2011 December - page 10
Dec 2, 2011Football
The Pac-12 Kicks Oregon PA Announcer To Curb, Brings In Yankees PA D-Bag

The Pac-12 Kicks Oregon PA Announcer To Curb, Brings In Yankees PA D-Bag

This is what they're fired up about in Oregon tonight for the first-ever Pac-12 football championship game: the PA announcer. It seems the Pac-12 thought it would be too much of a home-field advantage for the home team to use its PA announcer. Serious as an itchy ballsack. And who did the conference bring in? That smiling d-bag, Paul Olden, who's the voice of the New York Yankees. You want kicked in the nuts, Oregon? Here comes commissioner Larry Scott. BAM! JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Football
Best Of OU Superfan Ashley Ferrara For Big 12 Championship [47 Photos]

Best Of OU Superfan Ashley Ferrara For Big 12 Championship [47 Photos]

WE KNOW! There's no Big 12 Championship game this year because there aren't two divisions. But let's all just play along and call Saturday's OU-Okie State Bedlam game the championship. The winner goes to Glendale for the Fiesta Bowl. As a gift to you guys, we're bringing back OU law student @AshleyFerrara and her insane mirror shots from October. She's an all-time BC favorite because she's so sweet and makes the Internet so damn fun. JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Features
Alabama Fan Robs Pharmacy Because He Needs Pain Pills, Dammit!

Alabama Fan Robs Pharmacy Because He Needs Pain Pills, Dammit!

Via the Times Daily in Florence, AL: Balentine is accused of walking into the drug store at the intersection of Davis Street and Cloverdale Road at 12:58 p.m., pulling his shirt up over his mouth, shoving a hunting knife toward a clerk and demanding the medication. “Once he had the pills, he told the clerks to wait for five minutes before they called the police,” Florence police detective Justin Wright said. “When he left, he was eating some of the pills.” Roll Tide!

Dec 2, 2011
Alonzo Mourning Still Holding 13,000 Sq. Ft. Mansion; $14.5MM! [PHOTOS]

Alonzo Mourning Still Holding 13,000 Sq. Ft. Mansion; $14.5MM! [PHOTOS]

Back in September the Wall Street Journal dropped a real estate news nugget that Alonzo Mourning was trying to unload his Coral Gables mansion. Guess that Florida millionaire mansion market isn't moving very well because 'Zo is still waiting on an idiot to drop $14,500,000 on this place. What is Mourning doing with 13k sq. ft.? Housing Shawn Kemp's kids? JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Girls
Cheerleading Coach Nicole Zivich Fired For Working At Hooters? [PHOTOS]

Cheerleading Coach Nicole Zivich Fired For Working At Hooters? [PHOTOS]

It's the story that has Fort Myers, Naples and 3/4 of the male population on the edge of its seat. How did Estero High School cheerleading coach Nicole Zivich lose her job? Was it because she slings wings at a local Hooters? Is it because she has breasts, wears a tight white t-shirt and holds bikini car wash fundraisers? Nicole says she was targeted by an angry cheerleading mother. JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Basketball
God’s Gift Achiuwa Makes ESPN World Debut [PHOTO]

God’s Gift Achiuwa Makes ESPN World Debut [PHOTO]

Just imagine the high-fives being thrown around last night in Nigeria when God's Gift Achiuwa stepped up to the free throw line and ESPN's director called for his PPG graphic. It must've been pandemonium. Dudes throwing malt liquor in the sky like they were up in an Atlanta strip club. God's Gift is from Nigeria and the guy comes from a batshit crazy family. Wait until you see the names of his siblings. C-R-A-Z-Y! JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Football
Urban Meyer’s Ohio State Email Address Is…

Urban Meyer’s Ohio State Email Address Is…

BC's very own college football sleuth, @ParadigmShift35, was working his sources last night and wouldn't you know it, these super-intelligent, mostly single Internet dorks tracked down Urban Meyer's new Ohio State email. Oh, and it seems he's actually using it. Are you a jaded Florida fan who needs to have the last word? Are you a Michigan fan who wants to welcome Urb back to the Big Ten? What about you Indiana students who want to talk s%^&? JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011
Jenn Brown All Smiles After First Gatorade Shower [VIDEO]

Jenn Brown All Smiles After First Gatorade Shower [VIDEO]

Jenn Brown has had a fairly quiet 2011 season besides the news that we broke about her 2012 wedding to some actor. But her Thursday gig ended last night with a slight Gatorade bath, which Erin Andrews is making all the rage after she was soaked after Baylor beat Oklahoma. Jenn was just going about her business with WVU coach Dana Holgorsen when this bucket came flying in out of nowhere. Dana's skullet takes most of the juice. Jenn takes a glancing blow. JUMP!

Dec 2, 2011Features
Preppy Bandit Rays Robber Wearing LiveStrong Bracelet Is Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

Preppy Bandit Rays Robber Wearing LiveStrong Bracelet Is Popped [Cuff ‘Em]

Via the Herald-Tribune: A man wearing a Tampa Bay Rays ball cap robbed the RBC Bank on Tamiami Trail on Wednesday. A few hours later the video was released to the media, and someone recognized the robber on the TV news, alerting deputies in Sarasota that the same man was also wanted on a bank robbery charge in Hillsborough County. Robert I. Hubbard, 33, of Tampa, was arrested Thursday. Bad day at the links? Gambling issues? JAIL TIME!

Dec 2, 2011NFL
Pull Your Pants Up You Stupid Little Jerkoff [Morning Twitpic]

Pull Your Pants Up You Stupid Little Jerkoff [Morning Twitpic]

There was a 4th and 1 from inside the Seahawks 10 last night for the Eagles and Brad Nessler made sure to tell us that "This could be the season for the Eagles." Excuse us while we clean up the mess created when a boot was inserted through the television and straight up Nessler's ass. Hey, asshole, that was a 4-7 team last night with their backup QB. Could be the season? They would've had to run the table to 'possibly' make the playoffs. Cut the shit, Nessler. Let's get rolling!

Dec 1, 2011Football
Jay Cutler On When He’ll Be Getting Married: How The #$%^ Do I Know?

Jay Cutler On When He’ll Be Getting Married: How The #$%^ Do I Know?

And here we go again with Jay Cutler and fellow numbskull Kristin Cavallari. Cuts was on this morning with Waddle and Silvy, the hucksters at ESPN Chicago. The boys started out with football questions but eventually wondered into Jay Cutler relationship gossip. First order of business? Bro, when you getting hitched? Jay's response? About as dumb as his stupid ass wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011NFL
Raiders LB Rolando McClain Popped A Cap Next To Dude’s Ear!

Raiders LB Rolando McClain Popped A Cap Next To Dude’s Ear!

When will the Oakland Raiders start being the Oakland Raiders again? It's now! Linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested for brandishing a gun and... well... some other shit too. You wanted thugs on your Oakland Raiders instead of those fakers and scumbags in The Black Hole that embarrass you? Well, you've got it (allegedly)! McClain allegedly fired a gun next to some fool's ear because... well... if nothing else, he plays for the goddamn Raiders!

Dec 1, 2011Football
The West Virginia Mountaineer Has A Message For You

The West Virginia Mountaineer Has A Message For You

ESPN probably chose the wrong shot opening shot for the West Virginia Mountaineer for you to watch some Thursday night football.  Jenn Brown manned the sidelines where as you may have had your TV muted while Craig James announced the game. The University of South Florida also seemed to have a "ball boy" who seemed well into his 60's. Dana Holgerson had at least 8 Red Bulls before the game started. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011Other Sports
ESPN Wants You To Know Rare U.S. Black NHLer Retired Today

ESPN Wants You To Know Rare U.S. Black NHLer Retired Today

Mike Grier announced today that his 14-year career in the NHL is over. Of course ESPN took this as an opportunity to remind you that U.S. black guys don't play hockey and that contrary to what you've been told, U.S. black dudes playing hockey is rare. Did you read that carefully. Black guys from Detroit, Pittsburgh, Boston, etc. don't play hockey. Don't make it to the NHL. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011Other Sports
Jamie Moyer Unloading House, This Joke Of A Theater; $6.75MM [PHOTOS]

Jamie Moyer Unloading House, This Joke Of A Theater; $6.75MM [PHOTOS]

Jamie Moyer hasn't pitched for the Seattle Mariners since 2006 but he still owns one of those stoic Seattle homes that end up being turned into crazy contemporaries by tech dorks. There's lots of wood. The normal - you make your ham and cheese sandwiches just like everyone else - kitchen with all the upgrades. You also get one of the worst theaters we've seen since starting our athlete real estate listing services. Dude, this is why the house isn't selling. Gut it! JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011
NY Knicks ‘Reporter’ Jill Martin Fits Rack Into This Bikni [PHOTOS]

NY Knicks ‘Reporter’ Jill Martin Fits Rack Into This Bikni [PHOTOS]

For those of you who get the MSG channel or maybe pay attention to the Today Show, you know who Jill Martin is. She's that chick who 'interviews' celebs and sh!t before NY Knicks games. In other words, her job is to look hot, throw some cleav in your face and prevent you from changing the channel. Well, Jill is prepping for the new NBA season by getting a little sun and fun in Miami. What does it all mean? It means Jill gets her rack on BC. Congrats, babydoll. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011Features
Michael Vick’s Biggest Fans & A Clay Matthews Stare Down [Daily WTF]

Michael Vick’s Biggest Fans & A Clay Matthews Stare Down [Daily WTF]

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous ‘stuff’ that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it’ll be published. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Dec 1, 2011Football
That $75 Craigslist Big Ten Championship Seat Filler Gig Was A Hoax!

That $75 Craigslist Big Ten Championship Seat Filler Gig Was A Hoax!

Via Spencer Hall at EDSBS: So we kept emailing the B1G hoaxster--and yes, it was a hoax--to see if we were going to get a response. You'd think someone who'd pulled off a successful prank would simply flee the scene of the crime, their work done and the feat accomplished, but the pros do this a bit differently. Over 2000 responded to the Craigslist seat filler hoax. Obviously the Big Ten is behind this. Great marketing work, fellas. Go read Spencer's Q&A - NOW!

Dec 1, 2011Other Sports
Father Of Injured Michigan State Cheerleader Destroys Facebook With This!

Father Of Injured Michigan State Cheerleader Destroys Facebook With This!

Taylor Young is the name of the Michigan State cheerleader who was smashed against the Breslin Center floor last night in a freak cheerleading accident. It was an emotional moment and even Mike Tirico was a little choked up. However, Taylor's father, Charles, got on Facebook and posted what has to be one of the greatest injury updates in the history of cheerleading parenting. You see that booty shot via the AP? Yeah, well dad went there. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011
LeBron James Mocks Stevie Johnson’s Plaxico Shooting TD Celebration [VIDEO]

LeBron James Mocks Stevie Johnson’s Plaxico Shooting TD Celebration [VIDEO]

We'd stopped watching last night's LeBron James-Kevin Durant flag football game at the Akron indoor practice facility by the time this happened in the 3rd quarter. Spending an hour of life watching two quarters was plenty. But ESPN had an intern watching closely and look what happened. Yep, that's LeBron acting like an asshole and mocking the Stevie Johnson mocking Plaxico shooting himself TD celebration. JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011Features
Breast Cancer Awareness Hat, Buck Teeth Used In Heist [Cuff ‘Em]

Breast Cancer Awareness Hat, Buck Teeth Used In Heist [Cuff ‘Em]

Another 1st here at Busted Coverage for the Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. Just look at the costume used yesterday at a Raleigh SunTrust bank inside a grocery store. Of course that's a breast cancer awareness baseball hat and chick sunglasses. This bro even had socks over his hands. Dude, we understand trying to avoid the fuzz, but a pink hat? Have some bank robbery morals. More amazing details - JUMP!

Dec 1, 2011Other Sports
Paulina Gretzky Is Back On Twitter – Seriously. [Morning Twitpic]

Paulina Gretzky Is Back On Twitter – Seriously. [Morning Twitpic]

The news sent shockwaves across frozen Canadian ponds last night. It was around 9:30 EST when Paulina Gretzky tweeted, "Hi everyone I'm back! But shhh don't tell my dad." That's right, Paulina's original Twitter account - @PaulinaGretzky - has been reactivated and is open for your eyes. Look, daddy can't, and shouldn't, kill a Twitter account. She's 22. This isn't 1970s Russia. BTW, how long until she's dating @BizNasty2point0. +/- Christmas? Let's get rolling!