And here we go again with Jay Cutler and fellow numbskull Kristin Cavallari. Cuts was on this morning with Waddle and Silvy, the hucksters at ESPN Chicago. The boys started out with football questions but eventually wondered into Jay Cutler relationship gossip. First order of business? Bro, when you getting hitched? Jay’s response?
About as dumb as his stupid ass wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.
You are once again engaged to Kristin Cavallari. Do you need to go through the process or again, or is it just like, ‘OK, let’s do this?’”:
“You guys probably know as well as I do, I don’t really make a lot of those decisions. I’m kind of just along for the ride. … I hear about them in passing or if I have to possibly write a check or something of that sort. Other than that, whatever she wants to do, I’m on board.”
When is this going to happen? And is it going to be in Chicago?:
“You’re asking the wrong person.”
Good move, homeslice. Make sure you don’t get a prenup because she obviously loves you and wants to be with you till death do you part. Keep making many millions so she can slaughter your ass in court. It’ll be great drama.
By the way, if any of you catch wind of a new registry, hook us up with a link. We want to beat everyone to the cheap gifts.