From everything we can gather, Creeper McGee was grinding last night on Jeopardy. Just look at that face. The Beard. The half ‘stache. The Skullet. You know Creeper runs an after-hours sex den outside Boston. There is his sophistication(al) look, yet the animal inside. Destroying Dostoevsky by day, dropping panties afterdark. Someone get us Creeper’s real name. We’re his new biggest fans. In sports news, people are asking if the Broncos are the new ‘America’s Team.’ Let’s get rolling!