New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez isn't having the best year on the football field, but he's having a decent one off it. Sanchez was spotted in New York early Tuesday morning entering a hotel with a brunette. He sent her away in the morning, ate and then brought in a blond, just in time to get a quickie in before practice. Obviously, this team is going far in the playoffs and we're sure the big swingin' dick himself will be leading the charge. Check it!
• #FriskyFriday! FRISKY FRIDAY! HOLIDAYS! • Ever seen a 7-foot 8th grader? Now you have. • Great Steroid Excuse: Ryan Braun has herpes? • Oh, Shit! Arianny Celeste uploads Christmas pic • Hear, Hear: Joe Flacco is sick of Tebow on ESPN • Lucy Pinder's 2012 is all kinds of special • Kelly Brook in red panties and Santa hat • Celebrate Danielle Lloyd's Birthday W/50 Pics!
Who knew big, tough, quarterback-sacking linebackers liked pastels this much? Certainly not us. Dallas Cowboys linebacker DeMarcus Ware's Dallas home is on the market for a little over $2 million. Normally, we're amazed by the cool features, awesome rooms and vast size of athletes' homes. With Ware's, we're just amazed by the amount of pastels on the inside. It's completely nauseating. Take a look for yourself. Check it!
Dear, f-ing Jesus, please let that wallet turn up at Olympic Gardens or Spearmint Rhino. In fact, we've already sent word to Rick's Cabaret marketing genius Lonnie Hanover that if Cowherd's wallet shows at Rick's Vegas we'll TMZ Herd's ass. If you're a stripper out there and are holding Cowherd's wallet, please tell us there are high school senior photos of Tony Romo inside. Or Sam Hurd's cell number. Something. BC tipline is wide open on this case: firstname.lastname@example.org
We kicked off Bowl Week Babes Bonanza yesterday with an Arizona State dancer named Shelbie who just happens to be dating Jack Elway III. Today, thanks to our correspondent Asher at College Cheer Heaven, we meet South Carolina Gamecocks cheerleader Ellison. Are we a little early on the Capital One Bowl hot chick (Jan. 2)? Yes, but you can never get enough 'Cocks cheerleader poon in December so we just fire these chicks at you as fast as possible. JUMP!
Just threw it out there last night on Twitter. What name on the Sam Hurd snitch list is going to absolutely floor us? Readers chimed in with names such as: (the obvious) Tebow, Ditka, Lovie Smith, Dungy, Romo, Michael Irvin, etc. But then there was Jay Feely's name thrown into the mix. For those of you who don't know, Feely is conservative & takes his tweeting very seriously. He's mega-Republican and could be considered kooky to you liberals. JUMP!
We were the first U.S. news outlet to report on Brazilian synchronized swimmers Bia & Branca Feres getting implants. Now we are able to report that the cagey sisters are up to even more antics after a Monday visit to a Brazilian beach. Ever seen synchronized swimming with ocean waves crashing on the swimmers? No? This is why we LOVE Brazil. The ladies don't think twice about great getting great implants & putting out great Internet content. It's Friday! JUMP!
Our favorite courtroom live tweeter, Newsday's Jim Baumbach, is at it again today via the preliminary hearing for Tim Curley and Gary Schultz in the Jerry Sandusky sex-capade case. First up, Mike McQueary to explain what he saw and heard in that shower back in 2002. Of course the government is hinging its case on McQueary's witness testimony and what was said to Joe Paterno about the shower incident. In Mike's own words - JUMP!
'Tis the season for just getting drunk at NFL games in San Diego because the playoffs aren't happening and Norv Turner will soon be fired for yet another disappointing campaign. Games such as Bills-Chargers last weekend are pretty much just a good chance to get blotto and soak up some sun in the upper deck. Cue drunk guy (is that a #11 jersey?) and his drunk dancing skillz. Thankfully, a YouTuber had video running and uttered, these now famous words. JUMP!
Via WMBF: Pat Dowling, spokesman for the City of North Myrtle Beach, said the robbery occurred at the TD Bank located at 1801 Hwy 17 S. The suspect presented a gun and passed a note to a teller. He was able to flee with an undetermined amount of money. The bank alarm rang at 4:31 p.m. He was wearing a gray Florida Gators hoodie, a black knit hat and possible blue jeans. He also had a mustache that may or may not be authentic. Get him! email@example.com
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Asked this last night on Twitter: Why have the Jacksoville Jaguars have been on primetime at least 14 times this season. Still waiting on an answer. Hell, throw Philly on a few more times. Or the Giants. Or the Jets. Or the Steelers. What else is going on this morning? How about this bro pulling a knife on his college classmates over something a chick posted on Facebook. Jesus Christ, where you at Bowl Week? Dying over here. Let's get rolling!
We're not sure, but Toronto Maple Leafs center Tyler Bozak might just be a little off. We wouldn't tell him that to his face, but we're pretty sure any guy who's asking other dudes to go to a Justin Bieber concert via Twitter maybe took one too many hits to the head. Regardless, to each his own. It looks like Bozak and some fellow hockey bros may just have an intimate evening with The Bieb planned. What are we talking about? Check it!
This Sam Hurd drug bust fiasco is the story that just keeps giving. His name is easy to spell. He has that NFL job and incredibly serious charges on his head thanks to the DEA. By now you've heard that Sam was pretty much running a gigantic drug distribution network, according to the Feds. This sent black America into a frenzy. It's the thing of dreams. Black guy makes the League, seems to be livin' the life and then gets popped accepting kilos of coke. JUMP!
We're still efforting the intel from the little gangsta tweeter, @_ButtaMilk8_, who uploaded this shot of Brett Favre at some basketball game. Butta Milk typed about 45 minutes ago: Brett favre in our gym. Yes, the photo is all kinds of grainy but that's the typical Favre formation with the arms crossed and sporting a giant watch. This retirement thing doesn't seem to be going too well. Doesn't have a sports bro to hang with him at games. Kinda sad. Updates to follow.
Barcelona forward David Villa broke his leg in a Club World Cup match with Al Sadd. The injury will require surgery and keep the Spaniard on the shelf for up to five months, leaving his status for the European Championships in jeopardy. And, if you're not a soccer fan, but you are a fan of gruesome injuries, then we've got something for you too. You probably don't want to watch on your iPhone while snapping chicken wings. You've been warned. Check it!
• Sofia Vergara shows that she has a butt • Kim Kardashian has such a unique body frame • Kata Mara is a beautiful woman • Abby Elliott is extremely sexy in Maxim • Audrina Patridge hits the beach with a hot friend • Chloe Pridham: A Complete dime piece • Your wife would get jealous of Kelly Brook's shirt • Tabi Klausen is a hot fitness model
I've literally been back in Ohio for like an hour. Got off a plane this afternoon in Detroit, drove back to Ohio, picked up the dog from her doggie daycare center. Open up YouTube and 3 minutes later these black chicks are brawling at a Massillon, O. high school basketball game. Goddamn, Ohio, it's good to be back. We've said it dozens of times. Ohio might be a dive, but our state is way more interesting than your state. Bitch slap time! JUMP!
Thanks to all 2-3 of you guys who wondered what the hell happened to us over the last 36 hours. Just happened that we were in NYC for the Coed Media Group (BC parent company) Christmas party in the West Village. There's Mrs. Busted & John Mayer over her shoulder at Empellon. Of course the CMG ladies weren't digging Mayer's caveman appearance and his man-whoring ways. As for the Mrs., she made it known that a loser home-bound blogger still impresses the shit out of her.