The Virginia Cavaliers must have hired a uniform designer that was on acid for the Chick-Fil-A Bowl against the Auburn Tigers. Bright orange on bright orange? Even Maryland thinks your uniforms are poorly chosen. Even Santa Claus thinks you messed up big time Virginia. You have to hand it to Virginia fans because they brought some hilarious signs like "Eat Mor Tigurz" and "Eat Mor War Eagle". Check em out after the JUMP!
Even the homeless who were fed probably didn't even have a good time watching the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl between the UCLA Bruins and the Illinois Illini. The game was filled with absolutely no offense, terribly ran fake field goals, and apparently these three bros were the only ones who gave a shit. Thank God the UCLA cheerleaders were on the sideline looking good otherwise this game would have been a dumpster fire. The Illinois team did completely miss their coach with the Gatorade bath. JUMP!
The Northwestern Wildcats have lost 8 bowl games in a row and hope to change that in this years Meineke Car Care Bowl of Texas against the Texas A&M Aggies. Of course in order to combat that losing streak, Northwestern made a doll of a monkey in which they can "Get the monkey off of their back". Real cute guys. Maybe you should focus on blocking and tackling. You may also wan to keep your coach from complaining like a bitch on the sideline. JUMP!
What's the biggest news out of the 2012 Winter Classic besides the 50-degree temps and the likelihood that the ice at Citizens Bank Park will be slush? How about the 1-2 WAG force the NY Rangers bring to the Classic behind LW Brandon Prust & C Brad Richards. Prust has been flaunting French import Marie-Pier Morin on HBO's 24/7 while Richards has turned into a tabloid célébrité thanks to his burgeoning relationship with G4's Olivia Munn. JUMP!
Thanks to the guys at The Big Lead we get to see Mr. Cunnilingus this morning saluting the ladies during overtime of the Pacers 98-91 win over the Cavs. We're guessing Indiana student, Christmas break, climbs mountains (hence the North Face coat) and had at least 5-6 cold ones during this classic tilt. Now comes your part. Name his ass. Let's find a woman who can either support or reject Mr. Cunnilingus. This shouldn't take too long: firstname.lastname@example.org
Ahh, the year of bath salt arrests. How many times can a human be tased and still live to tell his grandkids? At least six! Via the Bangor Daily News: A man high on bath salts was Tased six times, pepper sprayed twice and kneed in the gut before police were able to arrest him Tuesday. He would have been at court Wednesday, but the Knox County Jail was keeping him in restraints, according to court clerks. We'll miss you, 2011.
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UFC 141 was supposed to be the night Brock Lesnar beat Dutch import Alistair Overeem and then got another shot at the UFC heavyweight title held by Junior Dos Santos. Not going to happen. Overeem landed this kick to Lesnar's ribs, among other devastating kicks & knees, sending the former champion to the canvas where it was eventually over. (Video) During the post-fight interview with Joe Rogan, Lesnar told the world he was finished. Over. Going home. Let's get rolling!
Herky The Hawk should spend less time at children's playgrounds and more time at the Iowa Hawkeyes practice so they actually win the Insight Bowl against the Oklahoma Sooners. This mascot looks like it is trapped in cement and forced to run around for oxygen. Oklahoma Sooner Kenny Stills has his picture as an 'impact player' who looks like a Grade A douchebag with a fauxhawk. When your hair taller than a Chick-Fil-A banner, it's probably time to cut it. JUMP!
Dan Mullen of the Mississippi State Bulldogs is one of the most hated man in sports. His Bulldogs looks like they all covered their hands in vaseline so none of them could hold on to the ball but what is he doing with that gigantic Star Wars like glove? Is he hiding a robotic hand under there? Let us know. The Demon Deacons of Wake Forrest would like to take the Music City Bowl by force if only Darth Mullen could stop them. JUMP!
• Hilary Duff pregnancy hotness • Vanessa Hudgens shows off some sideboob • Maria Menounos in a bikini: Amazing as usual • Yep, Angelina Simmons is very attractive • Lindsay Lohan's unairbrushed bikini shoot • 2011 was an enjoyable year for the hottie index • Miley Cyrus gets dirty in Hawaii • Beatrice Chirita shakes it for the camera
The New Era Pinstripe Bowl is another example of a dumb ass sponsorship bowl name but the Rutgers Scarlet Knights and the Iowa State Cyclones battled each other at Yankee Stadium. I'm surprised the whole cast of f'ing Jersey Shore douchebags and The Sopranos didn't show up to support their state since it was so close. The Iowa State Cyclone also looked like it would appear on the next episode of "To Catch A Predator". JUMP!
The UFC’s only official pre-fight show returns when Fight Day comes to you live from the MGM Grand Garden Arena, the host of Saturday’s UFC 141 event. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will guide you through the latest news of the week. Top MMA journalists will help Farra break down all of the action from UFC 141, including the huge main event between Brock Lesnar and Alistair Overeem. UFC stars will also stop by the Fight Day set for exclusive interviews. Tune in at 5 p.m. ET! Video after the JUMP!
Not that we'd know about pregnant women or anything, but it seems that if Anna Kournikova was pregnant as was rumored back in November, she wouldn't be tubing in St. Barts this week. Again, a woman can do what she wants when pregnant because our asses aren't getting in the way. But, without even looking, we're pretty sure the American Medical Association would recommend that pregnant women DO NOT go tubing. Photos of the water fun - JUMP!
So earlier this week we innocently asked why the Gretzkys were acting so hard in their Christmas card and a day later the Toronto Star picks up the story and runs with it. One thing leads to another and Canadians are comparing the Gretzkys to the Kardashians and eventually leads to Paulina Gretzky - once again - in a Twitter drama. Then we open the inbox this morning and the Gretzky Christmas card photographer is emailing us. JUMP!
A referee wasn't too happy with this Tulsa Hurricane in the Bell Helicopter Armed Forces Bowl against the BYU Cougars and ended up getting in his face. You need to learn to respect your officials and not "give them the business". Ironically, the bowl game was sponsored by Taxslayer.com in which I don't know how much money was spent on helicopters, parachuters, and flyover. Also, this kid in the stands was psyched beyond belief that his team came to play. JUMP!
You know why your team isn't playing in the BCS? Two things: they're not very good and/or your school's fan base sucks balls. That's just facts, homeboys. You don't think Michigan should be playing in the Sugar Bowl? Michigan State got hosed? Kansas State was robbed? Folks, Michigan brings better TV ratings and more ticket sales to N.O. And KSU, face it, you're not traveling. There is also the tattoo factor. The more tats your team has on the Internet, the more BCS games you'll play in over a 20-year-period, according to unscientific BC research. JUMP!
As BC continues to grow, so does our boots on the ground across this country. Take last night. Supporter @JHay97 happened to be in place when a Clemson team bus (same as one seen here) pulled up to the Beach Place (Fort Lauderdale) Hooters. "Pretty sure it was their defensive line eating at Hooters," John reports. Easily the best DD to have during New Years - a team bus. Are you at a bowl game & have a photo or story for us: email@example.com
Alex Rodriguez is dating Torrie Wilson. Let me repeat that, Alex Rodriguez is dating former WWE Diva Torrie Wilson. Didn't sink in? AROD IS DATING Torrie Wilson, a chick who used to make out with chicks on the USA Network during Raw broadcasts. Can you say the New York tabloids just hit an off-season home run? Holy Christ, this guy is the gift that keeps on giving. How are we so sure? Oh, ARod was spotted in Boise. Torrie's from Boise. JUMP!
Look, we hate the NBA. Like deep down hatred for a sport that starts in November and ends in mid-June with long stretches of stars going down with mysterious toe injuries and two games per week. However, BC is feeling vulnerable this year thanks to a 66-game schedule and the antics of one Kevin Durant. The guy had 1.4-seconds last night to launch a prayer against the Mavs. Of course he made it and we suddenly got an NBA woody. JUMP!
Via Pittsburgh's Tribune-Review: Investigators are seeking the public's help in identifying a man who robbed the post office in Bloomfield at gunpoint. He is described as a light-skinned man, 30 to 45 years old, about 5 feet 7 inches tall, with a stocky build. He was wearing a Steelers hooded jacket, green hoodie underneath the jacket, fluorescent green baseball cap, bluejeans, sunglasses and black shoes. That old school jacket give him away? Nail him: firstname.lastname@example.org
• Who's this turdball w/ Kate Upton last night? • UFC 141 weigh-in pics...gonna be a f-ing war at 10 EST • Debate: Robert Griffin III's GF is a white chick • Little fat Penguins kid cries after Jagr does this • Michelle Bachmann's stupid ass Iowa football jersey • Holly Peers & Lucy Pinder Celebrate New Year's • Krista Mills Topless Stop Animation Time! • World's Laziest Dog
Why are we just seeing this at 8 a.m. on Friday? Because Matt The Screencapper didn't cap it in his Champs Bowl report last night. He has received an official warning that if such 69ing isn't in posts from today's games, his ass will be looking for another screencapping job. Seriously, we have to find this via some loser named @g_schrage52. Anyway, HUGE day of college football. Four games with the first kickoff at Noon. Gonna be a shitton of drunks. Let's get rolling!
The Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III and the Baylor Bears took on the Washington Huskies in the Valero Alamo Bowl The crowd in this game was the tamest crowd ever seen. I guess that is what happens when you put sedatives in the water supply. At least Washington has hot Cheerleaders or I would have fallen asleep watching RGII dissect the defense. RGII's family was in the stands today in which zero shits were given by their facial emotions. They already know he is going in the first round. JUMP!
Of course he drinks FRS Energy Drinks at the Shag Lounge in downtown Denver. Seriously, if we owned a bar in Denver our asses would be changing the name to something based on Tebow. Test that bitch in a court of law over copyright on the Tebow name. Find a variation of Tebow _____ that his lawyers won't throw a lawsuit on. Call it SWOBET. In this economy, you're one Tebow PR move away from sipping cocktails on a yacht in the Caribbean. (via @RonZuke)
Things are bad in Minnesota. Real bad. Their sports teams are so wretched they went and named a WNBA player their sportsperson of the year. Yeah, we know the Minnesota Lynx won the WNBA title... or at least we do now. They really had no other choice but to name Seimone Augustus their sportsperson of the year because, well, the rest of their teams blow. Here's a look at how this all went down. It ain't pretty. Check it!
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This Florida State Seminole fan did not have a real good time at the Champs Sports Bowl against the Notre Dame Fighting Irish. The only explanation for why this mediocre team is pounding the Seminoles is divine intervention since Notre Dame is a well known Catholic school. Touchdown Jesus may have made sure Michael Floyd was actually sober for this game. Not even ESPN sideline reporter Holly Rowe who had at least 5 lbs of makeup on could help the Noles. JUMP!
If you want to get into MetLife Stadium to see the New York Giants battle the Dallas Cowboys for the NFC East title on Sunday night you're going to pay... through the nose. Tickets are going for up to $10,000 and suites are going for $25,000. Even a cheap seats, beers and dogs will cost you more than $500 by the time all is said and done. We'll tell you who will be bending you over and for how much and do the math for you. Check it!
Michael Jordan is engaged, this we know. Jordan popped the question to Yvette Prieto on Christmas & on Tuesday morning he didn't jump in Air 1 & didn't take off from Miami for the Virgin Islands. There's been wild speculation that the couple was celebrating their engagement on the French Riviera, which would be impossible since MJ was sitting with Cam Newton during last night's Heat-Bobcats game in Charlotte. But his insane jet is in the Virgin Islands. JUMP!
WCNC is Charlotte is reporting that Michael Jordan has popped the question to longtime girlfriend Yvette Prieto. The source responsible for the engagement news leak says that MJ did the deed on Christmas Day. He then watched the Bobcats season opener with Derek Jeter on Monday. Boss move, Prieto. That's how a guy puts his foot down and claims his turf. You get a ring, access to his millions and His Airness gets to talk Nike with Jetes. PHOTOS of Prieto - JUMP!
Yes, we're on a T.O. Twitter kick. At times it seems his account has been hacked. Five minutes later he delivers a coherent tweet, making us believe he's all there. As noted yesterday, he's been begging the 49ers for Braylon Edwards' gig. Dude was still prattling about his career last night but took the time to mentor a couple of Twitter hoes about to have some cybersex. Kash is a big black 'ho with a giant ass. Um, & the girls now claim T.O. wants to party. Dude is so much fun.
We've been mesmerized by the bodybuilding circuit's bikini contestants ever since discovering that Denise Milani is competing in these higher-class versions of Hooters bikini contests. Between the bronzer, implants, ridiculous bikinis and the white teeth, our minds have been going nuts thinking of storylines you idiots would be cool with. And then she came out of nowhere. Juliana Daniell. Did we read that right? She was a Virginia Tech swimmer? Yessir. JUMP!
HBO's 24/7 series for the NHL Winter Classic rolled along last night with the inside look at the Rangers ugly sweater Christmas party. The highlight was obviously this reindeer 3-way sweater worn by defenseman Michael Del Zotto, who's just 21-years-old. We keep hearing NY & Philly bloggers raving about this show because there are lots of f-bombs and reindeer three-ways. Finally, people giving a f*ck about the NHL. It's a miracle! Forecast for the Classic - 54 & sunny!
Anyone else been to the bars this week? Crazy out there, right? Nobody working. Teachers have their two weeks off. Everyone is getting drunk on Tuesdays & Wednesdays. It's sorta been the same way in the sports world. BC editors are noticing an uptick in douchebaggery - Bieber at last night's Raptors game - from fans in all sports. Should have seen how packed Detroit was for the Motor City Bowl. Drunks everywhere. So don't be ashamed, drunken 49ers fan. Fake pound that beef on Fox all you want. JUMP!
Via KETV-Omaha: Officers were called to the First National Bank branch at 50th and G streets around 9 a.m.Investigators said a man walked into the bank, showed a gun and demanded cash.The robber took off in a white mid-2000s Chevrolet Impala with a spoiler on the back. Banks were open on Monday? Not in our 'hood. Anyway, one thing stands out with this robbery - the timing. He barely waited for Christmas to be over & he got at it. Nail his ass: email@example.com
• Flyers coach tells Stars' player to "go f*ck yourself" • Greatest Priest Broom Fight You'll See All Day • Mavs dude puked due to chocolate covered almonds • For the ladies: Dress made out of replica sports jerseys • Chicks That Turn On A-Rod Photoshoot of the Day • Jordan Carver & Nipple Tape Imitate Lady Gaga • Hottest Bikini Chick With Unique Name - Marloes • Who's Hungry? 120 Things Made Better With Bacon
NYC-based makeup artist @malinmurias typed on Tuesday: The Cowboy Jerry Jones definitely knows how to party! What a night
@mokaimiami. What else is going on this morning? NASCAR driver Kasey Kahne finds himself in a breastfeeding Twitter scandal which eventually led to him calling some woman "a dumb bitch." The tweets have been deleted but our friends at Funny Athlete Tweets have the incriminating screencaps. Let's get rolling!
This hefty Texas Longhorn fan showed up nice and drunk to root against the California Bears in the Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl. BC would like to salute all of you crazy ass sombrero wearing drunken fans. You make screencapping fun. Also, a couple douchebag Michigan Wolverine fans and Southern California Trojan fans showed up on broadcast. If you can't cheer for a team, get the hell out of the stadium. JUMP!
He's only in sixth grade, but ESPN has already called him the next hoops phenom. And with good reason. Damon Harge has some sick moves on the court for anyone, much less someone who's 12. He dominates the top talent his own age and he holds his own against high schoolers. That's right, he plays at the varsity level against some college-ready talent. Wanna see what all they hype is about? Check the video.
Would the 49ers do something very, very stupid to fill the spot left after Braylon Edwards was released on Tuesday? So stupid like resigning Terrell Owens? Just in time for the playoffs? Crazy, right? Then the tweets start flowing from T.O.'s fingers. He's tweeting Donte Whitner and even hit send on this gem from some guest coaching gig: Met the West Team of the Offense-Defense, now headed back 2 Sam Houston High School 2 workout!! Gotta stay ready!! Still time, 49ers fan.
The Military Bowl between the Toledo Rockets and the Air Force Falcons was filled with insane amounts of scoring and tons of shameless corporate sponsorship. I guess someone had to pay for the billion dollar Stealth Fighter flyover which was totally bad ass. A MAC conference team was in this game so you know what that means. No defense and a million points scored. If you hate MACtion, then you obviously hate America and the Military Bowl. JUMP!
• Kenny Wallace getting daughter drunk in Vegas • Cricket. Segway. Cameraman. This video. • WTF? Stevie Wonder driving cart w/ Adrian Peterson • Bengals cheerleader/teacher under investigation for... • Winner: Brooke Burns' ass in this bikini! • Hot POA Lounging In Bed On Clean Sheets: Claudia • New Years Eve Cleavage Explosion - 80 PHOTOS! • Koreans freaking the f@*k out at Jong-il funeral
In Euro sports leagues Destiny Newton would be splashed across tabloids & the subject of great interest to sports fanatics. In the U.S., she's unknown. A Twitter search results in zero mentions. Meanwhile, this is the girlfriend of Aaron Rodgers, a quarterback who is putting together two of the greatest back-to-back NFL seasons in football history. How is it possible for a Super Bowl champion QB's girlfriend to remain so quiet? No idea, but that may soon change. JUMP!
Major Twitter news for the tabloids & us sleazy bloggers who have made fortunes on the Tiger Woods divorce. Rachel Uchitel, usually referenced as the hot Tiger Woods' mistress, announced last night that she is five months pregnant thanks to the handy work of her new husband & former Penn State fullback Matty Hahn. Dude hit the wife lottery (rich & she has her private detective certification) & now he'll likely get a baby reality show! JUMP!
Our appreciation for all things Steve Levy goes back to the early days of BC once we realized this guy has never seen tail not worth chasing. The guy LOVES women. Not his words. Ours. And then this happened yesterday during one of those SportsCenter live shows. Nope, Matt The Screencapper didn't catch this. Some bro (@TheRealTommyZ) from Cleveland capped Leves ogling Cohn's rack & we dug it up. Other Steve Levy tail conquests...JUMP!
Oregon stud RB LaMichael James & the Ducks yesterday got the VIP experience at Disneyland where one of the Rose Bowl gifts was the chance to ride Space Mountain. And then LaMichael James made a roller coaster face. The Internet went nuts. There is also news of Oregon football players getting stuck on a hotel elevator. But all focus is on James & the face. His teammate Kenjon Barner uploaded this gem & it is now part of this list of great roller coaster faces. JUMP!
You can't spell Washington Nationals' douchebags without Bryan (drafted in 2011 by Nats) & Bryce Harper. Of course Bryce Harper's douchebaggery is well documented. Now, thanks to a Twitpic upload last night, you now get to hate brother Bryan just as much. Bryan writes, My new ride!! What do y'all think?
#GREENonGREEN. Well, you want an honest opinion? It looks like perfect. Just don't cry on Twitter when the police dogs are nosing around in your trunk.
Bill Maher made one little tweet on Christmas Eve about Tim Tebow and all of a sudden the Christian elitists are all up in arms over the use of f@$k, Hitler, Satan in the same tweet. Said Maher: Wow, Jesus just f*(ked
#TimTebow bad! And on Xmas Eve! Somewhere in hell Satan is tebowing, saying to Hitler "Hey, Buffalo's killing them" Of course that got passed around & the Christians are all #SMH & #LIBERALTRASH. Oh, and there's a bonus...Pro Bowl f-bombs! JUMP!
Via the Sun-Sentinel: The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office is looking for a man who robbed a Wellington bank on Thursday. Officials said a man in a Baltimore Orioles baseball cap walked into a Bank of America on Forest Hill Boulevard around 2:20 p.m. He passed a note to a teller that said he had a gun. Afraid for her life, the teller gave the man the cash from the register, officials said. Can't see a face but someone out there recognizes that hat. Not too many of those in the wild.
• Kraft Hunger Bowl to flip Oreo for coin toss • Flyers goalie drops f-bomb in presser last night • Heat's Norris Cole gains 4k followers in 5 minutes! • Cal Cheerleaders: Is that a modified shocker sign? • Maria Menounos's Cleav Photobombs Kardashian! • 22 Sexiest Cleav Calendars of 2011 • Hands Down Best Handbra Of The F-ing Day! • Online gambling 99.9% a go with this news
Let's get things off and running with Derek Jeter, Monday night, hanging with his new Louisville homeboys at some hotel in Charlotte. Still trying to decide which is more depressing: stupid 'Louisville' gang signs or both those bros wearing adjustable hats - backwards. We hear the Pro Bowl rosters are out and Tebow didn't make the roster. Of course Vonn Miller told the Denver Post, "He deserves it," Miller said. "He should be starting, if it were up to me." Let's get rolling!
We live in a three dimensional world and sometimes it can be tough to tell which one to hold your sign into. Rule of thumb, hold it so the camera reads it so it isn't backwards Louisville Carinal fans. The NC State Wolfpack, who is coached by Tom O'Brien, pretty much has nothing to give after giving up Russell Wilson to Wisconsin. Also, the weird Louisville bird kid made it on ESPN. Congratulations you weird little bird bastard. JUMP!
Prime Time! Or, if you've seen that stupid commercial, The Prime... if you're into the whole brevity thing. Deion Sanders and his wife Pilar are getting divorced. As you might expect, this is about to turn ugly. Through her attorney, Pilar claims she didn't find out about the divorce proceedings until she read about it in the media. We're not sure how believable that is, but we've got the claims and a little background on old Neon Deion. It's gonna get ugly! Check it!
She reached the pinnacle of Lingerie Football League success... actually, we have no idea what that is, but she was an LFL All-Star cornerback with the Chicago Bliss. Now, Danielle Moinet is now polishing her wrestling career in the FCW. it's okay if you've never heard of that. We haven't either, but she may one day end up a WWE Diva. In the meantime, she's serving as a valet for Abraham Washington. We've got the video and, more importantly, some photos of the lovely Miss Moinet for you. Check it!
The Little Caesars bowl kicked off tonight and 3 bros decided to show up and wear the least manly of outfits. The Western Michigan Broncos and the Purdue Boilermakers faced off against each other. Also, the Broncos threw one of the sweetest flea flickers for a Touchdown. Robert Marve, the transfer from the Miami Hurricanes, actually came into the game. He must have had some time off from getting drunk, taking illegal benefits, and shagging co-eds. JUMP!
Look at the Wayne Gretzky family going all hardo for their Christmas card, or what we believe to be their Christmas card thanks to a tweet from his daughter Paulina. Even the little kids are trying to be hard. Cool look, Gretzkys. Maybe it's just some photo they took to put on the mantle to remember how hard the family is. Maybe it's some photo to celebrate some Canadian holiday like Boxing Day. Whatever the case, um, Paulina's legs and ass are looking superb. JUMP!
We'd read earlier this year that Mark Cuban had this weird way of getting ready for a Mavs basketball game, especially during the 2011 NBA Finals. The guy literally gets on a stair climber and gets in a workout. Oh, & because he's a showman, Cuban also allows the media in to ask questions. Take this Sunday. There was Cubes, 30 minutes before showtime on his stair climber, catching the end of the Celtics-Knicks and just showering the Dallas media with billionaire sweat. JUMP!
It's been one helluva year for the sports world where crazy people came out of the woodwork in droves. It was sometime around April 15 when it became apparent that streakers and nutjobs were overtaking the 2011 MLB season. Things got really weird in May when during one night in Seattle there were four streakers that jumped onto the field during a series against the Yankees. We have horse racing streakers, rugby streakers, baseball, football, Canadian football and a banana sling rugby World Cup streaker you cannot miss. Here's to 2011...we'll miss you but not all the dong. JUMP!
Bloggers this morning are choking on the Drew Brees post-game speech he gave after breaking Dan Marino's single-season yardage record in a win over the Falcons. Look, the speech was great and all but there were two takeaways from this one. First, Saints owner Tom Benson is still a complete asshole and Brees never forgets the little behind-the-scenes guys like the equipment managers who rub down his balls, getting them warm for some action. JUMP!
Via KSEE24 Fresno: (went down Dec. 15) Two men approached a Bank of America teller stating they were armed and demanded money. The suspects left with an undisclosed amount of money and were last seen walking westbound on Bellevue Road towards Winton Way. We're onto you, bros. One tip and you'll be grabbin' ankles in the state pen. Our readership continues to grow and all it takes is one of your homeboys to start snitchin': firstname.lastname@example.org
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Ever get a bank account boner? Let me paint a picture for you. Imagine buying Cam Newton's game-worn BCS pants before Newton is even drafted. You spend $1,500 and are instantly called a "f-ing moron." Then the guy is drafted #1 overall and then goes out and accounts for 34 Panthers' TDs. Rookie of the Year, rookie records destroyed, blah, blah, blah. But then the guy shows up at last night's Hornets game & is a fashion icon. That's a bank account boner. Let's get rolling!
And you thought it was impossible to tie Tebow into this Monday Night Football game. Blasphemy. This went down about 1.5 hours ago. What kind of guy shows up at the Superdome, amongst 75,000 rabid Saints fans, wearing his Jesus #15 jersey? A crazy MFer, that's who. That thing looks fresh, too. Probably just unwrapped yesterday. A gift from an understanding wife who realizes her husband is f-ing nuts. No sword fights with Brees reported. (via @WoodyCalcio)
Two insane New Orleans Saints fans was spotted in The Superdome where the Atlanta Falcons looked to come in for the upset. Even Betty White made an appearance on Monday Night Football and it was nothing short of spectacular. She knew more about the NFL than more than some 20 year olds. Even Suzy Kolber showed up and thankfully Joe Namath wasn't there to try and kiss her. JUMP!
Can honestly say we've yet to watch the NBC Sportstalk show because finding VS within 800 channels is difficult and it's lodged somewhere between the NBA & NHL networks. Anyway, some host named Russ Thaler was chatting it up with ProFootballTalk's Mike Florio tonight when Russ decided to utter 'boner.' Just blurted it out, corrected himself and tried to cover up the fact that he just said boner. C'mon, Thaler. Like the Internet isn't going to catch this shit. Let it roll. JUMP!
Former Chicago Cubs outfielder Sammy Sosa is at it again. The White Face is making appearances in strange places -- this time, Panama, where he met the president and first lady, had people make a big deal about him and either got or gave a big painting of himself in a Texas Rangers uniform and with The Black Face. Thing is, Sosa was still sporting The White Face. Lookin' sharp Sammy! Check it!
ESPN sideline reporter Allison Williams was not discouraged even though only a handful of fans showed up to the Independence Bowl between the Mizzou Tigers and the UNC Tarheels. We did't need Darren Rovell to tell us how empty this stadium it was. I don't know how you can blame the fans though. Who wants to live in Shreveport? Sorry @FOTProgram. Spotted in the crowd: Is this kid's dad letting him smoke a blount or is it just a straw? JUMP!
• It's Katy Perry bikini candid time • Ashley Tisdale looks fantastic in knee-high boots • Nena Ristic has a nice bikini body • Kelly Brook's retro striptease for Christmas • Your mom will approve of Hannah Davis' swimwear • Chelsea Salmon is an absolute stunner • Claudia Galanti likes to bend over in a bikini • Alessandra Ambrosio in bikinis will blow you away
You probably haven't heard of Justice Winslow yet, but you will. Winslow is only a high school sophomore at Houston (Texas) St. John's School, but he can jump out of the gym and has a wicked crossover to boot. Over the holidays, Winslow threw down one of the wickedest slams we've seen from a high school kid. The only problem is, he did some taunting immediately following it, collected two technicals and got tossed. Here's the video. Check it!
Look, Jill Martin's face isn't getting any younger, but that rack somehow manages to stay as lovely as ever. It was just 25 days ago that we introduced you to the Knicks MSG 'features' sideline reporter and the rack is still holding together nicely from what we can see yesterday in Miami. Usually 25 days for a chick of Jill's age (what, late 30s) is like an eternity. All hell can break loose. But there the rack was, in shape. Hands down best sideline reporter rack in the NBA. JUMP!
Word is trickling out of Shreveport, Louisiana where bowl week officially kicks off in two hours and either Missouri or North Carolina will walk away with this broken trophy. Media types on the ground say that the Missouri mascot, Truman, has broken the trophy. @HarryPlumer is a Mizzou beat writer: Asked Truman if he broke the trophy. He nodded. Asked him what happened. Threw his paws in the air, then covered his eyes to mimic sobbing. Winner takes all! JUMP!