Raiders LB Rolando McClain Popped A Cap Next To Dude’s Ear!

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We were starting to wonder where the days went when men were men and Raiders were Raiders. We thought they were gone. Hell, we still open the car door for our broads, but the Oakland Raiders? Knife someone! Get a DUI! Throw a roofie in some broad’s drink!*

* Yeah, it’s going right here — we do not authorize or endorse any of these activities!

Anyway, the world is right. You know why? Oakland Raiders linebacker Rolando McClain was arrested sometime in the last 24 hours for, among other things, discharging a firearm. That’s not all though — fool allegedly held his gun to some asshat’s head and fired a shot.

We’d like to think of that as a warning shot…

Lt. John Crouch of the Decatur Police Department told Comcast SportsNet that McClain has been charged and was held in custody after allegedly assaulting an individual, holding a gun to his head and firing a shot next to his ear.

“I can tell you that Rolando McClain is under arrest,” Crouch said. “He’s been charged with third degree assault, menacing, reckless endangerment and discharging a firearm in city limits.”

Now that’s the Oakland Raiders I’m talking about!

Al would be proud!

Despite Al’s feelings — and let’s be honest, he’s dead and doesn’t haven any fucking feelings — McClain had kept a low profile for the most part. That is to say, other than trying to allegedly kill or scare the shit out of some stupid motherfucker.

His Twitter account had been dead since May. Even then, it looks like McClain deleted his account and then reactivated it.

It’s probably safe to say this is to be continued. It’s probably also notable McClain went to Alabama. Potential big game coming up. Hopefully, dude isn’t in jail when it goes down.

[Raiders' McClain arrested for firing gun, assault]

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