Wait, NBA Letting Raptors Honor Pussy Canadian Military? [Photo]

Cassie Keller Is Back Working With Playboy, Appearing In Movies [PHOTOS]Cassie Keller Is Back Working With Playboy, Appearing In Movies [PHOTOS]
Mike Napoli's Christmas Cookie Making Shirt Is NSFW Mike Napoli's Christmas Cookie Making Shirt Is NSFW

The Toronto Raptors have unveiled the NBA’s first camouflage uniforms. They’ll wear them four times during the NBA season and they’re supposed to honor the Canadian military.

While we’re all for honoring military men and women, we have to ask?

What the f**k?

The NBA let’s the Canadian team wear the first camo unis that are honoring the troops? No offense to the Canadians, but we live in the goddam U.S of A and our troops have kicked more ass than a Canadian has in one of their wet dreams. Why aren’t the Knicks, Lakers, Celtics or maybe the NBA champs throwing on some camo duds?

The Raptors?

The Canadians aren’t the French, but they’re like the United States’ reserves, which would make them the reserves for The Reserves.

Anyway, we’ll end this rant now because we’re sure you get the point. The unis will debut on March 21 — Canadian Forces Night. Here’s the blurb from ESPN.

The move reflects the Raptors’ ownership group’s longstanding commitment to support of the Canadian military (COO Tom Anselmi has actually gone so far as to visit the country’s troops in Afghanistan).

Although this may seem like an anti-Canadian rant. It isn’t. We love our neighbors to the north and appreciate the sacrifices their servicemen and women have made, but hell. Are we America or what, David Stern?


[Toronto Raptors unveil first NBA camouflage jersey]

Comments
The Backyard: Best Of The Web
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 291 other followers