Another 1st here at Busted Coverage for the Baseball Cap Bank Robber series. Just look at the costume used yesterday at a Raleigh SunTrust bank inside a grocery store. Of course that’s a breast cancer awareness baseball hat and chick sunglasses. This bro even had socks over his hands. Dude, we understand trying to avoid the fuzz, but a pink hat? Have some bank robbery morals.
Via those newshounds at WRAL:
Surveillance images from the robberies show a tall, white man with a slender build and a gray beard or stubble approaching the teller and demanding money. He was wearing a baseball cap and dark sunglasses on both occasions.
Cary police said he is 6 feet 3 inches tall, weighs around 200 pounds and has large buck teeth. He wore socks to cover his hands.
Shit, this case should be as good as finished and wrapped up with the buck teeth detail. And we’re talking LARGE buck teeth.
Afraid of turning in your LARGE buck teeth douchebag buddy or family member? We’ll do it and you won’t feel as guilty this Christmas season. Say when.