You know you’re an old drunk when you hit a Jets-Bruins game & resort to a flask hiding under the jersey. Look at how ‘Kurt’ doesn’t even hide the fact that he needs a sip. Those eyes pretty much paint a picture of a dude who’s went to battle with the bottle a few times in his life. Good work, sir. You got us to pay attention to December NHL. That’s a victory. In football news, the Houston Texans have signed Jeff Garcia. You know that that means. Yep, Carmen. Let’s get rolling!