Imagine a marketing ploy where a sports franchise takes a fat guy, has him strip off his t-shirt and dance on camera. Groundbreaking stuff, right? Here we were just minding our business this morning and then Columbus Blue Jackets' super-pig, Dancing Kevin, shows up on our Facebook timeline. Perfect. Nothing suckers us in on a video like a fat guy painted with messages for Boston Bruins fan. Might be the biggest rack you see all day on BC. JUMP!
Let's get the last full week your ass will be working this year into high gear with the game that's all the rage these days: Florida or Ohio. You know the rules. We give you a crazy arrest story from either Ohio or Florida, delete the details such as city, address, newspaper reporting the story, etc. You and the coworkers place wagers. Only one of these two kooky states can win. Today we have these sex den (allegedly) proprietors who ran a swingers club. Details - JUMP!
• Proof: God loves Tebow more than Marion Barber • WATCH: Tom Brady & O.C. beefing, in shouting match • Lucky broad: Joe Mauer now engaged to this chick! • UFC 140: Lyoto Machida put to sleep by Bones Jones • Elisha Cuthbert's TV show looks like a must-see • Slutty Nikki Benz in 43 different birthday suits • Destroyed: Les Miles vs. Heckler at Heisman ceremony • Lindsay Lohan goes to house party w/ $10k cash, loses it
That's right, bitches, we start throwing around money, snapping up shares of the Green Bay Packers and the train just keeps on chugging. And for those of you assholes on Twitter saying we'd get our asses kicked for wearing a #00 OWNER jersey into Lambeau, what do you say about this bro spotted by CBS cameras? In other NFL news, Brian Urlacher is running his mouth about Baby Jesus. A good RB? Dude just worked your ass. C'mon, Bri. Let's get rolling!
You've no doubt heard of the Manning Face, well this is the Romo Face. It occurred directly after Tony Romo backed into his end zone and was subsequently sacked. Jessica Simpson is probably responsible for this. New York Giants Running Back Brandon Jacobs also jumped over a Dallas Cowboys' defender and did his best superman impression. DeMarco Murray went down with an injury that looks to have him out for the rest of the season. JUMP!
The undefeated Green Bay Packers took on the Oakland Raiders at Lambeau Field today where the Green Bay "cheeseheads" in the crowd did not fail to dress insanely crazy. Packers receiver Brian Taylor got his first reception and also his first "Lambeau Leap". Carson Palmer looked lost against this Green Bay defense and his wide receivers did not exactly help him out JUMP!
Rex "Rextacy" Grossman aka the "Sex Cannon" and the Washington Redskins faced off against Tom Brady and the New England Patriots. Grossman spent most of his time on his back or missing his receivers against the stout New England defense where the sound of booing filled the stadium. Rob Gronkowski made a spectacular catch in which most of the defense thought he was down. JUMP!
A brawl broke out at the Xavier Cincinati game on Saturday leaving Kenny Frease bloody and screaming on the court. There was less than 10 seconds left in the game when the fight broke out and the benches cleared. Cincinnati Bearcat player Yancy Gates threw punches and kicks towards Xavier player. The DJ then played "Run This Town" by Jay-Z afterwards. Well played DJ. H/T to @Bubbaprog. JUMP!
The UFC’s only official pre-fight show returns when Fight Day comes to you live from the Air Canada Centre, the host of Saturday’s UFC 140 event. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will guide you through the latest news of the week. Top UFC lightweight contender Ben Henderson joins the show to discuss his February title fight against Frankie Edgar, and top MMA journalists from around the world join the show to help break down the entire event. JUMP!
President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden showed up to watch the Army Navy game. Tracy Wolfson looked like she was freezing on the sidelines and bundled herself up in everything she could find to stay warm. The stadium was packed which will happen when the girls at both of your schools can squat more than your linebackers. One Navy fan was particularly psyched for this game. JUMP!
Before you guys start calling us morons, we mangled trouser on purpose to try to sneak this one on Twitter by Jimmy Johnson this morning, but the ball coach was onto us. Sorta. For those of you who follow Jimmy on Twitter, you know that JJ will pretty much answer everything from his fans. Today was a test of how far Jimmy will go to share his insights with us. How did he fare? Handled our shenanigans like a champ. JUMP!
After much sleuthing, deliberation and ogling, we've decided that yes, we have indeed found the world's hottest tennis WAG. Her name is Zaira Nara and she's, you guessed it -- a model. What we don't quite understand is why she's going out with a dirtball like tennis player Juan Monaco. He looks like a garbage collector. It must be the Argentine thing or maybe she only dates athletes. One of the two. Here's the rundown and a gallery. Check it!
Via Cincinnati.com: Police say 68-year-old James Summers, Jr. robbed the Gateway College bookstore located at 510 Technology Way near Florence around 10 a.m. Thursday. Summers, who is a student at Gateway College, threatened an employee with a knife and stole an undetermined amount of cash. Police caught up with Summers at the Hollywood Casino in Lawrenceburg, Ind., around 1:30 a.m. Friday and arrested him. Bonus points...that Navy hat!
• Seriously: Andrew Luck wearing a Colts jersey • Nice Look: Shawn Marion's hair is so f-ing gay • For the ladies: Ronaldinho grabs his junk • Louisville Dance Team Playing Grab Ass At Beach • GQ Body Of The Year: Kate Upton! • Kate thanks GQ with three new yFrog pics • Joanna Krupa Update: WTF is up with that dress? • Playboy Chicks Want For X-Mas: Bryci says pots & pans
Back in October, 20 women walked away from careers with the Toronto Triumph of the Lingerie Football League. That left only 6 and a few rejects were brought in last night to take on the Philly Passion. Just look at that scoreboard. It was a good 'ol fashioned ass kicking from the U.S. of A. On Maple Leaf turf! Suck it, Canada. Thanks to @NYJSec133 for making the trip and showing us all 50 or 60 fans in the stands. BTW, it's Robert Griffin's day. Let's get rolling!
We're about to get out of her for the weekend, but not before this gaffe from ESPN gets posted. An intern better get his/her resume together. That's a Barcelona logo on the right. One of you soccer dorks might be able to fill us in on what that is on the left, but from our Google Image searching, it doesn't look like a Man. U. logo. Go ahead, destroy us in the comments section as being idiots. It's going to be slow sports weekend. Direct all hate mail to: firstname.lastname@example.org
• Miranda Kerr and Rachel Bilson have great cleavage • Kate Upton: GQ's Body of the Year • Emmy Rossum is a cutie and is quite nipply • Scout Willis shows her backside in fashion film • Gorgeous Dominique Le Toullec in FHM • 56 hot pics of Pete Wentz's new GF, Meagan Camper • 20 hottest photos of Aida Yespica • Sylwia Kobylinska in some sexy swimwear
Got an extra $11 million laying around and absolutely no taste? Well, then you're going to want this. It's the Anliker McLaren SLR 999 Red Gold Dream, the creation of a Swedish businessman, and it's hideous. It's also got gold dust in the paint, 24 carat gold rims and headlines. A gold interior and rubies all over the damn place. It's fast too, but we guarantee no one is going miss you. Take a look for yourself.
Dick Vitale unloading on Twitter: Lamar Odom a no show @ Lakers camp according to reports . - Whast would u rather do stay home with
@khloeKardashian or run sprints? Look at Vitale trying to start a shitshow with the Kardashians. You want war, Vitale? That giant bitch is about to unleash hell on your old ass. Obviously you haven't seen what those bitches did to Kris Humphries. Poor guy was called gay on a magazine for God's sake. Your move, Vitale. We'd delete that tweet.