Ian O'Connor writes this morning for ESPN.com: This is the same quarterback neither Elway nor the head coach, John Fox, seemed to want around. This is the same quarterback Fox said would be "screwed" if he had to run a conventional offense. How exactly does Tim Tebow go about his night after a 95-yard game-winning drive against the formidable Jets? Does he just go home & read the Bible? Does he call a few chicks over for lemonade? Yes, we're intrigued.
Via Busted Coverage's Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Of course the crazy Virginia Tech rednecks were out in full force tonight in Blacksburg. Is there anything else to do on a Thursday night in the hills of Va? Not unless sitting at home and watching Pawn Stars DVRs sounds like a blast. Anyway, there were freezing conditions, some dude with his lunch pail and Jenn Brown up to her normal sideline duties. Catch that ACC football fever. JUMP!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Former pitcher Kris Benson's hot, dumb stripper wife Anna Benson is back and she's not only looking great, but she's dropping her usual bits of insightful knowledge. Oh, and she's starring in this show called Baseball Wives too, but that's not what's important right now. Anna tells us why Kris got traded by the Mets (her funbags!), how classy she is and her new method of punishing Kris if he cheats. Hey, we've got some fine-ass pics of too! Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Now they're handing out porn in our schools. Well, not our schools -- the one in Westport, Connecticut. A football coach at Staples High School has been suspended, pending an investigation, for allegedly giving several freshmen players his username and password to a porn site. So many feelings. So many questions. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of answers. Here's what we do know, though. Check it!
• The topless Tori Spelling pic making the rounds • DIVORCE: Demi Moore kicks Ashton's ass to curb • Islanders trampy Ice Girls have new outfits to wear • An All-Time BC Favorite: Poca-Hotness! • Lauren Pope sideboob for your perverts • Tight Asses In Yoga Pants: Leeza Zain! • WTF Is That: Diana Morales in crazy ass lingerie
You know how every now and then the day after eating spaghetti you'll cough and the next thing you know a strand is coming out your nose? Yeah, happens to the best of us. Well some dumb broad in the U.K. wants us to believe she's had a pool cue stuck up her nose for 12 YEARS! That's right, a pool cue just logged right up in that big schnoz. Chantel says the cue popped loose the other day during a coughing fit. What about the nuts logged in those cheeks. JUMP!
Our friend Darren Rovell (he actually follows us so f-off) this afternoon had this to say about an NCAA '12 screencap that crossed his desk: Horribly unfortunate caption in NCAA '12 for Penn State-OSU game. Oh, come one now, it's just a computer pumping out the headlines. Or is it? Sandusky? Is that you, you queer child molester? You conspiring with Spanier and Schultz to disgrace NCAA '12 with this disgusting prose? It just won't end. Those poor kids! (@darrenrovell)
A simple tweet went out last night from Erin Pageviews to the infamous SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen. Did EA just break news on her Twitter account about the future of her career? Sure looks that way to us. The world of sideline reporters just got a tad bit more interesting. (Kudos to our friend Mike for holding that umbrella at the Michigan GameDay stop.) JUMP!
As a sidenote to this Busted Coverage Wrestling Week celebration, our editors have discovered that WWE Diva Maria Kanellis has a little sister, Janny, who happens to be a University of Illinois dance team member. We've done our research and learned that Janny is out to prove that she's more than Maria's little sister. Of course we want to help her with that dream so the least we could do is show you guys 78 photos of her greatest work. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com
Busted Coverage’s Wrestling Week rolls on the 19 Greatest Divas In Wrestling History. Of course wrestling is awesome yes, but it can...
Wait? What? Gary Pinkel drinks? Listen, we used to cover Gary back in the late 1990s and if there was ever a coach we never thought would end up with a police mugshot, it would be Missouri head coach Pinkel. But, the Missouri media is all over his DUI last night. A Boone County sheriff's deputy stopped Pinkel's car on Keene Street in Columbia around 10 p.m. Wednesday for "lane and signal violations." We won't believe he was drunk until the dash-cam video.
Who's up for some Penn State rape jokes? South Park! At this point in the Penn State Rape Scandal® it's time for the comedians to weigh in with references to kids, cops, counselors and clowns. Of course South Park was offensive. Of course Penn State fans are pissed. Of course we don't think child rape is funny, yet we 'get' the humor associated with this scene. "Neverland Ranch, a Catholic church or Penn State University?" Your choice, kids. JUMP!
Houston police are still looking for Bulls Pinstripe Hat Guy after this October gas station robbery. The first suspect remains at large. He is described as a black male, 18-25 years old, approximately 5'9" to 5'10", 160 to 180 pounds. At the time of the offense he was wearing a red and black ball cap, a red sweatshirt, a red bandana covering his face and dark pants. Know homeboy, but you're afraid of ratting on him? We're not: firstname.lastname@example.org
• 300 Pic Futbol vs. Football WAG-OFF! • Sarah Palin on how she'd hang Jerry Sandusky • A movie dedicated to MILFs? Yessir! • Pics: Georgia Cheerleader Bikini Boat Action • Cloon Dog: Kiebs dropping inner cleav for George • Best Fake Rack Of The Day: Amanda Mertz! • 16 Hot Chicks Who Want To Wear Playboy Lingerie • PSU grad investment bankers struggling w/scandal!
Pittsburgh resident Bill Hart, @bhart62, last night uploaded this pic from his local grocery store where customers are constantly reminded why their franchise is great. Can't even pick up Mrs. T's Pierogies without having a Terrible Towel in your face. In other news, the dude who wrote 'Itsy Bitsy' Bikini has died. You ladies think we're all perverts today? These assholes were writing bikini tunes in the 50s. Might be time for a remix. Timbaland available? Let's get rolling!
From BC Afternoon Editor Monty: The mustache is a great, manly thing. Many great men have sported the lip duster throughout the course of history and the sports world is no different. We may not have them all, but we've definitely got 21 of the most iconic mustaches in the history sports. Marvel in their greatness! In honor of Movember and men everywhere, here's a gallery. Now who wants a mustache ride!? Check it!
• Jennifer Missoni gets all cute for movie premiere • Kristen Stewart is all leggy on Jay Leno • Britney Spears did a Marily Manson video • Gorgeous girls wearing stripped shirts • Diane Morales looks quite nice in some lingerie • Isabelle Blais enjoys being braless for Elle • Dalene Kurtis is one of the hottest Playmates • D'Arcy Kate Fellona is the gorgeous 'Quibids girl'
SI swimsuit model Chrissy Teigen is a gift from God in multiple ways. God gave her that insane rack, the ability to eat shit like cake, ice cream and chips without gaining pounds. And He made her a batshit crazy tweeter. Here is today's item of note: "every time I go to the store, I get filets of catfish. I have endless amounts of "rubs". love cajun. delicious / no carb / satisfying." She's spent the better half of today talking about catfish. Not kidding. Go look. (@chrissyteigen)