2011 December - page 2
Dec 29, 2011NFL
Jerry Jones Has Been Partying In Miami This Week [Morning Twitpic]

Jerry Jones Has Been Partying In Miami This Week [Morning Twitpic]

NYC-based makeup artist @malinmurias typed on Tuesday: The Cowboy Jerry Jones definitely knows how to party! What a night @mokaimiami. What else is going on this morning? NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne finds himself in a breastfeeding Twitter scandal which eventually led to him calling some woman "a dumb bitch." The tweets have been deleted but our friends at Funny Athlete Tweets have the incriminating screencaps. Let's get rolling!

Dec 28, 2011Football
Jimmy Kimmel’s Sidekick Guillermo At Holiday Bowl [PHOTOS]

Jimmy Kimmel’s Sidekick Guillermo At Holiday Bowl [PHOTOS]

This hefty Texas Longhorn fan showed up nice and drunk to root against the California Bears in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl. BC would like to salute all of you crazy ass sombrero wearing drunken fans. You make screencapping fun. Also, a couple douchebag Michigan Wolverine fans and Southern California Trojan fans showed up on broadcast. If you can't cheer for a team, get the hell out of the stadium.  JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011Basketball
Sixth Grader Damon Harge Plays Ball With High Schoolers [Video]

Sixth Grader Damon Harge Plays Ball With High Schoolers [Video]

He's only in sixth grade, but ESPN has already called him the next hoops phenom. And with good reason. Damon Harge has some sick moves on the court for anyone, much less someone who's 12. He dominates the top talent his own age and he holds his own against high schoolers. That's right, he plays at the varsity level against some college-ready talent. Wanna see what all they hype is about? Check the video.

Dec 28, 2011NFL
Terrell Owens Begging 49ers To Sign Him For Playoffs

Terrell Owens Begging 49ers To Sign Him For Playoffs

Would the 49ers do something very, very stupid to fill the spot left after Braylon Edwards was released on Tuesday? So stupid like resigning Terrell Owens? Just in time for the playoffs? Crazy, right? Then the tweets start flowing from T.O.'s fingers. He's tweeting Donte Whitner and even hit send on this gem from some guest coaching gig: Met the West Team of the Offense-Defense, now headed back 2 Sam Houston High School 2 workout!! Gotta stay ready!! Still time, 49ers fan.

Dec 28, 2011Football
Military Bowl…More Corporate Sponsors Than South Has Rednecks [PHOTOS]

Military Bowl…More Corporate Sponsors Than South Has Rednecks [PHOTOS]

The Military Bowl between the Toledo Rockets and the Air Force Falcons was filled with insane amounts of scoring and tons of shameless corporate sponsorship. I guess someone had to pay for the billion dollar Stealth Fighter flyover which was totally bad ass. A MAC conference team was in this game so you know what that means. No defense and a million points scored. If you hate MACtion, then you obviously hate America and the Military Bowl.  JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011wags
Aaron Rodgers’ Girlfriend Destiny Newton Remains Mysterious [PHOTOS]

Aaron Rodgers’ Girlfriend Destiny Newton Remains Mysterious [PHOTOS]

In Euro sports leagues Destiny Newton would be splashed across tabloids & the subject of great interest to sports fanatics. In the U.S., she's unknown. A Twitter search results in zero mentions. Meanwhile, this is the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers, a quarterback who is putting together two of the greatest back-to-back NFL seasons in football history. How is it possible for a Super Bowl champion QB's girlfriend to remain so quiet? No idea, but that may soon change. JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011Golf
Rachel Uchitel Is Pregnant [PHOTOS]

Rachel Uchitel Is Pregnant [PHOTOS]

Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011Features
Steve Levy Enjoying Linda Cohn’s Rack [PHOTOS]

Steve Levy Enjoying Linda Cohn’s Rack [PHOTOS]

Our appreciation for all things Steve Levy goes back to the early days of BC once we realized this guy has never seen tail not worth chasing. The guy LOVES women. Not his words. Ours. And then this happened yesterday during one of those SportsCenter live shows. Nope, Matt The Screencapper didn't catch this. Some bro (@TheRealTommyZ) from Cleveland capped Leves ogling Cohn's rack & we dug it up. Other Steve Levy tail conquests...JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011Football
LaMichael James & 37 Great Roller Coaster Faces [PHOTOS]

LaMichael James & 37 Great Roller Coaster Faces [PHOTOS]

Oregon stud RB LaMichael James & the Ducks yesterday got the VIP experience at Disneyland where one of the Rose Bowl gifts was the chance to ride Space Mountain. And then LaMichael James made a roller coaster face. The Internet went nuts. There is also news of Oregon football players getting stuck on a hotel elevator. But all focus is on James & the face. His teammate Kenjon Barner uploaded this gem & it is now part of this list of great roller coaster faces. JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011Other Sports
Bryce Harper’s Brother Bryan Is Also Giant Douchebag [PHOTO]

Bryce Harper’s Brother Bryan Is Also Giant Douchebag [PHOTO]

You can't spell Washington Nationals' douchebags without Bryan (drafted in 2011 by Nats) & Bryce Harper. Of course Bryce Harper's douchebaggery is well documented. Now, thanks to a Twitpic upload last night, you now get to hate brother Bryan just as much. Bryan writes, My new ride!! What do y'all think? #GREENonGREEN. Well, you want an honest opinion? It looks like perfect. Just don't cry on Twitter when the police dogs are nosing around in your trunk.

Dec 28, 2011NFL
23 NSFW F-Bomb Bill Maher & Tim Tebow Pro Bowl Snub Tweets

23 NSFW F-Bomb Bill Maher & Tim Tebow Pro Bowl Snub Tweets

Bill Maher made one little tweet on Christmas Eve about Tim Tebow and all of a sudden the Christian elitists are all up in arms over the use of f@$k, Hitler, Satan in the same tweet. Said Maher: Wow, Jesus just f*(ked #TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them" Of course that got passed around & the Christians are all #SMH & #LIBERALTRASH. Oh, and there's a bonus...Pro Bowl f-bombs! JUMP!

Dec 28, 2011Features
Baltimore Orioles Bandit Makes Pre-Christmas Withdrawal From BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Baltimore Orioles Bandit Makes Pre-Christmas Withdrawal From BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Sun-Sentinel: The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man who robbed a Wellington bank on Thursday. Officials said a man in a Baltimore Orioles baseball cap walked into a Bank of America on Forest Hill Boulevard around 2:20 p.m. He passed a note to a teller that said he had a gun. Afraid for her life, the teller gave the man the cash from the register, officials said. Can't see a face but someone out there recognizes that hat. Not too many of those in the wild.

Dec 28, 2011Other Sports
Derek Jeter Hanging With His Louisville Bros In Charlotte [Morning Twitpic]

Derek Jeter Hanging With His Louisville Bros In Charlotte [Morning Twitpic]

Let's get things off and running with Derek Jeter, Monday night, hanging with his new Louisville homeboys at some hotel in Charlotte. Still trying to decide which is more depressing: stupid 'Louisville' gang signs or both those bros wearing adjustable hats - backwards. We hear the Pro Bowl rosters are out and Tebow didn't make the roster. Of course Vonn Miller told the Denver Post, "He deserves it," Miller said. "He should be starting, if it were up to me." Let's get rolling!

Dec 27, 2011Football
Louisville Fan Struggles With Right Dimension To Hold Shirt In [Photos]

Louisville Fan Struggles With Right Dimension To Hold Shirt In [Photos]

We live in a three dimensional world and sometimes it can be tough to tell which one to hold your sign into. Rule of thumb, hold it so the camera reads it so it isn't backwards Louisville Carinal fans. The NC State Wolfpack, who is coached by Tom O'Brien, pretty much has nothing to give after giving up Russell Wilson to Wisconsin. Also, the weird Louisville bird kid made it on ESPN. Congratulations you weird little bird bastard.  JUMP!

Dec 27, 2011Other Sports
Deion Sanders Getting Divorce, News To Wife Pilar

Deion Sanders Getting Divorce, News To Wife Pilar

Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!

Dec 27, 2011Football
Former LFL Cornerback Danielle Moinet Now Trolling As FCW Valet [Photos & Video]

Former LFL Cornerback Danielle Moinet Now Trolling As FCW Valet [Photos & Video]

She reached the pinnacle of Lingerie Football League success... actually, we have no idea what that is, but she was an LFL All-Star cornerback with the Chicago Bliss. Now, Danielle Moinet is now polishing her wrestling career in the FCW. it's okay if you've never heard of that. We haven't either, but she may one day end up a WWE Diva. In the meantime, she's serving as a valet for Abraham Washington. We've got the video and, more importantly, some photos of the lovely Miss Moinet for you. Check it!

Dec 27, 2011Football
Name These Three Effeminate WMU Bros [Photos]

Name These Three Effeminate WMU Bros [Photos]

The Little Caesars bowl kicked off tonight and 3 bros decided to show up and wear the least manly of outfits. The Western Michigan Broncos and the Purdue Boilermakers faced off against each other. Also, the Broncos threw one of the sweetest flea flickers for a Touchdown. Robert Marve, the transfer from the Miami Hurricanes, actually came into the game. He must have had some time off from getting drunk, taking illegal benefits, and shagging co-eds.  JUMP!

Dec 27, 2011Other Sports
Is This Wayne Gretzky’s Family Christmas Card? [PHOTO]

Is This Wayne Gretzky’s Family Christmas Card? [PHOTO]

Look at the Wayne Gretzky family going all hardo for their Christmas card, or what we believe to be their Christmas card thanks to a tweet from his daughter Paulina. Even the little kids are trying to be hard. Cool look, Gretzkys. Maybe it's just some photo they took to put on the mantle to remember how hard the family is. Maybe it's some photo to celebrate some Canadian holiday like Boxing Day. Whatever the case, um, Paulina's legs and ass are looking superb. JUMP!

Dec 27, 2011
Boss Move: Mark Cuban Sweating All Over Dallas Media Before Heat-Mavs

Boss Move: Mark Cuban Sweating All Over Dallas Media Before Heat-Mavs

We'd read earlier this year that Mark Cuban had this weird way of getting ready for a Mavs basketball game, especially during the 2011 NBA Finals. The guy literally gets on a stair climber and gets in a workout. Oh, & because he's a showman, Cuban also allows the media in to ask questions. Take this Sunday. There was Cubes, 30 minutes before showtime on his stair climber, catching the end of the Celtics-Knicks and just showering the Dallas media with billionaire sweat. JUMP!

Dec 27, 2011Other Sports
24 Greatest Sporting Event Streakers Of 2011 [PHOTOS]

24 Greatest Sporting Event Streakers Of 2011 [PHOTOS]

It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!

Dec 27, 2011
Drew Brees Thanks Equipment Managers For Rubbing His Balls [VIDEO]

Drew Brees Thanks Equipment Managers For Rubbing His Balls [VIDEO]

Bloggers this morning are choking on the Drew Brees post-game speech he gave after breaking Dan Marino's single-season yardage record in a win over the Falcons. Look, the speech was great and all but there were two takeaways from this one. First, Saints owner Tom Benson is still a complete asshole and Brees never forgets the little behind-the-scenes guys like the equipment managers who rub down his balls, getting them warm for some action. JUMP!

Dec 27, 2011Features
Look At Bruno Mars Giants Fan Grabbin’ Stacks At BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Look At Bruno Mars Giants Fan Grabbin’ Stacks At BOA [Cuff ‘Em]

Via KSEE24 Fresno: (went down Dec. 15) Two men approached a Bank of America teller stating they were armed and demanded money. The suspects left with an undisclosed amount of money and were last seen walking westbound on Bellevue Road towards Winton Way. We're onto you, bros. One tip and you'll be grabbin' ankles in the state pen. Our readership continues to grow and all it takes is one of your homeboys to start snitchin': mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 27, 2011Basketball
…And The Value Of Our Cam Newton BCS Pants Keeps Rising…[Morning Twitpic]

…And The Value Of Our Cam Newton BCS Pants Keeps Rising…[Morning Twitpic]

Ever get a bank account boner? Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine buying Cam Newton's game-worn BCS pants before Newton is even drafted. You spend $1,500 and are instantly called a "f-ing moron." Then the guy is drafted #1 overall and then goes out and accounts for 34 Panthers' TDs. Rookie of the Year, rookie records destroyed, blah, blah, blah. But then the guy shows up at last night's Hornets game & is a fashion icon. That's a bank account boner. Let's get rolling!

Dec 26, 2011Football
Tebow Jesus Jersey Guy Taking Leak At Saints-Falcons [PHOTO]

Tebow Jesus Jersey Guy Taking Leak At Saints-Falcons [PHOTO]

And you thought it was impossible to tie Tebow into this Monday Night Football game. Blasphemy. This went down about 1.5 hours ago. What kind of guy shows up at the Superdome, amongst 75,000 rabid Saints fans, wearing his Jesus #15 jersey? A crazy MFer, that's who. That thing looks fresh, too. Probably just unwrapped yesterday. A gift from an understanding wife who realizes her husband is f-ing nuts. No sword fights with Brees reported. (via @WoodyCalcio)

Dec 26, 2011NFL
Insane Saints Fans and Betty White Collide On Monday Night Football [Photos]

Insane Saints Fans and Betty White Collide On Monday Night Football [Photos]

Two insane New Orleans Saints fans was spotted in The Superdome where the Atlanta Falcons looked to come in for the upset. Even Betty White made an appearance on Monday Night Football and it was nothing short of spectacular. She knew more about the NFL than more than some 20 year olds. Even Suzy Kolber showed up and thankfully Joe Namath wasn't there to try and kiss her. JUMP!

Dec 26, 2011
NBC Sportstalk’s Russ Thaler Has A Boner On His Brain [VIDEO]

NBC Sportstalk’s Russ Thaler Has A Boner On His Brain [VIDEO]

Can honestly say we've yet to watch the NBC Sportstalk show because finding VS within 800 channels is difficult and it's lodged somewhere between the NBA & NHL networks. Anyway, some host named Russ Thaler was chatting it up with ProFootballTalk's Mike Florio tonight when Russ decided to utter 'boner.' Just blurted it out, corrected himself and tried to cover up the fact that he just said boner. C'mon, Thaler. Like the Internet isn't going to catch this shit. Let it roll. JUMP!

Dec 26, 2011Other Sports
White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

White Face Sammy Sosa Presents Black Face Painting To Panama [PHOTOS]

Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!

Dec 26, 2011Football
Count The Losers At Independence Bowl [Photos]

Count The Losers At Independence Bowl [Photos]

ESPN sideline reporter Allison Williams was not discouraged even though only a handful of fans showed up to the Independence Bowl between the Mizzou Tigers and the UNC Tarheels. We did't need Darren Rovell to tell us how empty this stadium it was. I don't know how you can blame the fans though. Who wants to live in Shreveport? Sorry @FOTProgram. Spotted in the crowd: Is this kid's dad letting him smoke a blount or is it just a straw?  JUMP!

Dec 26, 2011Basketball
Justise Winslow’s Insane Dunk Gets Him Ejected [VIDEO]

Justise Winslow’s Insane Dunk Gets Him Ejected [VIDEO]

You probably haven't heard of Justice Winslow yet, but you will. Winslow is only a high school sophomore at Houston (Texas) St. John's School, but he can jump out of the gym and has a wicked crossover to boot. Over the holidays, Winslow threw down one of the wickedest slams we've seen from a high school kid. The only problem is, he did some taunting immediately following it, collected two technicals and got tossed. Here's the video. Check it!

Dec 26, 2011
Jill Martin: Best NBA Sideline Reporter Boobs [PHOTOS]

Jill Martin: Best NBA Sideline Reporter Boobs [PHOTOS]

Look, Jill Martin's face isn't getting any younger, but that rack somehow manages to stay as lovely as ever. It was just 25 days ago that we introduced you to the Knicks MSG 'features' sideline reporter and the rack is still holding together nicely from what we can see yesterday in Miami. Usually 25 days for a chick of Jill's age (what, late 30s) is like an eternity. All hell can break loose. But there the rack was, in shape. Hands down best sideline reporter rack in the NBA. JUMP!

Dec 26, 2011Football
Independence Bowl Trophy Destroyed By Missouri Mascot Before Kickoff [PHOTOS]

Independence Bowl Trophy Destroyed By Missouri Mascot Before Kickoff [PHOTOS]

Word is trickling out of Shreveport, Louisiana where bowl week officially kicks off in two hours and either Missouri or North Carolina will walk away with this broken trophy. Media types on the ground say that the Missouri mascot, Truman, has broken the trophy. @HarryPlumer is a Mizzou beat writer: Asked Truman if he broke the trophy. He nodded. Asked him what happened. Threw his paws in the air, then covered his eyes to mimic sobbing. Winner takes all! JUMP!