Via NBC2 in Buffalo: Investigators say the M&T Bank on Tonawanda Street was robbed just before 3pm. They say a white male entered the bank, handed the teller a note demanding money. The then left the bank with an undisclosed amount of cash. The suspect is described as a white male, about 5'6-5'10, 170lbs, 25-30 years old, and has a beard. He was wearing a white mesh Sabres baseball cap. Get us a bank robber for Thanksgiving. email@example.com
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That white sign reads, "I Hate Orange and White." It's Thanksgiving Week, but it's also War Eagle/Roll Tide Week. Yesterday we showed you the rednecks who stole an Alabama Crimson Tide flag and flagpole. Now comes this display in Pinson, Al. How big is the Iron Bowl? Fans are already parking their RVs for this one. However, fans aren't allowed to occupy those RVs until Wednesday. Let's get rolling!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: You've heard of Peyton Manning Face. You've also laughed at Eli Manning Face. Now we have Tom Brady Face. Dude, even though you have multiple Super Bowl rings, that smokin' hot wife and a giant wad of money, that face is Internet gold. Thanks to whomever skunked the Gatorade. An entire Brady Face cottage industry will be born after tonight. We checked, @TomBradyFace is available. JUMP!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Just when you think disgraced Jerry Sandusky can't get any creepier, we pull something out of the depths that's makes him just that. The good news -- or bad news depending on your perspective -- is you can own it. We've found a signed copy of Sandusky's book, Touched -- The Jerry Sandusky Story on eBay and wait til you get a load of the hand-written message inside. $120 for this! Check it!
Via BC Afternoon Editor Monty: Clippers big man Chris Kaman got to go deer hunting in his native Michigan for the first time in years. The rifle season opened over the weekend & although Kaman didn't drop any trophy bucks himself, he did document his adventures -- much to the dismay of some of his followers. Kaman didn't seem to care though. He simply called those who didn't agree with him douche. He ended the weekend by gutting a friend's kill. Check it!
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That's right, Hope Dworaczyk is now 27-years-old. You are allowed to feel old for a minute. You remember her as the ex-girlfriend of Jason Kidd who famously wore a painted Dallas Mavericks jersey over her naked body. It still ranks as one of the most influential moments in NBA history, right up there with Bill Russell dunking on white guys for the first time. Hope is now a businesswoman with an insane lingerie Internet collection. Happy birthday, Hope. JUMP!
Is this Jason Kidd's way of telling Jason Kidd that his days as a Dallas Mavericks PG are over? The Dallas condo goes on the market during the NBA lockout which looks like it's going to deep six the entire season. Kidd turns 39 in March. We're pretty sure this is the sign that homeboy won't be spending very many more nights in his 21st floor Azure condo. $1.6 million gets you Dallas views and a gourmet kitchen. JUMP!
Ahh, Thanksgiving Week, the time of year when you get super drunk on Wednesday night, pound turkey down your throat on Thursday, get drunk on a Thursday night, sleep until noon on Friday, watch Arkansas vs. LSU in the middle of a Friday afternoon, get super drunk again Friday night and then sleep for 48 hours until Monday. It's also a week for family. Erin Andrews is at home and the family decided to upload pics to EA's Twitter account last night. Fun! JUMP!
Remember last week when BC showed you the numbers proving that Kristin Cavallari banging Cutler - AGAIN - was saving the Bears season? Yeah, well, he's out 6-8 weeks with a broken throwing thumb. Yeah, he needs surgery. OOOPS. Sorry, Bears fan. Kinda jinxed you there didn't we. But there is good news for Cuts-Cavs fans out there. Jay popped the question - AGAIN. Yes, these lovebirds are back on for that dumb wedding plan. JUMP!
Do you see random sh$% while driving to work and think it needs to be seen by the masses? Does the guy who sits next to you at work look like a tool on a daily basis? Does your dog lick his balls in an odd fashion? Is your neighbor working on some sort of outer space vehicle behind his shed? We want your WTF photos. Email us. firstname.lastname@example.org
Cung Le is way too old to be getting his face smashed in like he had happen Saturday night by Wanderlei Silva in Le's adopted home of San Jose, California. At 39, Le is on the last legs of a fighting career and his nose might not be able to take much more of a pounding than it was given by Silva at UFC 139. Says Le of his fight: "I fought my heart out and I Just want to say thank you for all the support." Dude, it might be time to call it a career so you can still smell the roses. JUMP!
ESPN is asking for it by promoting the s#$% out of the #WhenSkipMeetsTebow hashtag that is trending worldwide on Twitter this morning. It's expected that Tim Tebow will lose his virginity tomorrow at 11 ET when Skip Bayless finally gets to meet his gay lover in what should be a giant slurp-fest on First Take. Skip haters have called off work. Tebow supporters are staying quiet. You want vulgar, NSFW Tebow-Skip Bayless tweets? We have you covered this morning. JUMP!
Yep, Ice Kube (name we gave him) has had enough of Arkansas homie acting like a fool Saturday during tailgating prior to the Razorbacks destroying Mississippi State. (Note: we had to rip this video from the original uploader because he/she can't rotate a video.) It's about time we received an award-winning KO from a college football tailgate. The well was getting dry. Kudos to all involved who make this one a top-10 of 2011 candidate. JUMP!
Via the Press-Register: Joseph Michael Dozier, 26, of Grand Bay and Dean S. Balazs, 24, of Mobile were arrested Nov. 11 and each charged with one count of third-degree receiving stolen property, said a Washington County Jail spokesman. Chatom Police Chief Brent Callihan said that two men took the Crimson Tide flag and a flagpole from the yard of a residence. Lesson here to scrap thieves: leave the stupid flag and take the pole. ROLL TIDE ROLL!
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Why is Eli Manning giving us his "Peyton stole my 1989 Griffey Jr. Upper Deck rookie card," face this morning? Well, his Giants had a chance last night to seize control of the NFC East, yet couldn't beat Vince Young. Bad loss, brah. And on the right we have Erin Andrews after a Baylor Bukkake® post-Bears miraculous victory over Oklahoma. The tale of two faces. One giving thanks. One completely lost in his world of childhood memories. Get your ass rolling! Let's go!
Via Weekend Screencapper ParadigmShift35: The (4-5) Chargers are visiting the (6-3) Bears at Soldier Field. This game promises to produce many "Cutlerface's". If the Chargers are stupid enough to kick to Devin Hester, expect him to go HAM. Jim Nantz is calling the game so expect to fall asleep by half time. To say Phillip Rivers has been struggling has been an understatement. It's freezing in Chicago so expect to see numerous humorous images. Jump!