2011 November - page 9
Nov 3, 2011Football
Is Greg McElroy’s Sister, Blair, Banging Bama’s Kicker? Make The Call!

Is Greg McElroy’s Sister, Blair, Banging Bama’s Kicker? Make The Call!

Would we even be visiting this story under normal circumstances? No f-ing chance. But this is Bama-LSU week when all hands are on deck for the Super Bowl of college football. We've combed all of our available storylines and think that Jeremy Shelley, looking like he's about to blow Adam Lambert, could be called upon for a game winner. That means that CBS needs to have cameras glued to Greg McElroy's sister. Why? JUMP!

Nov 3, 2011Features
Mario Kart, Tattoo Fails & Nice Park Job [Daily WTF]

Mario Kart, Tattoo Fails & Nice Park Job [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 3, 2011Football
Colin Cowherd Hitting On Layla Kiffin At USC-Stanford [PHOTOS]

Colin Cowherd Hitting On Layla Kiffin At USC-Stanford [PHOTOS]

We first must give congratulations to SportsByBrooks for somehow figuring out where Colin Cowherd was sitting at the USC-Stanford game via this AT&T Crowd Photo technology. But major points deducted for not knowing that Cowherd is sitting with Layla Kiffin. That's right, Layla Kiffin is hanging with Cowherd and what looks to be Cowherd's Uncle Luke. Yesterday on his show, Cowherd was rambling about sitting with Layla. Here's the proof. JUMP!

Nov 3, 2011
Redneck On Redneck Fight At Georgia-Florida Cocktail Party [VIDEO]

Redneck On Redneck Fight At Georgia-Florida Cocktail Party [VIDEO]

Yes, we've been sleeping on all things 2011 World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party and that would include the post-game violence between Florida fans. Here we have annoying Florida redneck chick screaming for the boys to stop. You know the kind of chick. Won't shut up when she's drunk. Usually ends up sleeping with the guy wearing a camo hat and driving a jacked Jeep. Watch Manute Bol get in a few good punches. JUMP!

Nov 3, 2011Features
Steelers Fan In Buffalo Needs To Make A Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Steelers Fan In Buffalo Needs To Make A Withdrawal [Cuff ‘Em]

Via News4: Police say the black male entered the bank on Court Street around 1:30 p.m. Monday afternoon, handed the teller a note demanding money, then made off with an undisclosed amount of cash. He is described as 5'9" with a large build and was wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers cap and black satin-type baseball jacket with "New York" lettering across the chest. Scared to turn in your homeboy? We aren't. Let's split the money. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 3, 2011Football
No Photoshop Went Into This Massive LSU Spray Painted Weave [Morning Twitpics]

No Photoshop Went Into This Massive LSU Spray Painted Weave [Morning Twitpics]

What can possibly be said about this hair (via @iJig2Pieces)? We've been left speechless and it's usually over a supermodel's ass. Not this time. Just some random LSU weave. We want answers and we needed them yesterday. How long does it take an artist to complete such work? Over/Under is 3 hours. In other LSU-Alabama news, the folks at AL.com found Bama fans making a Corndog Casserole which also includes whiskey & lots of bacon. Let's get rolling!

Nov 2, 2011Other Sports
Candlelight Vigil For Failed Kardashian Marriage And New Prop Bets [Photos]

Candlelight Vigil For Failed Kardashian Marriage And New Prop Bets [Photos]

The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries joke marriage is no more and the people are sad. Some fans got together in New York this week to hold a candlelight vigil in honor of the fake nuptials and we've got the photos to prove it. We've also got the latest prop bets on Kardashian's next target from BoDog.com. Tiger Woods? Sure, why the hell not! Actually, we're not taking that action. There are some nice bets, though. Check it!

Nov 2, 2011Other Sports
MLB All-Stars Doing Snake Blood Shots In Taiwan [PHOTOS]

MLB All-Stars Doing Snake Blood Shots In Taiwan [PHOTOS]

When in Rome, do as the Romans do. A group of MLB players touring Taiwan to play the national time did as the locals do earlier this week, stopping in Snake Alley to drink some shots of snake blood. The players watched the snakes get sacrificed and then threw back shots... some more than others. Whether the blood gave them special powers is debatable, but they dominated in their first game of the series.

Nov 2, 2011Soccer
Busty Brit Model Holly Henderson & Mario Balotelli’s Secret Date [PHOTOS]

Busty Brit Model Holly Henderson & Mario Balotelli’s Secret Date [PHOTOS]

The UK tabloids are on fire today with news that Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli was spotted on a secret date with Nuts (among others) model Holly Henderson. Here in the stakes it's the equivalent of Rob Gronkowski taking a photo with @XXXBibiJones. Balotelli is 21. Henderson checks in at 32FF and 32-years-old. As an added bonus, Balotelli has a girlfriend, or at least he did last week. Ballotelli is our new Italian futbol hero. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011Other Sports
Jeremy Mayfield’s Wife Dropping F-Bombs On Twitter Over Meth Arrest

Jeremy Mayfield’s Wife Dropping F-Bombs On Twitter Over Meth Arrest

So we lied about no more NASCAR stories today. Totally would have left the Jeremy Mayfield meth addict story alone but then some TV guy covering the Mayfield arrest started tweeting photos. @CopaCavanna says this is what police found during a raid on Mayfield's home last night. The fuzz says it was working on a tip that there were stolen goods in the house. Mayfield's wife is on Twitter freaking out. Guns, meth, Twitter. This story is going to blow. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011Other Sports
World Series Katie Bikini Photos & The Boyfriend Who’ll Destroy You

World Series Katie Bikini Photos & The Boyfriend Who’ll Destroy You

You might remember the photo of Katie Siepman from World Series Game 6. She's holding the sign saying "He told me I could have an engagement ring or World Series tickets - Here I am." Yeah, well, that was false. Not true at all, according to an interview with Katie via SI's Andy Gray. True, there is a jacked up personal trainer boyfriend. Been on the fence on how to handle this story. Support the dude or call him a tool for not dropping to a knee? JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011Football
Sophia Beretta Is LSU’s Hottest Superfan [PHOTOS]

Sophia Beretta Is LSU’s Hottest Superfan [PHOTOS]

As is usual with Busted Coverage's football coverage, we worked our way through the hottest chicks on the LSU campus, found Sophia Beretta and talked her into taking some mirror shots. While other sites are boring you with Xs and Os, BC is pounding the pavement for our loyal following. Of course you might know of Sophia from her NSFW photos in the November, Girls of the SEC Playboy issue. But Uncle BC has Ms. Beretta in her Tiger thong. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011Features
‘Dude, A Deer Is Inside That Snake’ & Does Your Wife Scare You [Daily WTF]

‘Dude, A Deer Is Inside That Snake’ & Does Your Wife Scare You [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 2, 2011Other Sports
Scott Speed Laughs At Jeremy Mayfield Being Meth Head [TWEETS]

Scott Speed Laughs At Jeremy Mayfield Being Meth Head [TWEETS]

In case you didn't hear this morning, former NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield was arrested last night for meth possession. Long story short everyone knew this was coming. And..of course...preppy ass bitch Scott Speed had to go and make fun of a guy down on his luck. "It's funny to imagine how different mayfield life must be then mine... Especially now, Can't say I feel sorry tho.. Shoulda #justsayno lol." Bro, sick tweet, popped collar and glasses. Siiiccckk!

Nov 2, 2011Features
ESPN’s Jenn Brown Stuck In Boston Hotel Bathroom, Live Tweeting

ESPN’s Jenn Brown Stuck In Boston Hotel Bathroom, Live Tweeting

Who's up for some Jenn Brown stuck in a hotel bathroom action? Entire BC office is in, so here we go. Sideline Assassin Brown is in some Boston hotel for Thursday's BC-Florida State showdown. She goes into the bathroom to do her morning routine. Maybe drop a deuce. Shower time. The usual. But we learned something about Jenn this morning. She always takes her phone into the bathroom to listen to ESPN Radio. But now the phone is her lifeline. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011
Bama Redneck MegaSkeet420 Fired Up For Corn Dogs, LSU [VIDEO]

Bama Redneck MegaSkeet420 Fired Up For Corn Dogs, LSU [VIDEO]

Remember the f-bombing, WalMart sunglasses wearing, 'Super Cracker' shirt wearing redneck MegaSkeet420 character we introduced a couple weeks ago? Yeah, homeboy is back and is super pissed about this LSU-Alabama game. In this week's diatribe, Skeet goes after you corn dog LSU fans with multiple variations of 'mother$%^&ers' and 'f$%^ yous.' For us this is like Christmas morning. Won't see Syracuse fans with this much passion. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011Features
Florida Or Ohio: Millionaire Couple Having 3-Way In Bathroom [Cuff ‘Em]

Florida Or Ohio: Millionaire Couple Having 3-Way In Bathroom [Cuff ‘Em]

Taking a break from the Baseball Cap Bank Robbers series to move to our other BC hit, "Florida or Ohio." The rules are simple. We give you a crazy arrest story and you guess whether it took place in Florida or Ohio. This one is huge with the U.S. prison population. In fact, if you are in jail in either Ohio or Florida, write us. We need a guest editor for this series. mail@bustedcoverage.com. Time to play! This couple was arrested for a nightclub three-way. JUMP!

Nov 2, 2011Football
Aaron Rodgers About To Throw Baby Post Route [Morning Twitpics]

Aaron Rodgers About To Throw Baby Post Route [Morning Twitpics]

We understand the baby was thrown on a rope to a waiting Greg Jennings for a 32-yard TD. Good work, kid. In other news, last night was supposed to be opening night for the NBA. BWAAAHHHAAA! Of course we hate the NBA, especially in November and December when superstars find time to nurse leg injuries. Did Shaq ever play a game over these two months? As for your LSU-Alabama update, did you hear the ticket price average on StubHub is now $499!

Nov 1, 2011Other Sports
Rick’s Cabaret Basketball League Could Help Cure NBA Lockout Blues [PHOTOS]

Rick’s Cabaret Basketball League Could Help Cure NBA Lockout Blues [PHOTOS]

Our old friend Lonnie Hanover is at it again. The New York strip club vet has introduced a genius marketing plan during the on-going NBA lockout. The Rick's Cabaret Basketball League. Of course Lonnie sent an invite to our partners at Coed Magazine to attend today's presser. Of course Coed was there with a camera. Rick's is planning for their ladies to play 2 games over 2 days – November 17th and 18th. If only they can get A.C. Green to ref. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011
Chris Paul Amused By Dad’s Thong Answer On Family Feud [VIDEO]

Chris Paul Amused By Dad’s Thong Answer On Family Feud [VIDEO]

Instead of watching NBA games on Fox Sports Detroit, SportsTime Ohio, etc., we are reduced to watching Chris Paul and his family playing the Feud with Steve Harvey. The Paul's episode of Family Feud aired tonight and the big news, according to CP3 was that his dad answered 'Thong' on one question and someone else answered 'Condom' 0n another.We were at dinner but one YouTuber was all over the action. There is video! JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011Football
Bama Cheerleader Sidney McGough Will Kill Wild Animals [PHOTOS]

Bama Cheerleader Sidney McGough Will Kill Wild Animals [PHOTOS]

Yes, that's two BOOM's in one day. Swear we'll stop tomorrow. Anyway, it's LSU-Bama Week® and it's our intention to stick with the BC plan of doing things differently than the rest of these tools with an WordPress account. About two years ago we discovered, by accident, an Alabama cheerleader named Sidney McGough and was instantly smitten with her ability to kill animals. Deer, turkey, largemouth bass, saltwater fish. DEAD. Anyway, here's her update. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011Football
LSU-Alabama Casual Encounters: JoshBama55 Looking For 3-Way

LSU-Alabama Casual Encounters: JoshBama55 Looking For 3-Way

There has been some interesting chatter on Craigslist Casual Encounters out of Alabama this week, according to BC Photo Editor Big Gay Rich. He's our go-to source for all things gay and Craigslist so this week we've sent him into the belly of SEC football for some men-on-men, men-on-women and even a dude looking to three-way his 20-year-old GF on Bama-LSU weekend. "Lookey here," Rich emailed. Looks like JoshBama55 has a unique request - JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011Features
Antonio Garay Pumpkin Head & His Hello Kitty Car [Daily WTF]

Antonio Garay Pumpkin Head & His Hello Kitty Car [Daily WTF]

Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 1, 2011Football
Julian Edelman’s Police Officer Halloween Costume; Arrested [PHOTOS]

Julian Edelman’s Police Officer Halloween Costume; Arrested [PHOTOS]

Pats' WR Julian Edelman was expected in court during the 10-11 a.m. hour after his little problem at the Storyville bar in Boston where he was arrested for indecent assault early this morning. Boston.com reports: "In a report on the case, Boston police said Edelman was inside the nightclub on Halloween night when he allegedly reached underneath the woman’s costume and groped her below the waist." The real news here is the Edelman costume. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011NFL Cheerleaders
2011 San Francisco 49ers Cheerleaders Halloween Costume Bonanza!

2011 San Francisco 49ers Cheerleaders Halloween Costume Bonanza!

Just putting the finishing recaps together for Halloween - 2011 and couldn't possibly put the year to bed without a look at the 49ers Gold Rush cheerleading squad. The ladies turned in a few decent costumes and actually dropped some Halloween cleav which is usually difficult due to the nature of the costumes. You see many Hermione's walking around town looking like sluts? You will on the 9ers sideline. Great work ladies. Next year: slutty nurses. All of you. JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011Other Sports
Kevin Durant’s Flag Football Game At Oklahoma State [PHOTOS & VIDEO]

Kevin Durant’s Flag Football Game At Oklahoma State [PHOTOS & VIDEO]

It's the story that the Internet will be choking on this morning. We've already linked this story out, yet found some interesting videos of last night's Kevin Durant flag football appearance on the Oklahoma State University campus. Skip Bayless will turn this into a three-day series of debates. "Kevin Durant could start in the NFL - RIGHT NOW!" And "Kevin Durant has enough QB skills to play for Seahawks - RIGHT NOW! KD35 throwing picks - JUMP!

Nov 1, 2011Features
Braves Fan Needs ANOTHER Rack Refill! MONEY, NOW! [Cuff ‘Em]

Braves Fan Needs ANOTHER Rack Refill! MONEY, NOW! [Cuff ‘Em]

Is there any debate now over whether Braves fan, who was flashing a gun during last week's holdup of a Chase Bank, is a gambling addict? Now comes word that he popped a Texas credit union on Thursday. Showed a gun both times. Dude is desperate to pay off a big gambling debt. He has enough money for the Abercrombie jacket, yet needs to rob a bank? C'mon, Sid Breamer. Stop taking the Cowboys in parlays. Turn in Breamer: mail@bustedcoverage.com

Nov 1, 2011Football
You Think Football Is Life Or Death In The SEC? [Morning Twitpics]

You Think Football Is Life Or Death In The SEC? [Morning Twitpics]

First, that "LSU Save Your Gas" sign floating around this week is from 2009, the last time LSU traveled to Tuscaloosa. The Bammers won that game 24-15 on the way to a BCS Championship. What's going to happen this year? No idea. But, we do know both sides will entertain our asses this week. There's Nick Saban pumpkin. LSU casket. There are Bama victory-inspired headstones. And even a couple cute Bama coeds in QB costumes. One day closer. Let's get rolling!