• Must-see: Ole Miss DT destroys this sideline chair • Video: WR Jabar Gaffney slaps fan in the face • Rex Grossman "Dutch Oven" Face • Big Ten Perverts: Sparty mascot sniffing hair • Giving Thanks Week: 110 Pics Of Jordan Carver • #FriskyFriday Chicks Thankful For iPhones! • Maurice Jones-Drew owning CLE via powder toss • Gary Pinkel Shoveling: Wash. St. snow removal FAIL
Why is Eli Manning giving us his "Peyton stole my 1989 Griffey Jr. Upper Deck rookie card," face this morning? Well, his Giants had a chance last night to seize control of the NFC East, yet couldn't beat Vince Young. Bad loss, brah. And on the right we have Erin Andrews after a Baylor Bukkake® post-Bears miraculous victory over Oklahoma. The tale of two faces. One giving thanks. One completely lost in his world of childhood memories. Get your ass rolling! Let's go!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Chargers are visiting the (6-3) Bears at Soldier Field. This game promises to produce many "Cutlerface's". If the Chargers are stupid enough to kick to Devin Hester, expect him to go HAM. Jim Nantz is calling the game so expect to fall asleep by half time. To say Phillip Rivers has been struggling has been an understatement. It's freezing in Chicago so expect to see numerous humorous images. Jump!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Tampa Bay Buccaneers are visiting the (9-0) Green Bay Packers at Lambeau Field. The Packers are undefeated and look to be Super Bowl contenders this year. Aaron Rodgers has made packers fans say "Brett who?". The 2010 Super Bowl champions look to have no problems with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that rank 31st in total defense in NFL. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Virginia traveled to Tallahassee to take on the Florida State Seminoles. FSU started 2011 as the #5 team in the nation but have failed to live up to expectations. Virginia is doing surprisingly well and the coach inspired his team by almost losing his life after being shot by a robber. FSU should win this game handily if they aren't looking forward to next week's game against Florida. JUMP!
The UFC’s only official pre-fight show returns today at 5 p.m. EST when Fight Day comes to you live from the HP Arena in San Jose, California prior to UFC 139. Hosts Dave Farra and Megan Olivi will break down the entire card, which features a light heavyweight attraction between Dan Henderson and Mauricio “Shogun” Rua. Our panel of expert journalists will help break down one of the more stacked cards in UFC history, and we’ll talk to UFC stars Nate Diaz and Jon Fitch about their upcoming fights. JUMP!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: Penn State is visiting Ohio State in the Horseshoe today at 3:30 EST. Penn State is looking to avenge their loss to Nebraska last week and also try and take their minds off the horrendous Sandusky scandal. This game has been poorly dubbed the "Tats versus Tots" game by some sports writers. I will be disappointed if I don't see an Ohio State fan holding a sign that says "Hide yo kids. Hide Yo Wife". JUMP!
It's the first time ESPN GameDay has ever visited the University of Houston campus and you're only getting this visit because of your prolific QB Case Keenum (stats). What you need to know: Keenum is now the FBS all-time total offense leader. He has an amazing 37 TD to 3 INT ratio this season and threw 9 TDs in one game against lowly Rice. In other words, expect lots of Keenum > Luck signs and even that 'shocker' that has made it to the front of the crowd. JUMP!
• Fun: The Gary Pinkel dash-cam DUI video • BC Play of the Day: Northwestern/Minny OVER 58 • NFL Play Of Weekend according to Vegas: Bengals • College Football Cheerleader Showdown: Week 12! • For LSU Week: Ole Miss Cheerleader Bikini Time! • Rosie Jones Boobs Named Best In Britain • Oregon's 'O' sign means vagina in sign language • WTF? Hillary Clinton sympathizes with PSU rioters
Wow, what a game last night in Ames, Iowa where ESPN documented Iowa State's first victory - EVER - over a #2 ranked team. You know what we hate this morning? We hate Alabama fan's reaction in this Tuscaloosa bar. You assholes had your chance a couple weeks ago and couldn't score a TD at home against LSU. You also couldn't make a FG. But, you'll eventually get your BCS shot because the rest of college football can't get its shit together. Anyway, let's get rolling.
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Who knew Kristin Cavallari had any redeeming qualities? Not us. But hell, we're men, so we can admit when we made a mistake. As it turns out, KCav does have some redeeming qualities that aren't her ass. She went to the Marine Corps Ball last night with Lance Cpl. Jonathan Burkett. That kicks ass. Her man, Jay Cutler, even took the time to give a shout out to Burkett and if that dick can do it, so can we. Your 15 minutes start now, but we'll salute you for every one of them. Here's to Burkett, KCav and our armed forces. Semper Fi, bitches!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: The Lingerie Football League is just a bunch of hot broads running around in next to nothing, right? Well, maybe not. Enter Australian badass Chloe Butler, a former world-class hurdler. She likes to mess people up. Butler broke the Minnesota quarterback's arm earlier this season and guess what? She liked it! Not only is Butler a kickass footballer, she's... wait for it... HOT! JUMP!
• Candice Swanepoel shows off her gorgeous body • Amanda Seyfried: She shows it off in Marie Claire • Brooklyn Decker's body continually amazes us • Jessica Brooke's wants you to get to know her • 101 Sets of All-American boobs that we are thankful for • Emmanuelle Chriqui is a sexy supporter for Google Music • January Jones is too sexy to carry her own baby • Friday selfpics from hot girls are simply fantastic
Sarah Palin has said she would have no problem bringing the rope to a hanging of Jerry Sandusky (even though he's still innocent). Now we have Howard Stern bringing a voice of reason to this case. "They should cut his b**** off, I mean, what are you going to do with a guy like that? This is the real stuff that sickens me and should sicken all Americans." Meanwhile, this morning someone either punched or kicked in a window at Sandusky's house. OCCUPY SANDUSKY!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. email@example.com