011
Lingerie Football League PMS Brawl: Toronto vs. Philly [VIDEO]

Lingerie Football League PMS Brawl: Toronto vs. Philly [VIDEO]

Remember Saturday morning when BC told you guys about the Philly Passion going up to Toronto & blasting them 74-0? Yeah, well now comes video of how things got salty & included chicks getting in a brawl. The cause? Who cares? We're talking fists flying, bras bouncing & even a phtog right in the middle of the fray. Look at these refs. They're useless against this raging estrogen. Like the NFL aiming to end blows to the head, the LFL needs to look into PMSing brawls. JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011Features
WTF Cowboys, Ghetto Fashions & White Castle Wedding [Daily WTF]

WTF Cowboys, Ghetto Fashions & White Castle Wedding [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 13, 2011Features
55 Greatest Busted Coverage Morning Twitpics Of 2011

55 Greatest Busted Coverage Morning Twitpics Of 2011

It's the greatest time of the year for those of you who started following BC at the beginning of December. Each year we spend the weeks before Christmas banging out the best of the best from the year in BC history. Today we tackle Morning Twitpics, your morning dose of sports & pop culture for men who appreciate a good laugh before heading to their miserable place of employment. It's been a helluva year. From Gruden's man-knuckle to Bengalman 420, we take a look back. JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011NFL
Will Lindsey Vonn Steal Tim Tebow’s Virginity? [PHOTOS]

Will Lindsey Vonn Steal Tim Tebow’s Virginity? [PHOTOS]

Enough of the bullshit, Vonn. We're onto you. You file divorce papers against your hubby in November & by December you are in the Tebow family box eyeballing Baby Jesus, watching him take the Broncos to first place in the AFC West. Will you put your hand on the Bible that you haven't given Tim Tebow a boner over the last 30 days? Will you claim that Tim Tebow hasn't put his throwing hand down your Spyder vest? Is it Christian of you to leave a marriage for Tebow? JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011wags
Phillies WAG Missy Coles 8th At World Bikini Championships [PHOTOS]

Phillies WAG Missy Coles 8th At World Bikini Championships [PHOTOS]

You hear World Bikini Championships and instantly think of something having to do with Hooters and draft beer. Not so, my friends. Remember Missy Coles from back in the summer? She's the hot chick with insane implants who is dating Phillies pitcher Michael Schwimmer. She's also into this fitness bikini competition that combines beauty, muscle & how well you fill out a bikini. The world championships were held over the weekend. We have sad news to report - JUMP!

Dec 13, 2011Features
Bama Fan, Stabbing Suspect John Stewart Repping Capital One Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Bama Fan, Stabbing Suspect John Stewart Repping Capital One Bowl [Cuff ‘Em]

Via AL.com: Gulf Shores police late this afternoon arrested a second suspect in the stabbing of a man attacked during a robbery Wednesday night, according to officials. John Jacob Stewart, 20, also of Gulf Shores, was arrested after the attack. Both men are charged with first-degree robbery. More embarrassing during bowl season: getting arrested for robbery and missing Bama's BCS game or repping the Capital One Bowl in your mugshot. Good work, Stewart. Roll Tide!