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  • Dutch TV Hosts Eat Flesh & Bet On Kobe’s Next Girlfriend [Daily Dump]
  • This Cali Bro Responsible For Candlestick Power Outage? [Morning Twitpic]

    This Cali Bro Responsible For Candlestick Power Outage? [Morning Twitpic]

    We're still in search mode but we believe this San Fran bro actually has responsibility on the 49ers sideline. That is Jim Harbaugh's play chart to the right. Meanwhile, dude is just chilling and trying to figure out why the power keeps going out. He's also trying to figure out whether to fire up a bong or just roll a joint after the game. We figure it was a joint kind of night. As for how the newspapers played the power outage, the S.F. Chronicle wins this battle. So many puns. Let's get rolling!

  • Transformer Explodes During 49ers-Steelers Game [PHOTOS]

    Transformer Explodes During 49ers-Steelers Game [PHOTOS]

    See that flashing blue light in the left corner of the picture? That is what happens when a transformer explodes and electricity goes haywire. The fact that this game is being played at Candlestick Park makes this occurrence hilarious. Either they are filming a scene from the Dark Knight Rising tonight or the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers are about to play in utter darkness. Big Ben also tried "Tebowing" and failed miserably. JUMP!

  • Smokeshow Tennis Player Gisela Dulko Owns This 110-Pound Dog [PHOTOS]

    Smokeshow Tennis Player Gisela Dulko Owns This 110-Pound Dog [PHOTOS]

    There's something about a woman and her dog. Or is it something about a man with a dog? Who the hell knows. What we do know is this. Tennis player Gisela Dulko may not be the greatest tennis player, but she is a world-class beauty -- a world-class with a gigantic Newfoundland named India. Unfortunately, she seems to be pretty into this dog and it could probably eat you in two bites. So don't get any ideas. Check out India and Gisela right here.

  • Skintastic Joanna Krupa & Hottest Magazine Photoshoots [Afternoon Dump]
  • NBA Mascots Chilling On U.S. Missile Launcher In Japan [PHOTOS]

    NBA Mascots Chilling On U.S. Missile Launcher In Japan [PHOTOS]

    It's that time of year when the major sports teams across this great nation sacrifice a few of their cheerleaders or dancers for a worthy cause - the troops. The Busted Coverage team doesn't have ties to the military but we know there are many of you who, if you can get it through the military censors, check BC for some T&A while you're serving around the world. If we could afford mascots and cheerleaders, your asses would be getting this Okinawa treatment. JUMP!

  • ULL Strength Coach Rusty Whitt Longtime Badass, Iraq Vet [PHOTO]

    ULL Strength Coach Rusty Whitt Longtime Badass, Iraq Vet [PHOTO]

    Look at that man. Nails. You think a little blood streaming down Rusty Whitt's face during the New Orleans Bowl is going to change his demeanor? No f-ing way. You know how there are guys who act like hardos that aren't really hardos once the blood starts flowing. Not Whitt. Dude was Special Forces. Used to blast terrorist asses into pieces. Used to help terrorist visit their virgins. You want a strength and conditioning coach who's worth every penny? Sergeant Whitt is your dude. JUMP!

  • Aida Yespica’s WAG Ass – AGAIN [PHOTOS]

    Aida Yespica’s WAG Ass – AGAIN [PHOTOS]

    Ho-hum, Aida Yespica's ass is still lounging at some Miami beach. How much beach time can one human endure during one winter? Look, it seems like this chick has been parading her ass around Miami for like 2.5 weeks now. Doing nothing but walking from the ocean to her lounge chair. Maybe switching positions every hour or so. At this point, the Venezuelan should either be banging Alex Rodriguez or filling out her U.S. citizenship paperwork. This is getting ridiculous. JUMP!

  • Redneck Santa, Santa Get Your Guns & Buffalo Bills Parking Lot Fire Tank [Daily WTF]

    Redneck Santa, Santa Get Your Guns & Buffalo Bills Parking Lot Fire Tank [Daily WTF]

    Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

  • Alyson Kate McCoy Is Patriots Bikini Chick [PHOTOS]

    Alyson Kate McCoy Is Patriots Bikini Chick [PHOTOS]

    Got an email about 20 minutes ago from Alyson Kate McCoy: I AM THE (PATRIOTS) BIKINI CHICK! And the mystery that we mentioned stemming from yesterday's Patriots-Broncos game has been solved. Alyson is claiming responsibility for the bikini photobombing near the press box. The facts on Ms. McCoy are trickling in, but we do know she has ties to the Boston area and works at a Denver law firm. Our full report - JUMP!

  • Tebow Weekend: Dog & Pastor Tebowing & Tebow Turkey Burger! [PHOTOS]

    Tebow Weekend: Dog & Pastor Tebowing & Tebow Turkey Burger! [PHOTOS]

    Still not down with Tebowmania? You're missing out on the biggest sports craze for white people since golfing became cool thanks to Tiger Woods. How big is this 'thing?' CBS racked up a 19.5 rating from Broncos-Patriots. Game 7 of the World Series this year earned a 16.2. Sure, the guy lost, but so did the Raiders. Tebow has a roadie left at Buffalo on Sat. & then at home against the Chiefs on New Year's Day. This is just a peek into 48 hours of Tebow on the Internet. JUMP!

  • Runaway Golf Cart Picks Up 2-8-5-6 Spare At Cowboys Stadium [VIDEO]

    Runaway Golf Cart Picks Up 2-8-5-6 Spare At Cowboys Stadium [VIDEO]

    So there was a big high school football game at Cowboys Stadium this weekend. Probably something like the Texas state championships. That's not the story here. Bigger news is that some rogue golf cart somehow got loose and drilled like five or six people on the field after the game. That's news. Anyway, the video is on fire this morning so we figured you and the boys at work would enjoy LOLing over this one with Becky in administration. Just watch those bowling pins drop. JUMP!

  • Crazy North Korean Bastards Hear About Joe Paterno Firing [VIDEO]

    Crazy North Korean Bastards Hear About Joe Paterno Firing [VIDEO]

    PYONGYANG, North Korea – Word is leaking out of communist North Korea that college football fans are finally receiving information about the firing of Joe Paterno as head coach at Penn State. American intelligence officials, on condition of anonymity, say that word started to spread after a North Korean smuggled a USA Today back into the country from China. According to that official, young and old have marched to N. Korean landmarks to show their respect. JUMP!

  • Name Her! Patriots Fan In Bikini At Broncos Game [PHOTOS]

    Name Her! Patriots Fan In Bikini At Broncos Game [PHOTOS]

    Boston Herald Patriots beat reporter Ian Rapoport snapped this shot of Patriots Bikini Fan during yesterday's game and we're now begging answers to "Who is Patriots Bikini Chick?" We want name, Facebook, Twitter, Model Mayhem site, etc. We also have an alternate angle to show you how close she was to the press box. Now, do realize that only one member of the media tweeted out a shot of Patriots Bikini Chick. ONE! Folks, this is going to be all over the Internet today. JUMP!

  • Drunk Florida Bro With Deuce In Pants Just Hanging Out At McDonald’s [Cuff 'Em]

    Drunk Florida Bro With Deuce In Pants Just Hanging Out At McDonald’s [Cuff 'Em]

    There are days when cops roll up to a McDonald's to order a couple doubles with cheese and snag a large order of fries because it's going to be another boring day of acting like they're running radar. Then there are days in Florida when cops roll up to a McDonald's and encounter John Dickson. Cops get out of car and the first thing they notice is that Dickson smells like shit. Literally, like a giant pile of steaming shit. And then the cop earns his money. JUMP!

  • Drug Dog Named Tebow & Holly Peers 2012 Boob-Tacular Calendar [Daily Dump]